Best Steven Segal One-Liner Ever!

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10 months 4 weeks ago • 4310 views

tags: hard, to, kill, movie, fading, career, stupid, dumb, dialog, idiot

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Second runner up could be Stallone's line from Demolition Man:
"I'm gonna go down there, I'm gonna find Phoenix, and I'm gonna put him in a hurt locker."

written by choggie

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I'm all too happy to send this on up to the front page. Even better? If you say 'I'm gonna take you to the bank' in response to an everyday question.

written by Kevlar

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Could you speak up there sonny?

written by Deano

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*RunsLikeAGirl

written by winkler1

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His best one-liner until he says "I retire."

written by T-man

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Hate to admit that I've seen this movie more than once. Can someone post a few arm breaks?

written by bhyphenlow | 10 months 4 weeks ago | CH

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"time to kick ass and chew bubble gum. Damn, i'm all out of gum" - Duke Nukem

written by jwray

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@choggie: demolition man is so full of great quotes!

written by looris

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jwray, isn't that originally Ash of Evil Dead that says that?

written by gwiz665

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coulda sworn its original incarnation was 'they live', "I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum. "

written by jmd

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your right jmd, gwiz was just confused because 3drealms stole every other quote in the game from Bruce Campbell. That's a great quote in the video though. Oddly makes me want to go out and donate some plasma.

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-another favorite from Buckaroo Banzai- "This ain't my planet, monkey boy!!"

written by choggie

| 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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*deadaloonio

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