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'Donkey Punch' trailer - Seriously - It's a real movie.
Has anyone checked the director/writers basement? cause seriously if someone pitched this to me as a completely normal thriller opener. I'd start asking questions.


written by iwastheturkey  | 1 week 4 days ago | CH
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Zebra tries to drown attacking lion!
p.s. is mine a dupe?
this one exists:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Zebra-vs-Lion


written by iwastheturkey  | 2 weeks 3 days ago | CH
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Zebra tries to drown attacking lion!

I'd say it's pretty safe bet to say the zebra was thinking "holy shit there's a lion attached to me."

cause I think I'd have been thinking that too.


written by iwastheturkey  | 2 weeks 3 days ago | CH
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Puppy tries to drown itself!
dupe is here: http://www.videosift.com/video/Sleepy-Puppy-At-The-Water-Dish


written by iwastheturkey  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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Once you hear my audio demo, you'll just be blazed!
you know. I also do not have a big head. just putting that out there...


written by iwastheturkey  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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THE GOODBYE CRUEL SIFT THREAD!!!! (Comedy Talk Post)
man. I've been gone for months now with out providing a reason/compliant. Since I left without registering my GBCW note with the proper management, I would like to post my IBSS (I'm back sift-suckas!) note here.


It was me, not you.
I'm sorry I hurt you, and that I took the cat with me.. and the car.. and the blockbuster card.
I still have feelings for you. Do you think we could try again?
I'll try to be more emotionally available this time...

I...love...you.

there, there. it's all over now. I'm here for you. :*)


written by iwastheturkey  | 3 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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