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BREAKING!! The LHC is Satans Stargate to Earth!!

posted by schism 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago • 2184 views

tags: jesus fights satan and his aliens, wtf, LHC, nutball

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WOW this lunatic is so crazy he's awesome. Listen to how he articulates dimensions and his use of the Bible. What makes his theory so amazing is it includes everything!! Free masons, CERN, Nephilim, satan, the Antichrist, the van allen belt, cosmic ray poisoning, Nibiru, aliens, doomsday, Babylon, the moon landing farce.

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"How have I reached such a incredible conclusion?" You've smoke all the world's Ganja.

(and psssssst you can't upvote you're own vids... we don't mind

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written by darkrowan

| 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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This is just sad.
The guy seems quite ill, he needs to get help.

written by charliem | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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wow
kiddies this is why you shouldnt try LSD

written by CamW | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I went to his youtube page and man is that a scary place. But, he does have many videos and hours of crazy propaganda, which is nice if you're bored. Apparently, he is the #52 - Most Subscribed (All Time) - Reporters

written by schism | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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"Scientists, freemasons, same thing." WTF? No one told me. I guess I should head down to the local freemason temple now, see if they take me in.

written by 11735 | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Hillarious!

written by jwray

| 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Satan's stargate? I think he's been playing too much Doom...

written by videosiftbannedme

| 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Wow, hard to watch this...im only at the 2 min marker

So black holes mass is unmesurable? Gee, seems like it would be close to about the same as the star that blew up. Those are some major bags under his eyes? Does he sleep of just dream up crazy anti-science dribble?

Scientists IE freemasons...wth? I got a degree in computer science...so now IM a freemason, who knew?

written by GeeSussFreeK | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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But I DON"T WANT TO!! O.K., if you absolutely INSIST!! O.K., Here goes -- YOU'RE NUTS!!! There! I said it!!

written by Don_Juan | 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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This is why I type "videosift.com" into my browser and not "youtube.com": so I can avoid this crap. Downvote.

written by Aemaeth

| 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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but but but... listen to his accent! He sounds so damned knowledgeable!

written by ponceleon

| 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I worship Higg's Boson.

written by 9410

| 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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Right. 1 min, 21 seconds was my limit, a second or two more, and my mind would have imploded into a black hole, then swallowed earth. Mindless dribble from a fuckin moron. Next.

written by BicycleRepairMan

| 1 year 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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AMAZING! CONGRATULATION! I GIVE IT AN A+! ALL OF YOU ABOVE ARE A BUNCH OF MORON!

*Politics

written by Red | 1 year 3 months 1 week ago | CH

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i had to give up at 3:47. i wonder what it is like to be inside this guy's head.

written by lavoll

| 1 year 2 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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He's still got a cassette tape deck. Gotta be nuts.

written by schmawy

| 1 year ago | CH

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5:24-5:51 is friggin priceless! That IS ridiculous nonsense!

One thing I have always wondered about is how people like his are able to earn a living wage in the world.

He has enough money to clothe himself, put a roof over his head, and get a computer, webcam, and internet access. How? Who pays this man?

*promote

written by Throbbin

| 11 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Invocations (promote) cannot be called by Throbbin because Throbbin is not privileged - sorry.

written by siftbot

| 11 months 3 weeks ago | CH

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Maybe I should avoid telling him about dark matter, worst yet... dark energy *evil music plays*

written by smbot31

| 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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/whistles
when we holding the batshit insane telthon?
ill donate,this man needs help.
oh..and just a side note:
he is raping the actual meanings of sacred geomancy.

written by enoch

| 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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