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Best One-Liners Ever

published by mlx

1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago • 1266 views

tags: movie, quotes, famous, favorites

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No Man with Two Brains, no vote.

written by gorillaman

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Ha! At least it wasn't a downvote.

Can anyone name all these?

written by mlx

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Any Adam Sandler is too much Adam Sandler.

written by BicycleRepairMan

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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i guess the maker of this video didn´t have a great variety of movies to choose of.

written by ypsilon

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Maybe he just really likes Sam Jackson?

written by mlx

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Hey, they're missing "Gotcha, suckas!" from Chubby Rain.

written by doremifa

| 1 year 6 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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where is that "Kali maa, shaqti deh" from?

written by bizinichi

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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not exactly my choice of quotes.. too many arnolds... and his famous one isn't there too boot.
Here's a list of the quotes from which movies.. i don't recognize some of the scenes tho, indicated with a ???
1. Rocky 4?
2. Kindergarden Cop
3. Snakes on a Plane
4. Jerry Maguire
5. Karate Kid
6. Billy Madison (Adam Sandler)
7. Pulp Fiction
8. Wedding crashers (Mom the meatloaf)
9. Kindergarden Cop
10 Top Gun
11 The Departed
12 Dazed and Confused
13 ???? (B&W Scene)
14 Snakes on a Plane
15 Happy Gilmore
16 Hook
17 ???
18 Happy Gilmore
19 Jerry Maguire
20 A Time to Kill (Samuel L. Jackson)
21 Might Ducks
22 Night at the Roxbury ???
23 Matrix
24 Pulp Fiction
25 ???
26 Jingle All the Way ??
27 ???
28 Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
29 Hook
30 Waterboy
31 Rocky 4
32 Karate Kid
33 Snakes on a Plane
34 TMNT II (Vanila Ice)
35 Judge Dredd
36 Deep Blue Sea
37 Rocky

written by BlueCode

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Nice one BlueCode...

17 is Cool Runnings
22 is indeed Night at the Roxbury
25 The Sandlot?
27 Click

Agreed that there's not nearly enough variety in this vid.

written by GeertJan | 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Bizinchi, it's Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom.

written by persephone

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Incredibly poor choices. None of the best one-liners of all time are actually in the video. No "Ho, ho, ho, now I have a machine gun" or any other of a hundred other Die Hard lines including "Yipee-kai-yay, motherfucker!"? No "Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked!" or "Game over, man!" or any other of a hundred other Aliens lines? Come on, guys, at least try!

written by bellman

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Where's "I must break you"?

written by SaNdMaN

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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Truly a SHIT compilation.

Missing MANY MANY great one liners (for fuck's sake, where was Yippy Kai Yeay MotherF*cker?), and including an awful lot of dross and crap that couldn't even be considered one liners.

Truly abysmal.

written by spoco2

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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down vote because it doesn't live up to such a definitive title.

written by raven

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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I liked it.

written by HistNerd

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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royal w/ cheese
otherwise, shitty, the Arnold ones were funny though

written by leeweek

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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A quality list of this kind would have to be at least 15 minutes or longer, done proper. The Sandlot one was obscure as hell and I must've seen that movie 50 times!

written by AnimalsForCrackers

| 1 year 6 months 1 week ago | CH

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