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Checkmate, Atheists!

posted by Zifnab

1 year 12 months ago • 5007 views

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Ten absolute, irrefutable, God-approved proofs that Christians are right and atheists are dumb and deluded!

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It's hilarious because a lot of those arguments are actually used by some stupid people.

written by JAPR

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and some stupid atheists and Christians, argue the finer points of this nonsense, ad infinitum, missing the point entirely.....

written by choggie

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I didn't realize this was a farce until about 2/3 the way through! JAPR's right, with people like Ray Comfort/Kirk Cameron pushing similar arguments it's hard to tell anymore...

written by AnimalsForCrackers

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2nd Corinthians in your FACE! Good times.

written by flechette | 1 year 12 months ago | CH

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Have you ever tried to debate somebody with these points? It's one of the most frustrating experiences. You'll never win a debate with somebody too stupid to know they've lost.

written by rottenseed

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why in the world either side cares so much what the other side belives... I don't get.

Yay, more divisiveness. Yeah, just what God wants among its beloved creations. And yes, obviously evolution and pure chance have proven that a people divided over silly personal opinions will outlast all other kinds of culture. You both keep swinging at each other. It's doing wonders for your "cause"
*eye roll*

written by smibbo

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In the Bible it says that God made us to be just like him, so if we're dumb, then God is dumb...and maybe even a little ugly on the side. ~Frank Zappa

written by 8933

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Upvote for that "other thing" that fits in your hand.

written by jimnms

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this HAS to be a viral video made by atheists, or an SNL skit i haven't seen... someone please tag appropriately :-p

written by mechadeath | 1 year 12 months ago | CH

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Jebus Freaks crack me up!

written by lurgee

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*religion

written by Fjnbk

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Adding video to channels (Religion) - requested by Fjnbk.

written by siftbot

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Could have been funny, but that guy needs to work on his delivery.

written by xxovercastxx

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smibo "why in the world either side cares so much what the other side belives... I don't get."

We shouldn't, but the problem is that the most powerful country on earth is having laws dictated by one particular party's beliefs, to the exclusion of others. THAT's why there's a sudden increase in pro-atheist videos etc. about, it's because we're being made to feel like second rate citizens. There are quite a number of videos explaining why we feel threatened and the laws etc. that discriminate against us.

written by spoco2

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god made weeds for feeding animals (genesis).
What about Drosera, Pinguicola, and others hundreds of animal-eating weeds?

written by 8948

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I realize this is a farce but there are several REAL videos like this. What sucks is that people actually take these kinds of things to be representative of Christianity. Unfortunately, they see things like this and make generalizations. I believe in God, I believe in Heaven and salvation and all that that entails. That would make me a christian. But I believe in evolution. I simply don't understand why God couldn't have started the whole process of evolution. I believe in intelligent creation, and evolution was pretty damn intelligent. People quote scripture that says this couldn't have been. Scripture is God's word. But I cannot understand God fully, he is outside of space and time, so I literally cannot fully understand him as I am a spatial being. So then, how am I to fully understand his word? I don't know. But sadly it seems that the most arrogant and erroneous "people of faith" are the loudest.

written by 8772 | 1 year 12 months ago | CH

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Camhuffman You say you believe in god, but also in evolution, and that's all cool, but you also say you believe in intelligent creation, which is exactly one of the points which is lampooned in this video. To say that the Big Bang is too unbelievable, and to question what was there before said bang is all well and good. But to then just, in effect, give up and say 'Well, God did it all' is not an answer. Well, if God came first, what was before God? Is it easier to believe that there was something and then some stuff that started coalescing and eventually started to form bigger clumps, then planets, then stars etc. etc. OR, is it easier to imagine that *POOF* instantly there was an omnipotent being just there?

It's a case of 'I don't understand it, so I give up and just say God did it all'.

And fair enough, but stop trying to tell OTHERS that their hunt for the REAL root of how things came to be is invalid. I guess that last bit isn't directed at you as you weren't really trying to tell anyone else... but those that do SO get my goat... Creationist museums et al... urgh.

written by spoco2

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I'm not trying to tell anyone their hunt for the "REAL" root of things is invalid. I don't think it is. I wasn't saying my view was right, I was just saying my view. I have no intentions of being like OmFg! GOD IS REAL MMK DUH LOOK AT THE BIBLE!! ! Thats not how I roll

written by 8772 | 1 year 12 months ago | CH

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Sad Sad person:
1) We dont say it's not real. We say the word is not real. It's not a message from GOD or some Higher Entity. Question the origins.

2) I dont even want to comment on this one. If the origins of your Bible are untrue, you believe in something unreal. Superstition.

3) Big Bang. Go study proper science, or just read up on it. The thought of a higher being/creator/Superspirit having anything to do with it, is a joke. And then again it's assumed that God is the only thing that did/doesnt have to be created. Alot of assumptions without any proof. The bible does not provide any evidence to what the weird man in the video said about this point, which obviously cant just make it true.

4) Radiometrics. I'm sure it's easy to just say Radiometrics (Science) is wrong. Pfffft... Pull your Head out of your arse. If Radiometrics were so wrong, why are we still using this technique. Maybe we should ask God to write paper to help us properly do it.

5) A banana fits a mans hand... OMG... You use that as a point??

6) Hmmm... Praying is 100% successful, IF GOD WANTS you to have it. Then it's pretty much 100% unsuccessful. Nothing is free. If you want something you're probably gonna work for it. Religious or not.

7) You are brainwashed by the bible. Quoting from the bible is not going to help make that fact any less true. "Perfecting Holyness in the fear of God" Read that a few times. That does not sound like a God that is too nice and good. Oh yeah... We Burn in the end. That's a loving deed.

8)Homosexuality isn't an abomination in the eyes of God... If we actually thought god existed we could have a chat about it then. You're easy to say it wrong even though you dont know what those people go through. You're not allowed judge anyway. Not all atheist say Homosexuality is right, same as not all Christians believe its wrong.

9) Nope... We didn't evolve out of dust, you moron. Although it would make sense in your bible (From ashes to ashes, dust to dust). Sooo... Umm... No who said that?

10) And the Creator just confirmed it with you... Oh how nice. Pity he doesn't talk to me. Guess I'll just burn in Hell with my Banana in my hand.

I really hope we dont have get such closeminded person doing videos about why Atheism is right.

written by 8959

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linear thinking (as referenced above) causes brain swell and foul company......

written by choggie

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