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action,suspense,snakes,hungary,dangerous,canada,wrestling Best porn intro ever!

Best porn intro ever!

posted by southblvd 1 year 7 months 1 week ago • 15445 views
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Gotta watch out for those garter snakes!

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*Canada
Nothing gets our game on than our garter snakes, I tell ya.


written by doogle  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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Invocations (canada) cannot be called by doogle because doogle is not privileged - sorry.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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Lol, this is so true and real. This time I was in Canada as a foreign exchange student my professor beat up a snake and then, hmm, maybe I'm sharing too much with you people.


written by gwiz665  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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Hell yes! *nochannel *canada *wtf *actionpack *terrible


written by sbchapm  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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This video has been removed from all channels (Actionpack, Terrible, Wtf) due to invalid channel assignment - nochannel invoked by sbchapm. Please review the FAQ to learn about appropriate channel assignments.

Adding video to channels (Actionpack, Canada, Terrible, Wtf) - requested by sbchapm.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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Even Ed Wood was embarrassed by that one


written by 9058  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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this has to be a porno, and that guy had better be packin some huge junk to make up for that.


written by Dignant_Pink  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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This is so bad that it's ............ well, bad.


written by thegrimsleeper  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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Serves her right for smelling the ferns.


written by Trancecoach  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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So . . . that entire . . . well-choreographed, epic battle-scene was merely a set-up for a genital reveal!?! Man, I thought King Kong was bad, but Peter Jackson just continues to slip.


written by 10371  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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I played in that movie.
I was the snake. In fact, a part of me was ...


written by 8756  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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Wow, that was dumb.


written by ant  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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Oooh yeah, smell that leaf!


written by 8383  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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The porn industry still hasn't recovered from the writers strike.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 year 7 months 1 week ago | CH
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Cliff hanger alert!


written by 9619  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Video was definitely 'wtf' but dystopian's comment made it worth it .. lol!


written by ashes2flames  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Needs more *terrible.


written by calvados  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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what happens next?...guess I'll have to check out the advertised website...


written by Fedquip  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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I'd be more concerned about the snake under that tranny's dress.


written by Xax  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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top 15, booyah!


written by southblvd  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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All this imagery of a man "wrestling" with a "snake" seems to suggest that this is gay porn.


written by Kerotan  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Why do Canadians like to do it doggystyle?

So we can both watch the Hockey Game!

Ohhh, snap!


written by Throbbin  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Take notes fellas. This guy has game. No really, after this the pair sat down for a nice, relaxing game of Chutes'n'Ladders!


written by AnimalsForCrackers  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Watch out for snakes!

(Eegah anyone?)


written by enemycombatant  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Holy crap, that was a big garter snake.


written by Chaucer  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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I always thought they were "garden" snakes. Cool. Even bad porn can be instructive.


written by Payback  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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...and why the fuck are there palm trees if it's Canada?


written by Payback  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Vancouver, that's why.

>> ^Payback:
...and why the fuck are there palm trees if it's Canada?



written by therealblankman  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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how ironic


written by southblvd  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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I liked him in Waterworld, didn't see The Postman.


written by quantumushroom  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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See a snake, expose your penis. Perfectly rational behavior.


written by raddishs  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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Sauce!

Oh wait... I mean, please kind sir, would be so kind as to provide a title of this amazing piece of literature and art in motion?


written by jmd  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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I don't know what you guys are talking about. The only thing I saw in that video was a bad ass take down a giant snake in front of a pretty lady.


written by Abel_Prisc  | 1 year 7 months ago | CH
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*promote!


written by maatc  | 1 year 2 weeks ago | CH
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Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Monday, April 28th, 2008 11:24am PDT - promote requested by maatc.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 2 weeks ago | CH
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"and that, kids, is how your mother and I met"


written by sometimes  | 1 year 2 weeks ago | CH
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If this wasn't posted here, I'd just fast forward through it when I watched the DVD.


written by blankfist  | 1 year 2 weeks ago | CH
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I did some research. The girl's name is Anita Dark. The guy's name is Brandon Iron. And the movie is called "Pussy Beat 2." Available on DVD today.


written by southblvd  | 1 year 2 weeks ago | CH
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seems to be rather dead


written by sillma  | 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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hahahahahahaha, that was worth resurrecting =)


written by sillma  | 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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