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Beef Curtains Served With Man Sandwich and Cream Pie

posted by mlx

2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago • 4400 views

tags: new zealand, channel, metaphors, innuendo

Getting past the censors for Fresh TV.

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That Sanchez fella certainly was unclean!

written by BoneyD

| 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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You had my vote right off with the guy choking the chicken.

written by twiddles

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oh man, need to watch it again... missed like half of them

written by bamdrew

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"Hey Ron...", "Jeremy... do you want a meat sandwich?"

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This is jam-packed with innuendo. Hilarious.

written by gwiz665

| 2 years 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Should I try for a complete list?

choking the chicken
quickest way to the bell end
just head up the dirt track
lost the time? lost a watch?
spanking the ass
dog in water? poodle in a tub? smells like wet dog?
spit roast
cream pie
tradesmen
paint it red? paint the wall red?
teabagging
hand shandy
boar with sword?
docking manuever
head
beef curtains
ball in the corner pocket
stinky
69
dirty sanchez
Ron Jeremy
meat sandwich
rusty trombone
wads of tissue

Help me with any I messed up and I'll correct my post.

written by Nebosuke | 2 years 2 months 1 week ago | CH

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This is so good. Cheered me up - thanks!

written by dag

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WHAT? I can't understand anything here

written by looris

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Boar with sword i reckon would be Pork Sword. I like "Impaled by the pork sword" but not sure it refers to that!

Ball in the corner pocket i think would be more like "round the pink to pot the brown" or "round the pink into the stink"

The red paint i know what it's talking about, but i dont know what the exact phrase is they use. I call it "blood sports".

"Quickest way to the bell end is up the dirt track" Guessing that refers to the geesh (however you spell it)

The Watch one i'm trying to figure out, same with the poodle one.

I do like this video though!

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*dead

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