Quick Options

NSFW Content:
Listing Mode:
Coloring Style:
Animations:

◀ Quick Options    Login    Register
X Greetings! You are not currently logged in, but please don't let that stop you from voting up any videos you like. :)

cigarettes,smoking,noob,youre doing it wrong Captain Smooth Smokes For the First Time

Captain Smooth Smokes For the First Time

posted by inflatablevagina 5 months ago • 1589 views
tags: 
embed
email
bookmarks (0)

This kid turns 18 and tries to smoke.

GREAT DESIGNS FROM VIDEOSIFT'S T-SHIRT STORE
Support VideoSift - Buy a Shirt! Use coupon code SIFTXMAS09 at checkout to save an additional 20% now!
Let Your Finger Do The Talking T-Shirt
Let Your Finger Do The Talking
TBIF Thank Buddha Its Friday T-Shirt
TBIF Thank Buddha Its Friday
Ice Swallow T-Shirt
Ice Swallow

Comments subscribe to this feed
If this were a joint i could excuse the sappy music, but for a 'Turkish Gold' cigarette that he lit without puffing on it...what a pussy


written by JiggaJonson  | 5 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
Kinda stupid, but upvote for the choice of music. Saving grace.


written by ponceleon  | 5 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
God, what IS that music all about?


written by MarineGunrock  | 5 months ago | CH
 3  | flag spam (0)
I like the message he sends to all the YouthTubers who might come across this. He's right; it does suck.


written by lucky760  | 5 months ago | CH
 10  | flag spam (0)
*fail

smoking usually makes people look cool.


written by rottenseed  | 5 months ago | CH
 7  | flag spam (0)
Adding video to channels (Fail) - requested by rottenseed.


written by siftbot  | 5 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
This kid needs some weed! It will still make you cough, even for veterans if its good stuff, but at least there is a much more fun intoxication that goes with it. Tobacco just makes you tired, and kind of sick.

Now if only I could get myself to quit both, I'd be in good shape...


written by KamikazeCricket  | 5 months ago | CH
 3  | flag spam (0)
At first I thought, Turkish Gold, nice choice. Then I watched in horror as he threw the pack down (disrespectfully) and wasted a perfectly good cigarette after only a couple puffs. What an asshole.


written by evil_disco_man  | 5 months ago | CH
 5  | flag spam (0)
Yeah, weird choice in music. It is interlude from cavalleria rusticana by Mascagni, actually a very beautiful piece from his one act opera.


written by shewbox  | 5 months ago | CH
 3  | flag spam (0)
. . . geek? *nochannel *eia *fail


written by nibiyabi  | 5 months ago | CH
 3  | flag spam (0)
This video has been removed from all channels (Eia, Geek, Fail) due to invalid channel assignment - nochannel invoked by nibiyabi. Please review the FAQ to learn about appropriate channel assignments.

Adding video to channels (Eia, Fail) - requested by nibiyabi.


written by siftbot  | 5 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
Jesus, Kid.. what are you doing? I'm glad he realized how disgusting they are so quickly. I'm 4 years on and still trying to tell myself they're not as nasty as they actually are...


written by EndAll  | 5 months ago | CH
 1  | flag spam (0)
*music


written by ant  | 5 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
Adding video to channels (Music) - requested by ant.


written by siftbot  | 5 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
Hmm not sure if it's the same in the states, but that music is used for a brand of cigar adverts over here. And yeah i'm a smoker but it's total bullshit and I agree with lucky. Even if edm is being sarky, kids do think it looks cool. They need to see how pathetic it is


written by alien_concept  | 5 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
*teens


written by alien_concept  | 5 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
Adding video to channels (Teens) - requested by alien_concept.


written by siftbot  | 5 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
Sounds like the theme music in Raging Bull


written by burdturgler  | 5 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
You're supposed to smoke it. Not EAT it!


written by crillep  | 5 months ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
Tags for this video have been changed from 'cigarettes, smoking, noob, youre, doing, it, wrong' to 'cigarettes, smoking, noob, youre doing it wrong' - edited by xxovercastxx


written by siftbot  | 4 months 4 weeks ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
turkish gold does not equal internet gold.

I like his message, but the music was mixed way too loud in the video. Plus he doesn't even know how to light a cigarette. Has he never seen a movie that was made before 1995 ?


written by spawnflagger  | 4 months 4 weeks ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
Double fail because he also doesn't have the enzyme necessary to break down alcohol. God hates *Asians.


written by blankfist  | 4 months 4 weeks ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
Adding video to channels (Asia) - requested by blankfist.


written by siftbot  | 4 months 4 weeks ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
>> ^blankfist:
Double fail because he also doesn't have the enzyme necessary to break down alcohol. God hates Asians.


Blankfist in with a westy special! Just kidding...


written by dannym3141  | 4 months 4 weeks ago | CH
 2  | flag spam (0)
Given the number of times the Simpsons has turned smoking into a coughing fit, *nsfw *woohoo

Wonder if the vid was for some school PSA project?


written by Krupo  | 4 months 4 weeks ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
This video has been flagged as being Not Suitable For Work - declared nsfw by Krupo.

Adding video to channels (Woohoo) - requested by Krupo.


written by siftbot  | 4 months 4 weeks ago | CH
 0  | flag spam (0)
Submit Comment

Connect with Facebook
          - OR -
log in or register to submit new comment


playlists with this video
nonsense? Ha! by poolcleaner  • Human Nature by lucky760

who voted for this video
inflatablevagina  - Norsuelefantti  - krazyety  - JiggaJonson  - MikesHL13  - bealsubub  - griefer_queafer  - ponceleon  - MarineGunrock  - lucky760  - moonsammy  - rottenseed  - Seric  - atara  - evil_disco_man  - nibiyabi  - randomize  - EndAll  - Shepppard  - Majortomyorke  - enoch  - ant  - oinkinstein  - QuadraPixel  - Raaagh  - kevanos  - Phil79  - sepatown  - Fred_Chopin  - wax66  - alien_concept  - gwiz665  - nomino  - MaxWilder  - ElessarJD  - eric3579  - crotchflame  - Crake  - meow  - blankfist  - lertad  - rgroom1  - rubadub  - dannym3141  - demon_ix  - poolcleaner  - WaterDweller  - BreaksTheEarth  - Selektaa  - Lendl  - Krupo  - brycewi19  - That1Swede  - EmptyFriend

Captain Smooth Smokes For The First Time Related Videos

Robin Beck - First Time

Roberta Flack - The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face

First time flying

Friends O' the Sift
Top 15 Sifters of All Time
1. Zifnab  (55235 votes)
2. arvana  (47057 votes)
3. dystopianfuturetoday  (44444 votes)
4. kronosposeidon  (41011 votes)
5. NetRunner  (40025 votes)
6. blankfist  (37650 votes)
7. ant  (35825 votes)
8. Farhad2000  (31917 votes)
9. mintbbb  (31865 votes)
10. rasch187  (31177 votes)
11. eric3579  (30685 votes)
12. Issykitty  (27636 votes)
13. mlx  (21770 votes)
14. deputydog  (21149 votes)
15. Fedquip  (20982 votes)
Top 15 Sifters of the Past Week
1. Sagemind  (368 votes)
2. EndAll  (281 votes)
3. brycewi19  (266 votes)
4. arvana  (249 votes)
5. oxdottir  (227 votes)
6. JiggaJonson  (221 votes)
7. demon_ix  (221 votes)
8. necrontyr  (217 votes)
9. sbchapm  (205 votes)
10. reiwan  (202 votes)
11. Issykitty  (188 votes)
12. rasch187  (167 votes)
13. MikesHL13  (151 votes)
14. Seric  (141 votes)
15. Zifnab  (127 votes)