moron,moron,moron,moron Breaking a bottle of beer over ones head - not so easy

Breaking a bottle of beer over ones head - not so easy

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*thock!*

Should've used sugar glass: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sugar_glass

written by old_spider | 2 years 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Evolution in action.

written by Farhad2000

| 2 years 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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in the words of nelson..
"HA HA"

written by deadundead | 2 years 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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What a genious.

Language probably *nsfw.

written by lucky760

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This video has been marked NSFW (called by gold star member lucky760)

written by siftbot

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not to mention the two people sitting to his left that would have been sprayed with shards of glass if it had broken.... Darwin smiles

written by youdiejoe

| 2 years 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Two previous steps were not observed:

1) Hit a very hard, nigh-unbreakable object with the object you intend to break over your head. Such as a large rock or hard countertop.
2) Observe how much force you just struck said object against other object with, and think about mirroring that force to your own skull.

Idiots don't ask questions like: "I wonder how much force it would take to break this bottle."

I've seen another video just like this but with different people. It's sad really.

written by arrendek

| 2 years 7 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Sad for some arrendek, for others, a sigh of relief. What could have been a spectacular day-after party of bloody bare feet, turns into a drunk party-boy, beating himself in a manner with the densest part of a bottle, so as to lessen its chances of breaking on a denser portion of his skull, which he also traded for what looks like the area between the side of the parietal and near the squamous, in a region coveted by those seeking to do harm to the only soft spot on the skull, the temple.
Again, the slow-mo groans are wonderful.....

written by choggie