You saw two milliseconds of bra-covered "bewbs." Is everyone on the Sift a virgin software designer who hasn't seen sunlight or female skin since exiting their mother's vagina 36 years ago?
I stand by the fabricated quote that Rush Limbaugh wants to have anal sex with Ronald Reagan's corpse while blowing a transvestite hooker, because we all know he thinks it.
>> ^thinker247: Just a note from the nerd side: Darth Vader never became the emperor. Even after the emperor zapped him (because he forgot to use force choke and force push, which could easily archive the same thing at a distance), he was still just a smoking Sith.
thinker247: (removes my microphone and storms out)
"Do you believe that there was an intergalactic emperor named Darth Vader who fathered twins who would later kiss, even though you knew they were related?"
George Lucas: (removes his microphone and storms out)
If we made up a word like "phlarnaxicist" and started spreading rumors about Obama being phlarnaxicist, within a few weeks Fox News talking heads would be spouting that Obama's phlarnaxicist methods are destroying this country.
Carlin has also said that there is no hope for us as a race, and I agree. While it's true that bloodshed would only delay the next oligarchy, in the long run none of it even matters. We're fucked.
I don't see a problem that can't be solved by looking up Ray Comfort and Julian Huxley. Hell, if you have half a brain you should recognize the name "Huxley" already.
Woman Attacks Husbands Cars With Golf Clubs
Fans Support Comedian Jimmy Carr Over Troop Joke
Must... Not... Stare... At... Cleavage.....
quick, what color are her eyes?
Pink.
Dawkins - When to be offended
Wild Monkey Rips Off Girls Shirt
Wild Monkey Rips Off Girls Shirt
TDS: For Fox Sake! - 10/29/09
>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:
TDS is on fire lately.
Limbaugh: "So We Stand By The Fabricated Quote..."
Porn FAIL: He Stinks
20 Foot Front Flip
Scientology Rep. Can't Handle the Heat On Xenu, Storms Out
Just a note from the nerd side: Darth Vader never became the emperor. Even after the emperor zapped him (because he forgot to use force choke and force push, which could easily archive the same thing at a distance), he was still just a smoking Sith.
thinker247: (removes my microphone and storms out)
Scientology Rep. Can't Handle the Heat On Xenu, Storms Out
George Lucas: (removes his microphone and storms out)
It's Not the White House's War on Fox...
George Carlin - The Answer
Keanu Reeves is Immortal
Burger King's 7-Patty Whopper In Japan For Win7 Promo
Ms. Peaches in the tub...washin her booty...?dotdotdot
Louis CK - Rollerblading
Amazon confuses Ray Comfort with Charles Darwin
The NEW 2D Super Mario Bros. Game!!