AHHH! C'mon Fuck A Guy!
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Stumble ThisTruly Terrible. Rapper Chuggo's Yoda style meter combined with the mundanest of mundane lyrics is infectious. Go ahead and add your own Chuggo 'fuck a guy' style lyrics below.
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AH C'MON [Explicit] MP3 added by: SlipperyPete 
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See that hand lotion, that's how I wank.
Turbo Tax Deluxe, that's how I file.
My bad pills will kill you, make some Dumbledore porn
Paging Dr. Schols, there's corns on my feet.
That's how I'm down with my flash fuckin video
Now I use empty boxes to leave all my logs
Tall, Grande, Venti - whichever frigging way
Want extra shots, it's gonna cost you some
Ask 'What's a Venti' and I just think you're dumb
(Store name masked to protect the innocent!)
=)
My favorite reindeer, that bitch is Prancer.
Ahhh, c'mon fuck a guy!
I listen to music that isn't this gay.
Booo! He's NOT ALL THAT!
Awww! He's a trash talkin' twat.
I dress all Black
oh My goth
I suck at this Rap
lol*
He's the neighborhood shit, he's so phat.
Actually Chuggos clinically overweight
The dumb shit can't get a date. Word.
guns, whoes, bling bling, etc etc
Gonna make some biscuits and use lots of butta!
And that mess on the grass? It's my self made log.
See this thing round my neck? Well that is my collar
And when I see a bitch walk by I always have to holler
See this gap between my legs, there should be my balls
And because I can't screw I get into lots of brawls
I work at a , make silly drinks all day
Tall, Grande, Venti - whichever frigging way
Want extra shots, it's gonna cost you some
Ask 'What's a Venti' and I just think you're dumb
(Store name masked to protect the innocent!)
=)
.. Hooters?
You rhymin' all cloggy while my rap be Drano,
My favorite city in Texas, that would be Plano,
Dana Plato played with Play-Doh now the b;tch is K.O.
Those movies were dickless and the worst I evah saw
But I like the SAW movies, cuz they were raw
I'm like the thorn in a lion that was in his paw.
"AH C'mon f#cking guy"
not "AHHH C'mon fuck a guy"
sheesh.
lol*$%^
Ahhh! C'mon, Fuck a Guy!
This shit be really fuckin' tight!
And I hurt my left eye
Now I'm wincing in pain
Just like I'm Popeye
AHHHH, Guh-Guh-Guh!
Asleep at the ballpark, an' no trousers on....
Broke into a run, and started th' twitch....
Gee Jesus Golly, San Sonofabitch-
,,,"that hoydens' th' Prancer, anner sisters' s vixen',
I'll dasher and Donner, on Cupid and Blitzen...."
I like it so much it's my new theme song!
Chuggo got the rap game down like a gravity well
His clever lyrics resonate like a church bell!
With his shiny bald head, he obviously
Underwent serious chemotherapy!
It takes a Mad Gangsta to beat Lukemia
Spittin ill rhymes and generaly messin with ya!
Go to the cabinet, it's just kashi almond and flax
consider myself lucky, 'cause they can't get dry
shut your pie hole you say?
well that's how I rap
your sister had no complaints
she's the one on my lap
Seriously, I would take that over Soulja Boy or Mims any day.
When they see it they wanna get on my dick
It's just they don't come over no more
Once my mom started greeting them at the door
I ain't been laid in 5 years and you wonder why?
Ahhh! C'mon, fuck a guy!
I won my skull staff with a ticket from a skee-ball
I pretend women really like me because my heads really shiny
The fact of the matter is my weiners really tiny
I think my videos awsome and will give me lots of power
Actually I did it at Kinkos, it was ready in an hour
I think I'm the best rapper, Jay-Z is just a fool
Well... at least my mom thinks I'm cool
....AHHH!!! C' MON F$%# A GUY!!!!
Too much cheese in my diet, that's what I shit.
http://www.rapdict.org/Chuggo
Outrageous gas prices, that's what you pay
Clint Eastwood in the movie, go ahead make my day
Blankfist in your bed, that's why you're gay
AHHHHH, this thread's running dry!
Snufalufagus is on Sesame Street.
Back the fuck up 'fore I lay your ass down.
Coulrophobia is the fear of a clown.
I mass-murder grandmas in mobile home parks.
I lift my left leg when I bust out my farts.
I never give my parents anniversary gifts.
dystopianfuturetoday is a pillar of Sift.
DFT and blankfist are two funny guys.
They got me crackin' up, I got tears in my eyes.
I don't know how to stop so I'll just say goodbye.
Like Will and Grace said: AHHH! Come on fuck a guy!
See that Siftbot, he's our czar
See that comment, hit the up-vote
If I had more star points, I would *promote
It's a big circle jerk in the sky
Ahhh! C'mon, Fuck a Guy!
Think it's cancer? It's cirrhosis of the liver
(I would *return, but obviously you have some point to make, dag?)
Hi all, guess what? This post is about to get us kicked out of our advertising network. Let's discuss it.
WTF?! Hey dag, can you elaborate as to why this 'particular' video posting is rupturing the siftiverse??
I don't know enough to even know how or why this would be a problem...
(unless the whoaful whoaful attempt at music from Chuggs or whatever he is is the reason)
Dudes, I don't want to interfere with your ability to make a little cash with this site, but are we going to let advertisers dictate what is acceptable? Shit, we're already one of the more tasteful video sites on the web. We don't post any porn or snuff. Sure, there's a lot of stuff that's R-Rated, but so what? That's the freaking internet!
This isn't the fucking American Family Association's web site.
http://www.videosift.com/video/Elevator
Is it because my title is "clean" and DFT's isn't? Then how about this one:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Dutch-musician-with-huge-ears-just-wants-to-fuck-you
Shit, I've posted 15 videos with "fuck" in the title. None of those bothered them?
Don't get me wrong dag, I'm not at all mad at you. It's the advertisers I'm mad at, and I'm pissed about them putting you in a vice. I understand that no ad revenue might mean no VideoSift. Fuck, are there any other big advertisers you could replace them with?
And to all of the members: Is there anyone out there that could connect VS with some other advertisers? I'm not in the biz, but maybe some of you are, or maybe you know someone who is. Let's help out dag so that we can this site free of pressure from asshole sponsors.
There have been sifts with barely clad women in the thumbnail before
There have been sifts with the word fuck in the title before
There have been sifts alluding to gay sex before
What's their issue?
Hmmm...
We all look bemused, we've seen it all before
Is it to do with the rapper, cause he is pretty lame
But if that were the case, we all could be to blame
If our raps are the problem, then please take them down
But let ol' chugga live on, don't throw him outta town
some guys in suits they see it, that's how they roll
i'm callin' super duperly executive trolls
Pray they don't see blankfist's queue.
the ad men hate it, it could cost him some bucks
and when the smoke cleared, their peckers was draggin'!
"Your advertising network is run by cunts to pander to cunts."
I'd say that was fair initial assessment......we need more info.......
It would be interesting to know why this is pissing of the sponsors. My guess would be that they probably think it's about gay sex - based on the title - and haven't actually watched the vid. Either that or Chuggo is a major silent sift benefactor.
Also, I used real product names in some of my mad rhymes. Perhaps that is part of it?
If that chuggo video, is what I choose."
It's interesting, our biggest sponsor is an ad network for women. That's why you might see a few ads for hair conditioner and beauty products. Given our demographics I'm not sure how this happened- but they pay well- keep the server company fed - and the ads are actually fairly low-key mainstream stuff (no "whack the monkey, win a prize" type ads). So, I will sell my soul a little bit today. (is there any left?)
but diarrhea, no I don't want that
advertising, is how I get paid
seek new advertisers, who aren't afraid.
Mind you I have no issues with homosexuality, but I'm guessing this guy does. I guess he's too busy getting drunk and "having sex" to figure that out.
Hi all, guess what? This post is about to get us kicked out of our advertising network. Let's discuss it.
Yet another reason for sifters to become Charter Members! No Ads.
People with pull and power anywhere, have always been, the females of the species....that's a groove that always get's the caregivers
a-humpin'scared..the paradigm is such, as it relates to power-Understand (ya sorry dumbasses with stilted brains an' more hard-on than sense!)......Let these powerful women breathe, and have their space in an actualization extravaganza, n' perhaps endeavor witha view to changing shit accoriding to their whims, in the direction of everyone interested in popppin' their creative sherries????........(age of Taurus baby), And the energy combined with force of will, shall perhaps, takes us to the next level in Huumandom™s .....
just sayihg, 'cause on accounta th' of the surroundings......powerful women in any group, decide th'dynamic...)only reason chog stay here..., an'ise guessin', anyone else....)
Pushed into a corner by some corporate tools
I like my independence, ahhh you know that's my thing.
But cocaine's not cheap - nor my knuckle duster bling.
And so on and so on ... that's the name of that tune.
HAHAHAH!
Now I know why there is shampoo and hair color mixed in with my sift.
>> ^choggie:
Woke inna flash, to find the pants gone;
Asleep at the ballpark, an' no trousers on....
Broke into a run, and started th' twitch....
Gee Jesus Golly, San Sonofabitch-
,,,"that hoydens' th' Prancer, anner sisters' s vixen',
I'll dasher and Donner, on Cupid and Blitzen...."
Now that I've actually seen the video all the way through, I have no idea how it got so many votes. Camp value? It's probably dft's rapper-game, that got the ball rolling. The video itself should have been automatically discarded due to negative votes, imo.
That said, we have way "worse" videos on the sift.
Does ^ this mean what I think it means, dag?
Also kind of ironic, the sift that this particular ad was supposed to show up with
This crunk mugfah chuggo should get his own talk show
I feel you guys should know I am an eskimo
But this mugfah Chuggo just makes me want to flo!
I'm just shittin in your closet; socks for toilet tissue
ice cream and cake, its a celebration
In my garage there is a green-screen
See that guy with a bible
That's called a priest
Aint nobody identifies professions like me"
As terrible he may be, Chuggo is only #5 on http://www.videosift.com/video/8-Most-Unintentionally-Hilarious-Amateur-Music-Videos-1
is all i can speak
this video hurts my eyes
cmon fuck a guy
That's how I learn
Sitting in the cafè, drinking hot coffee
That's why it burns
Decent young people all around me
So I'm not concerned
I'm in between classes, killing time
That's how my mind churns
C'mon Videosift, let's keep these rhymes going
Now it's your turn