From Current TV: 3D Porn is back and it's bigger than ever. Do you like seeing boobs and butts in 3D? Then check out this report from infoMania's Ben Hoffman.
Reminds me of when I saw Hard Candy (an old 3D porn) at the Music Box theater with about fifty other theater-goers. The best part by far was a scene where a male actor takes a money shot directly at the camera -- Nearly the entire audience cringed, shuddered, and tried to wipe themselves clean in unison.
I think Michael Bay should start directing porn then.. that could totally be his niche.
I would totally pay to see a boat explode in the backround just as a climax hits. Don't even show the boat until just before it happens, then go out to a wide lens and BOOM!
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Just goes to show that if you want your child to be a world famous multi-dimensional pornography director, you have to give him a crazy name.
Also, I personally dislike the sarcasm many of you seem to be approaching this with - I am very excited for 3D porn. I am getting so fucking sick of my lame old 1D porn.
Also.. those ladies kids and parents must be really proud.
What a delightful man.
ANYONE
Also.. those ladies kids and parents must be really proud.
Really? Less proud than if she was unhappily working @ Kinko's and @ Burger King for minimum wage?
Seriously?
I think Michael Bay should start directing porn then.. that could totally be his niche.
I would totally pay to see a boat explode in the backround just as a climax hits. Don't even show the boat until just before it happens, then go out to a wide lens and BOOM!
..My god, I think I might have found MY niche.
Don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down.
"So, are you going to go for really obvious gestures like 'OVER THERE'"
Don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down. Don't look down.
A "Titties and ass, I like titties and ass"
good comedy
Also, I personally dislike the sarcasm many of you seem to be approaching this with - I am very excited for 3D porn. I am getting so fucking sick of my lame old 1D porn.