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5,000 volts is enough to crush a soda can
Watch 2:20 - 2:32

I just saved you 2:37. You're welcome.

The reason I didn't like this video is that he utters magical internet video words, "Here we are with a new 5,000 volt power supply...This thing has actually never been tested." But everything goes OK.


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Constantly Snoring French Bulldog
Best $1,000 they ever spent.


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900 lb Pumpkin Drop!
Watch 1:49 - 1:54
Then watch 2:32 - 2:36

I just saved you 3:03 of your life. You're welcome.


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Congressman Alan Grayson Lists Number Of Dead Per District
Ohio districts 6, 9, 10, 11, 13, Oklahoma district 2, good fucking job.

Also, anyone feel that watching congress is like watching a 10 year old boys' club, where they're just making shit up as they go along but pretending like it's legitimate?

"The chair has not yet conferred recognition for that demand. Accordingly, there being no question pending before the house, the chair declares the house in recess, subject to the call of the chair, pursuant to clause 12A of rule 1."

He says it with pseudo-authority and looks around in a way like he's really hoping nobody calls him on having just made up the clause, the rule, and basically this entire branch of the government.


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Fans Support Comedian Jimmy Carr Over Troop Joke
I'm more offended by the reporter's use of "shot himself in the foot" in this video. Carr at least was funny, not just relying on horribly clichéd tripe that seems appropriate to this hack of a reporter, but really has no place anywhere.


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James May goes for a ride in a U-2 Spy Plane
>> ^rychan:
I think May's closing quote is right on. If we could get everyone to view things from this perspective it would change the world.

He shows his bias at the end. Not everyone who went to the moon would see the earth as "left over from the big bang". I don't think it would terribly world changing. Maybe for a few days after everyone landed. That's it.


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Tarp Trouble on a baseball field - hilarious fail
>> ^Deano:
>> It's a nice sentiment but put simply it's not their job. And can you imagine a player getting injured doing something like that?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKj5qk41gPc



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Ted: Ian Dunbar on dog-friendly dog training
As the former caretaker of an aggressive dog, this is an excellent talk. The only problem I have is that at the end of the talk, he equates relationships with dogs with human relationships. From his level of behavioral analysis, for a talk like TED, it's completely valid. However, personifying a dog is the greatest injustice you can do it. The early discussion about seeing the world from the dog's eyes is the most important part for those interested in dog training.


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Global Migration Info
No info on North American emigration? What a tease.


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Conan O'Brien Hates Your Homeland
http://www.videosift.com/video/Conan-OBrien-interviewed-by-two-Finnish-kids


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How Corporations Manufacture Consent: Teabagger Edition
>> ^NordlichReiter:
If you live in the united states, then you can understand being taxed out the ass.

There is a tax for every thing. There are even taxes that you may not know about!?

http://www.walletpop.com/blog/2008/03/11/hidden-taxes-eight-you-are-paying-every-day/

Really We already have a shit load of consumption tax, do we really need Income Taxes too?

Ken and Daria Dolan are missing the point. The money doesn't go into someone else's pocket. It goes to someone else who then provides all kinds of shit for you. Want a gigantic armed force? Well, someone's gotta pay for it.

From Wikipedia:
For the 2009 fiscal year, the base budget of the Department of Defense rose to $518.3 billion. Adding emergency discretionary spending, supplemental spending, and stimulus spending brings the sum to $651.2 billion. Defense-related expenditures outside of the Department of Defense constitute between $274 billion and $493 billion in additional spending, bringing the total for defense spending to between $925 billion and $1.14 trillion in 2009.


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Classic end scene from "The Graduate"
When they were filming, Hoffman was originally banging very hard on the glass, as one would expect his character to do in the situation. However, the head of the church saw them filming and freaked out, saying that he wouldn't allow them to film there if they banged on the glass. They compromised by finding a way that would prevent the glass from breaking: Hoffman held his hands far apart and tapped. Thus the unfitting but now famous rapping on the glass.


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How to get that garlic smell off your hands
Pay no attention to the fact that coffee grinds will clog your drain.


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Richard Dawkins vs. Bill O'Reilly - 10/9/2009
>> ^charliem:
Biggest fail for the usage of fascism EVER.

Read this comment before watching the video. I almost did a spit take when he said it. Out of left field.


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