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gun,fast,non automatic,pistol,shoot,bump fire 18 Rounds in 3 Seconds

18 Rounds in 3 Seconds

posted by youdiejoe 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago • 5968 views
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Zippy fire for a hand gun

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This should practically be * eia, just because this guy is so fat there's no way he'll make it past 40 or so.


written by Sarzy  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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upvote for the fat dude


written by kulpims  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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and then he ate the gun


written by Jlowen  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Sequel to "18 Burgers in 3 Seconds"


written by maatc  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Yessiree that is a corpulent man!


written by Issykitty  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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What you didn't see were the 4 cows he just gunned down for his dinner.


written by BillOreilly  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Upvoted mainly for the fat bloke


written by cobalt  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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what fat guy?


written by youdiejoe  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Where's the guy? Is he behind the blue circus tent?

Ohhhh.....


written by videosiftbannedme  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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"It always goes wrong when we come to the dessert. Always. ...It happens everytime, they all become blueberries... Oh well, I'll get it right in the end"


written by 10046  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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omg hes huuuuuuuge !


written by sirex  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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That is one pant-wearing giant blueberry I would not want to run into.


written by Oatmeal  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Let's stop with the fat jokes. On the other hand he could start an Olympic sport like, how many Mexicans can you fit into the big blue man in 60 seconds?


written by CaptainPlanet420  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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So is his secret that a rhythm is setup between gun recoil and stomach recoil?


written by maximillian  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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lol...I bet no one calls him fat to his face.


written by 8217  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^maximillian:
So is his secret that a rhythm is setup between gun recoil and stomach recoil?


Actually, it appears that way. Seems that when the gun bounces off his enormous gut, it hits his trigger finger causing it to fire again.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I bet this guy knows Hunter S. Thompson


written by E_Nygma  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I call dibs on body guard!


written by Phooz  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Statistically, this guy is very likely to get hit at a shooting range.


written by Oatmeal  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Good rabbit hunting gun.


written by dag  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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"...I can't hit the broadside of a barn because this guy's standing in front of it!"


written by rottenseed  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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@E_Nygma:
I'll bet that guy ATE Hunter S. Thompson.


written by sometimes  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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God i was hoping to see that guy fall over from recoil.

Then another 15 and a half minutes of him trying to get back up.


written by Shepppard  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Leave the fat man alone!

He's probably a bulimic amnesiac sufferer - he gorges on food but then forgets to throw up afterwards.


written by antonye  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^Jlowen:
and then he ate the gun


Hahaha you are so going to hell for that.


written by Mgshadow  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm surprised the bullets were able to escape the gravitational pull.


written by T-man  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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"lol...I bet no one calls him fat to his face."

Why not? How hard would it be to run from him?

This is a fine video of America (whether it actually be from there or not)... ridiculously overfed man shooting gun... yeehaw


written by spoco2  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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That man is >> ^spoco2:
"lol...I bet no one calls him fat to his face."

Why not? How hard would it be to run from him?

This is a fine video of America (whether it actually be from there or not)... ridiculously overfed man shooting gun... yeehaw


he would just gun you down with 18 bullets in 3 seconds

then possibly cannibalise your body..depending on mood.


written by Kerotan  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I'm a fat person. I gotta say I almost died laughing at some of your comments.

Honestly. No sarcasm, I'm still giggling.

Especially the statistically probability one, awesome.


written by Payback  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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upvote for the funny ass comments AND the fat guy with the fastest gun fingers ever


written by qruel  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I don't think I have ever seen a thread with so many upvoted comments.


written by Arsenault185  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Seriously, this thread is comment upvote goldness. It really puts pressure on you to write something clever to not let down all the people who have written gloriously hilarious insights above.

Writing something subpar makes one fear getting downvoted into oblivion.

Crap, this comment is getting downvoted so hard the text is going to be negative pt size when people are done with it. Well, if anyone's left to come and visit this page, that is.


written by Krupo  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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what's funny is how this works for him because the recoil just bounces off his fat


written by WolfDemon  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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i was googling the medical condition "fatfuckitis" and it pointed me to this vid. And that's no moon. That Deathstar is fully operational.


written by evilspongebob  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I too was intimidated about writing something after those classy comments. I'll do my best though. Ahem.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THATS A FAST GUN!


written by Throbbin  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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well that guys fat


written by 8266  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^maximillian:
So is his secret that a rhythm is setup between gun recoil and stomach recoil?

Actually, yes. It appears to be a variation on the bump fire technique, though most folks wouldn't have the cushion to absorb 18 strikes by the pistol's slide in 3 seconds without causing considerable discomfort (or the mis-feed I'm surprised wasn't present in this video).


written by ReverendTed  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^T-man:
I'm surprised the bullets were able to escape the gravitational pull.


They didn't. They entered orbit.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Fatty Fatty bang bang.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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<insert generic fat joke here> LAWLZ!


written by karaidl  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

a real life comic book villain/goon...


written by GuyIncognito  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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I used to do that on my Sega when I was a kid. Of coause I only had to aim away from the television to reload.


written by FishBulb  | 1 year 9 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Tags for this video have been changed from 'gun, fast, non automatic' to 'gun, fast, non automatic, pistol, shoot, bump fire' - edited by MarineGunrock


written by siftbot  | 1 year 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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He makes that assault rifle look tiny!




Did anyone else notice that he's standing out in the range and not back in a stall? I guess he's just too dang large.


written by deedub81  | 4 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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