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breast,bewbs,tv host,slap,german,awkward Awkward German TV Moment - Uncomfortable Silence

Awkward German TV Moment - Uncomfortable Silence

posted by aspartam 9 months 2 weeks ago • 5865 views
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What was he thinking? Can anyone translate please?

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aw nawh you di'int.


written by nomino  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Apparently he thought she would be too distracted by his sportcoat made from discarded disco balls to notice.


written by Kevlar  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I guess not all of the German gay guys get a free pass.


written by ziggystardust  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Rough translation:
He: "The both most beautiful points, the two points of my beautiful czech Susanka, will stay by my side tonight, that's clear..."
*slap*
She: "Is he crazy? Retard."
He: "That was just a joke..."
She: "Funny. - Nobody's laughing."
He: "So...
She: "Do the points. --- So, zero points go the BigFM Morgenhans [...]"

He seems to be the "Morgenhans". Morgen means morning.
I want to know where that's from. At first I was really puzzled but then I couldn't stop grinning about how awkward they both felt and talked with an even more awkward pronounciation.


written by Gapo  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Translation (and yes, the play of words is as lame in German as it is in English):
Morgenhans: Well, the 2 most beautiful points, which are the 2 points of my beautiful Czech Susanka, will stay with me tonight. Right? That's for ...SMACK...
Susanka: Is he out of his mind? Jerk!
Morninghans: Just a joke...
Susanka: Funny, only nobody is laughing. Let's do the points...zero points for Big FM Morgenhans....


Not totally accurate I guess.

[Edit: Dammit, why did my registration take so long

The Clip is from this year's "Bundesvision Song Contest", which is a contest for German bands hosted by Stefan Raab, whose Late Night Show "TV Total" is quite popular in Germany.]


written by 14642  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'breast, tv host, slap, german, awkward' to 'breast, bewbs, tv host, slap, german, awkward' - edited by calvados


written by siftbot  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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weird. what was he thinking?


written by pipp3355  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I would've thought a German would know better than to try invading Czech territory.

(you may call me Fawlty, or asshole, whichever is easier)


written by jonny  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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^haha
he promised only to take one breast, for reasons of national defence and border integrity.


written by MINK  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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reminds me of this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N30tFRRyK30

cute blonde > red dress > gay man (?) > boob grab = ???


written by Diogenes  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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He was thinking...BOOBIES!!!!!


written by 10320  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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upvote for epic thumbnail


written by oinkinstein  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I betcha he lost a bet with his mates so that he'd have to touch her boob on tv.


written by brycewi19  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Still doesn't have the class that Jon Lovitz had.


written by videosiftbannedme  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Wow, I posted this and it got 2 votes
http://www.videosift.com/video/German-TV-Presenter-Abuses-Co-host-Live
Maybe I shouldn't keep killing my failed pqueue posts, and think of better titles


written by cybrbeast  | 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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