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Jon Stewart Enlists Pro Wrestler to Protect Gay Marriage Kid

*promote ?

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There's the Right Way, the Wrong Way, and the Max Power Way

Who knew a strategically-placed cactus could have stopped Hitler?

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| 20 hours 44 minutes 35 seconds ago | CH

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TDS: The "Ball" gets in to the National Toy Hall of Fame

Uncle Jon Wants to Show You Something

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| 23 hours 3 minutes 45 seconds ago | CH

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TDS: Sarah Palin Book Phenomenon

"Charlie Bucket? How many copies did you order?"
Charlie Bucket: "Eight."
Mr. Turkentine: "That's easy. 800 is twice 400..."
Charlie Bucket: "Not 800, just eight."
Mr. Turkentine: [disgusted] "Eight? What do you mean you only ordered eight?"
Charlie Bucket: "I don't care that much for idiocy."
Mr. Turkentine: "Well, I can't figure out just eight! So let's pretend you ordered 800! Now, if you ordered 800 copies of Sarah Palin's book, apart from being dreadfully sick, you would have used up 80% of the 1000 copies..."

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| 23 hours 11 minutes 6 seconds ago | CH

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What if Earth had rings like Saturn?

If the rings were dense enough, wouldn't certain areas of the earth be frozen under the shadow? And wouldn't a race of pale, blind human/apes live there? And wouldn't they feed on the flesh of other humans? Or maybe squirrels?

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| 1 day 11 hours 15 minutes ago | CH

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Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor Akihito

Debate has reached epic proportions when opposing Internet trolls spew ad hominem.

Does anybody remember when arguments could be quiet and polite?

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Cheech And Chong Vs. Ann Coulter

Yes, Ann, most of us can smoke without the law bearing down upon us. But what about the ones who aren't so lucky? The ones who are ratted out by a jealous ex-girlfriend or the ones who call the cops for help but when the cops find paraphernalia in their house, are subjected to fines and jail time? We legalize things so people don't need to duck and cover and hope for the best.

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COLBY, THE CHRISTIAN ROBOT!

Jesus fucking christ. Why do people keep posting shows I was forced to watch as a child?

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Young girl sneezes 117 times per minute

The panda was fantastic.

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Obama Bows to Japanese Emperor Akihito

How did I know you'd post this crap? Now why don't you post a video of the actual conference between the two leaders? Let me know if Obama ceded control of our government and way of life to the Japanese. Thanks.

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| 3 days 22 hours 33 minutes ago | CH

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Mac Geek - Dag finally comes to his senses

I laughed, as I sit here typing on my Mac.

Because it's true. I once spent an hour drawing in Photoshop, only to have it close without saving my work.

But I still prefer it to Windows.

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| 4 days 21 hours 42 minutes ago | CH

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And the Winner Is...

"Dedra, you know I hate playing Risk with you."

"Stop playing with me."

"Dedra, why do you always take Kamchatka?"

"Stop playing with me."

"Your continued focus on Canada is going to make you lose Asia."

"Stop playing with me."

"See? Now I took Asia. But at least you have Quebec."

"Arrêter de jouer avec moi."

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| 4 days 21 hours 48 minutes ago | CH

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Most Epic Marriage Proposal Ever!

Both of them twenty years from now look like they could use some exercise. Rich fucks.

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Woman Appalled after Discovering 'Swastika' Wrapping paper

>> ^demon_ix:
I really don't think Fail or Lies are appropriate here. The Swastika is indeed an ancient eastern symbol, but to the vast majority in the western world, it means only the Nazi flag. They could have gone further into describing the meaning of the symbol, but this seems like a 1-2 minute news report that might have done the research but was cut short to fit a time slot.

Or maybe I'm just seeing it with a different perspective

I don't think Lies is applicable, but Fail? Most certainly this was a fail. I don't care that most of the western world sees the swastika as Nazi. Most of the people in Idaho think Nickelback is a fantastic rock group. Do I not put a fail next to their name? Majority does not rule.

Besides, this is the news we're talking about. If they're reporting, they should be researching.

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Woman Appalled after Discovering 'Swastika' Wrapping paper

"Someone else could get this on Christmas Day"

Yes, some poor Jewish family may receive Christmas gifts wrapped in this.

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| 1 week ago | CH

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Wahwahweewah musical chairs: Silversun Pickups' Substitution

I'll never hear this song the same again.

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| 1 week 1 day ago | CH