When two young women decide to beat the summer heat by playing frisbee - makes sense already, right? - they 'accidentally' knock a male jogger unconscious. Afraid they’re going to get in trouble of some sort, they drag the unconscious man to a house and discuss how they’re going to “get rid of the body.” Then, to everyone’s surprise, the man wakes up, one of the girls reveals that she can’t go to jail because she’s “only a teenager,” to which the only logical conclusion is of course for them all to have sex with each other. (via Ross Wolinsky's blog on Cracked.com)