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BACK THE FUCK UP! IT'S THE TRIPLE ROCKET SWORD!

posted by K0MMIE

10 months 2 weeks ago • 4473 views

tags: sword, sorcerer, movie, awful, rocket, sword, shooting, action, balls, flexing

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YOUR STUPID ASS CAN'T HANDLE THE FUCKING ROCK-SOLID AMAZING ABILITY OF A SWORD WITH 3 MOTHER FUCKING BLADES! THIS SHIT IS FOR REAL AND WILL FUCK YOUR WORLD UP FOREVER, SON.

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Is this from the new James Caviezel film "Outlander"?

written by EDD

| 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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saw it when i was a kid.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084749/

and yes, the entire movie is this hokey.
legendarily silly, on a par with Hercules.

written by my15minutes

| 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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^ Imdb keywords say:

Shirtless Male Bondage | Bound And Gagged

So yeah, it's on my watchlist now.

written by EDD

| 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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I LOLed when I saw this movie and towards the end this bad-ass motherfucking blade broke in two against a regular boring sword.

written by Ornthoron

| 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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"This weapon, known simply as Tri-Entity or Turbo, is a great, unhealthy looking three-bladed sword. The central blade is the equivalent of a long sword of sharpness while the two outer blades are similar in size to short swords of sharpness. When [the wielder] swings and hits, he causes 2d6+1d8 damage, with a +5 bonus for the weapon's enchantment.

The two outer blades can be shot from the hilt, attacking as arrows of accuracy +4. If the arrows miss their target, the blades fly back to the sword like a pair of boomerangs and reattach by the end of the current round."

- Advanced Dungeons & Dragons: Encyclopedia Magica Volume 4

written by gorillaman

| 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH

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you had me at 'triple rocket'

written by SlipperyPete

| 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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Wasn't there a fully-automatic 10-in-the-clip-1-in-the-notch crossbow in this movie too?

No wait, that was HAWK! The Slayer.

written by Payback

| 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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So far this video has the best title this year.

written by dw1117

| 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^dw1117:
So far this video has the best title this year.

Summary too ..

written by burdturgler

| 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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My wiener can do that

written by 8266 | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^DrPawn:
My wiener can do that

Sift it or it didn't happen.

written by 13439 | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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"Long sword of sharpness"?

Kinda like my "car tires of roundness"?

written by Throbbin

| 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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I bet your car tires don't sever limbs on a natural d20 roll of 18-20.

written by gorillaman

| 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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*cinema

written by EDD

| 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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Adding video to channels (Cinema) - requested by EDD.

written by siftbot

| 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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>> ^Throbbin:
"Long sword of sharpness"?

Kinda like my "car tires of roundness"?

A sword doesn't need to be sharp to hurt a lot. But a tire sure needs to be pretty round to roll, neh?

written by gypsyrover | 10 months 1 week ago | CH

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