banana,creationism,irrational Behold: the Atheists' Nightmare - the banana - "has a point at the top for easy entry"
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i am afraid to say it's no joke. it's a laugh/cry kinda thing, for me.
and so why aren't animals kneeling over for humans to have their meals? Why do they struggle? oh wait, so we were meant to be vegetarians? ...
No, I can't back any of this up. But it sounds at least as likely as the solution in the video, doesn't it?
2. experience the majesty of a sunset
3. hmmmmmmmmm
Stick that oh so easily into one of your holes!!
The Way of The Master Episode 7 The Beauty of a Broken Spirit - Atheism:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5479410612081345878
"The domestic banana that we know and love is an asexual clone, one that results from the sedate, artificial act of vegetative propagation."
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2001/07/0726_wirebanana.html
"The banana originated from seed bearing relatives in south-east Asia and the Pacific. The wild relatives were inedible, however a cross between two produced a sterile plant that has developed or been shaped into the varieties of edible banana and plantain growing today. Once this new edible fruit was discovered, it was spread using “suckers,” or offshoots from the base of the plant, perhaps being the first fruit farmed by man."
http://home.wlu.edu/~dennisp/intr132/Project/history.html
Yes, wild bananas, 'as God intended them', have hella seeds (as the kids say), and are inedible. These guys really need to do just minimal amounts of research before they make these ridiculous anti-evolution pieces. Just like every 'good' piece of evidence against evolution, after a little research it ends up being exactly the opposite. Mutation and the hand of man had a huge part in crafting that banana he's holding ... oooh, the irony.
At least I hope so. Otherwise, we're all fucked. ;-)
A friend of mine once happend upon an unlikely optical illusion, and showed me. I write "unlikely" because in order to see the effect, I had to stand where he had been standing, in the underside of a cool public waterfall, looking through the falling water at a tree illuminated by the setting sun, holding my head at just the right height and at just the right angle, then squinting. And he was right, it was a cool-looking effect.
... This video's banana story is similar. I can kinda enjoy the silly "let's imagine"; "let's imagine the banana is like a soda can, designed for us to use." I can play that sort of game, and even enjoy it. But when these banana worshippers insist their fantasies are true, it's as if my waterfall friend had told me that the vision we saw was the way the world *really* is, and the fact that we saw it was incontrovertible proof. Right.
Arrr!
Arrr!
I think deep down that the majority of Christians (excluding the more crazy/fanatical) are really pantheists, meaning they're in awe of nature, of existence - but don't actually believe in a supernatural being who has control over events.
At least I hope so. Otherwise, we're all fucked. ;-)
That's a nice idea. Hadn't considered that thought before, but I'm sure that's what kept me being a 'believer' for all those years. Existence is indeed something worthy of awe. It's probably hard, too, for people to experience that awe without placing the responsibility of it onto a divine being. Anthropomorphism at its best.
And am I the only one that peels bananas from the non-stem end? If you rip it at the stem it squishes the top of the banana. It's so much cleaner to puncture it with your nail, and rip it off. It even gets rid of that nasty nub at the end.
oh the irony, evolution kills the very banana he is holding in his hands.
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