For frak's sake. Seriously?

Hellooooo, nurse!

It's disgusting, but you gotta love the honesty

I posted & discarded this a few weeks ago..... I guess springtime & shedding the winter clothes makes the fatties more visible, thus making a story like this more palatable?

Freaking disgusting, regardless.

**bites into pancake wrapped in sausage on a stick**

If by disgusting you mean AWESOME!

Edit: I also wanted to add: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!

If there is a God, He has a very dark sense of humor. Because there's no logical reason greasy french fries have to be that bad for you while broccoli is so healthy.

Looks like heaven to me, between the food, the nurses, and the Coke in glass bottles. I actually have "lard" on my shopping list, because that's how I make french fries too!

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(^That's me vomiting. Yuck. Anyone have a mint?)

god fucking damn....

I'd be surprised if the "patients" didn't have to sign releases before eating, that releases the restaurant from the heart attacks that really do occur.

I cry it's so beautiful.

Would definitely try once. I actually double-checked to make sure it wasn't somewhere startlingly near to Montreal.

Gross? Disgusting? I think not... THAT my friends is outstanding. I would eat there at least once a year in a heartbeat (or a heartstop for that matter).

Please don't put your vagina where my food is about to be. sheesh

EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.
EIGHT FUCKING THOUSAND CALORIES.

This is weird.

I love stuff like this and I remember watching this on TV back before my father in law had a heart attack. He would've loved this.

I'm not trying to be a downer but I can totally see this from a different perspective than the first time I saw it. I think that for the first time in my life I can understand why some people would see things like this in a purely negative light. I would never show this to my wife.

It's just strange that I have such a different reaction to it now than when I originally saw it.

Still... death comes for us all... looks tasty to me.

He looks like a skinny Milton from Office Space at 4:22.

I live in Phoenix, and was gonna check this place out awhile ago, but their original location had all their signage removed and was pretty much just "Generic Restaurant," when I drove by. I just assumed they got sued/closed and thought I'd missed my chance. Now I see they just upgraded to bigger digs. I'm so there, I'll report back (hopefully) and let you guys know if you can ACTUALLY feel/hear your arteries slamming shut.

Here's a little tidbit they didn't mention, "Anyone over 350lbs eats for free." That's 25 stone or almost 160 kilo! Now that's just wrong. And no, I won't be eating free.

DO WANT!

How does this video not have an EIA tag?

^ good point
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>> ^southblvd:
Please don't put your vagina where my food is about to be. sheesh


Actually I was thinking the opposite.

Angrier about the nurses than the food.

>> ^ponceleon:
If by disgusting you mean AWESOME!
Edit: I also wanted to add: AMERICA, FUCK YEAH!


MURIKA FUCK YEAR*

It's *dead, Jim.

This published video has been declared non-functional; embed code must be fixed within 2 days or it will be sent to the dead pool - declared dead by videosiftbannedme.

Actually, it is *notdead.

(Perfect example of we need a delay after invoking dead.)

This dead video has been deemed functional; it must have been accidentally declared dead - declared notdead by lucky760.

i'd have no problem with this restaurant if it didn't so smugly admit to killing people and then simultaneously try to sell me on the health of its food. "lard-- so much more healthy." the owner is greasier than the burgers he hawks.

heart attacks that kill you aren't so bad. but heart attacks that leave you with permanent health problems, that give you strokes, that leave you alive but unable to walk, work, or wipe your own ass, that kinda end result is nothing to brag about, and to don a white coat and pretend to formally represent an association of doctors, even passively, is fucked up.

It's a gimmick, and probably very lucrative. Owning a restaurant is normally a good way to go bankrupt. I'm mostly bothered by the >350lbs eat for free clause. It seems like they're trying to enhance their take with a little sensationalistic free advertising via the six o'clock news.

Over 9000 calories... over NINE THOUSAND!!

>> ^lucky760:
Perfect example of we need a delay after invoking dead.

How is that? The 'notdead' invocation works just as well on videos in the deadpool. How would this have been any different if it had gone straight to the deadpool?

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