Recent Comments by escape421521

Typically the exchange goes like this:
White Guy: "Comment."
Black Guy: "Comment is racist!"
White Guy: "No!"
Black Guy: "Yes! Apologize!"
White Guy: ". . . Fine."
THIS TIME
White Guy: "No sorry, not a racist term at all, or used in any context that could be viewed as racist. Fuck you."

written by escape421521 | 18 hours 48 minutes 15 seconds ago | CH

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Reasons why Batman & Robin was the worst comic movie... EVER

Wait. 2:50: If it's a security cam, why does it pan with him?

Oh and to paraphrase family guy: "All I want is a few inches of metal rail between me and the potentially fatal object I work with on a daily basis."

written by escape421521 | 1 week ago | CH

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Watchmen Trailer

Oh, and the ideal "first" Watchmen trailer. The opening scene:

Start on the tiny Happy Face, do a slow zoom out until you reach the broken window . . .
"Helluva drop."
Frame it as a mystery.

written by escape421521 | 1 week 1 day ago | CH

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Watchmen Trailer

See I always thought the problem you got when you tried to film Watchmen was that one of your leads has to sit around the entire movie with his omnipotent blue dong hanging out.

written by escape421521 | 1 week 1 day ago | CH

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Halo 3 Rocket Deflection

PRIVATE! A rocket is headed straight for your sad, sorry, pathetic excuse for a face! WHAT DO YOU DO MAGGOT?

SIR! THROW MY GRENADE! SIR!

GOOD JOB MAGGOT! Maybe there's a place for you in my corps after all.

SIR! THANK YOU! SIR!

Shut your face-hole, maggot.

SIR! YES! SIR!

written by escape421521 | 1 week 3 days ago | CH

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Cable news anchors choke on Jesse Jackson's "nuts"

And yet Tom Green got this on MTV back in the day:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=A5DOU1vg0yE

written by escape421521 | 1 week 6 days ago | CH

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Cable news anchors choke on Jesse Jackson's "nuts"

"Shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits."

And coming in at number eight . . .

written by escape421521 | 1 week 6 days ago | CH

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Scientists Hide Vaccine/Autism this is unbelievable

Oh Jesus christ protect us! Scientists don't just want to kill kids in the womb anymore! Who can stop the rampant babycide/caust?

Scientist: Shut your hole ignorant windbag.

My Imagination: 1. The world: 0.

written by escape421521 | 1 week 6 days ago | CH

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Kid Remakes EVERY HALO Weapon in Cardboard

*cute

written by escape421521 | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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How Not To Use The Drive Through ATM

Probably one of the only videos on the sift that needs slowmo.

written by escape421521 | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH

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Portal 2 is Coming! OHHH YES!!! Heres the Proof!

Who cares about Portal 2? They just made G4 semi-relevant again!