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I always love how the cabin crew on Virgin Air flights adresses everyone by standard with "Hello Boys and Girls"
"If you are talking to anyone who is not on this plane--unless you happen to be psychic--please end the conversation now and put away your electronic devices."
As impressive as his pre-flight was, I really admired him later when the woman seated directly in front of me, who was apparently scared of flying, had a panic attack after take-off. He and the rest of the crew did a fantastic job of calming her down and making sure she was okay for the rest of the flight. He personally spent about ten minutes holding her hand and just chatting with her to keep her calm. At the end of flight I shook his hand. He and his crew are the most professional people I've ever met--not just in the notorious airline industry but in any industry for that matter.
Upvote for the quarters.
"As you've already guessed we have started our descent, Please fasten your seatbelts and we'll see if I can impress you with my landing."
He had a ton of other jokes but this is the one I mainly remember.
this would not make me feel safe at all. none of those announcements are done properly... i guess at least this was funny but still, can you remember anything he said or just the jokes? i challenge you to now put on a life vest in a nosediving passenger jet.
well anyway the safety advice is useless, you're either passed out, doomed, praying or hysterical if you're on one of them things when they crash. can anyone post a clip of a jumbo safely landing on water? i saw a great documentary which said statistically in a fire, you're best off being a strong young man, so you can crush old women under your feet as you leap for the exit with your elbows in the air. you don't have to be nearest the exit, you just need determination.
still safer than cars though. cars really suck.
i could go for "most downvotes of the month" by inserting a joke about steretypical sexuality of air stewards here...
EVERYONE got out alive, despite the plane cracking up and catching fire within 1-3 minutes or so. If I had access to any footage I'd definitely sift it up... perhaps I can find news coverage? Nah, too lazy.
The important information was still given, as Arvana says. It's just wrapped up in comic delivery intended to keep you focused on what he's saying. I can't tell you how many flights I've taken where I just ended up tuning out whatever was going on pre-flight because it was the same monotonous tone and delivery every time.
I just wasn't voting on this before...but this is out of control and I feel like I have to vote it down now (not that it will make any difference) but just on principle. Not that many vids on the sift break the 100 mark...I can't believe this is one of them.
But I respect your freedom to downvote anyway, Grimm.
Great stuff and worth the upvote because it's someone enjoying their job and making what a lot of people find to be an unpleasant experience much nicer.
*promote