Rachel: On the economic crisis: "Obama offers a 6-pt. plan, while McCain's campaign says that he invented the Blackberry, and his plan is to appoint a commission to study it. Neat."

Maher: "You're caught between a rock and a hard place with Sarah Palin, as a critic because if you describe her accurately, there's no way you can do that and not sound condescending. Because she is not very bright about matters that a person in this position should be bright about, and she's completely not ready to take over this job."