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Bill Maher: New Rules 10/3/08
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This week's New Rules about Pres/VP romance, the Pope's anti-gay stance, Amy Winehouse, and more Sarah Palin religion lulz.
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PALINdrome: Something that when put forward makes things go backwards.


written by 8217  | 9 months ago | CH
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The fucking pope rejected the French ambassador because he's gay!? The fucking pontiff wears Prada! Everyone knows he's gay, except Sarah Palin. (She hasn't dispatched a witch doctor to the Vatican. Yet.)

I love my country for all of its freedoms, including the freedom of religion. Still, I'll bet you dollars to donuts (actually that's an even equation in our current economy, but deal with it anyway) that the Founding Fathers wanted someone like her nowhere near the corridors of power.

So help me God (in whom I don't believe), we are SO fucked if McCain wins this election. And if I'm wrong, I will be the first S.O.B. to kiss you on the lips in celebration of it.

But why wait? You can kiss me now, for free! Rottenseed: I'm looking at you. Again.


written by kronosposeidon  | 9 months ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 9 months ago | CH
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"More people get stoned in the Old Testament than in my jacuzzi."

Seriously though, stoning people to death for frivolous offenses is part of an enlightened society.


written by chilaxe  | 9 months ago | CH
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written by siftbot  | 9 months ago | CH
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Has anyone heard Palin talk about who she would pick as VP if McCain died? That is a very scary thought...we could get Cheney back.


written by littledragon_79  | 9 months ago | CH
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Another off-night for Bill and his writers, apparently.


written by Xax  | 9 months ago | CH
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God hates fogs.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
The fucking pope rejected the French ambassador because he's gay!? The fucking pontiff wears Prada! Everyone knows he's gay, except Sarah Palin. (She hasn't dispatched a witch doctor to the Vatican. Yet.)

I love my country for all of its freedoms, including the freedom of religion. Still, I'll bet you dollars to donuts (actually that's an even equation in our current economy, but deal with it anyway) that the Founding Fathers wanted someone like her nowhere near the corridors of power.

So help me God (in whom I don't believe), we are SO fucked if McCain wins this election. And if I'm wrong, I will be the first S.O.B. to kiss you on the lips in celebration of it.

But why wait? You can kiss me now, for free! Rottenseed: I'm looking at you. Again.






written by thinker247  | 9 months ago | CH
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omfg. I didn't know she was Assembly of God.
As someone who attended their services out of curiosity for a couple years I say this in all seriousness: Be. Fucking. Afraid.

Unless you've been around them you have no idea - these people are genuinely psychotic and single mindedly =aggressive= in pursuit of their goal of helping to usher in The End Times.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Palin-credits-electoral-success-to-witchhunter

Speaking in tongues, maniacally 'laughing in the spirit', flopping around on the floor, believing that gold teeth miraculously appear in their mouth; i shit you not this is Standard stuff for every sunday and wednesday service.

Again, in all seriousness, be aware these people genuinely believe the last days will occur in the next few years and they zealously work towards making it happen.


written by Memorare  | 9 months ago | CH
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I just can't upvote because Maher has been falling all over his own jokes lately. His delivery is not sharp for some reason. He keeps laughing over his own words. Poor comedic form.


written by brycewi19  | 9 months ago | CH
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>> ^kronosposeidon:
But why wait? You can kiss me now, for free! Rottenseed: I'm looking at you. Again.


you're the reason why I read these things late-night. let me dim the lights...




written by rottenseed  | 9 months ago | CH
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Nice Routine.

"Romantic walks along the water that turn in to fishing trips with the guys."
Sounds like a new comedy with Ben Stiller.


written by raverman  | 8 months 4 weeks ago | CH
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