From Jesus' General: Today, Behind the Party looks at John McCain's allies in the north, Canada's conservatives. We'll introduce you to Tory MP Tom "homosexual faggots with dirt on their fingernails that transmit diseases" Lukiwski, Saskatchewan Premier Brad "Ukrainians are ignorant louts" Wall, and many more. Watch to find out who wants to bomb labor; who called the Queen's Representative a slut, who is urinating on whom, and everything else you wanted to learn about the patriots of Canada.

So take a peek and join us in giving a big "fuckin' A" to our conservative Canadian friends.