Please, please, please, please keep eating yourselves like you did in upstate NY. The further Right you swing, the less electable and more batshit crazy you become. You're well on your way to being the Know-Nothings of the 21'st century. Let Sarah Palin and the rest of her crazy cronies take your party all the way to political oblivion!
It woulda been different if I had been the pilot, because ATC would have been calling back, "Cactus 129, there's no airport called OH SHIT SHIT FUCK SHIT WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE PORKCHOP SANDWICHES SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK THE PASSENGERS WHERE'S THE PARACHUTES. Did you mean Newark Int'l?"
>> ^Samaelsmith: Did that guy seriously just tackle a swordfish from the air?!
Yes. And then he fucked it. He fucked it for 18 straight hours on a single breath. Then when he was done, he kissed it gently, whispering, "I love you, but I must do this . . ." and kicked the fish straight out of the ocean and into whirling blades of the helicopter above. The once-great ocean predator was instantly shredded into 16,000 perfectly-sized sashimi slices, which this man then ate as a post-coital meal. Turning to the camera, he sang:
"I love to fuck a fish -- boombeyatta boombeyatta!"
Thus, Chuck Norris made his very last appearance in any Discovery Channel production ever.
>> ^Duckman33: >> ^IronDwarf: Perfect video to show morons who think any of the WTC buildings were demolished by explosive charges. Even from a noisy helicopter you could hear the ridiculously loud explosives being set off in sequence before the building collapses. Where is that sound in any of the hundreds of collapsing WTC videos?
Morons? Why are we morons? Because we don't believe everything we are told?
No, you're a moron because you've been shown time and time and time and time and time again how the WTC collapsed -- everyone from NIST to Popular Science -- and despite all these reports, you and the rest of the dipshits in the Mystery Machine think you're going to pull the mask off Bin Laden and find Old Man Bush.
"Ah For Fook Sake, Lad, Fook It" is actually the title of the National Anthem of Ireland:
"Ah for fook sake, lad, fook it -- Our country's gone to hell in a booket; We got the unemployment, an' we sure the fook aren't gon't enjoy it."
It goes on for another 600 stanzas, but most of the singers are so reeling pissed by the time they get to that fourth line it's usually time for a "pint and a fight -- a great Irish night!" Makes starting footy matches a bit of a challenge.
See -- the blue aliens are Iraqis and the rocks are oil and the Marines are the US combat troops and their mindset is an extrapolation of the US military policy . . . but it's very very subtle and hard to see.
Spacious Thoughts by Tom Waits + Kool Keith
TDS: John Stewart explains why he doesnt like Sarah Palin
Please, please, please, please keep eating yourselves like you did in upstate NY. The further Right you swing, the less electable and more batshit crazy you become. You're well on your way to being the Know-Nothings of the 21'st century. Let Sarah Palin and the rest of her crazy cronies take your party all the way to political oblivion!
COLBY, THE CHRISTIAN ROBOT!
Happy Lil' Elk Frolics in a Pond
Rockslide at the Ocoee (Rte 64 in TN) caught on video
What is that... shale or slate?
It's Shate.
Rockslide at the Ocoee (Rte 64 in TN) caught on video
And that's why he's the foreman!
Dock Ellis and the LSD No-No
Flight 1549 Computer Reconstruction.
Extreme up-close photography of a leopard seal
Germans in the Woods
Homophobic Christian Whines About Getting Fired
Discovery Channel - The World Is Just Awesome (Boomdeyada 2)
Did that guy seriously just tackle a swordfish from the air?!
Yes. And then he fucked it. He fucked it for 18 straight hours on a single breath. Then when he was done, he kissed it gently, whispering, "I love you, but I must do this . . ." and kicked the fish straight out of the ocean and into whirling blades of the helicopter above. The once-great ocean predator was instantly shredded into 16,000 perfectly-sized sashimi slices, which this man then ate as a post-coital meal. Turning to the camera, he sang:
"I love to fuck a fish -- boombeyatta boombeyatta!"
Thus, Chuck Norris made his very last appearance in any Discovery Channel production ever.
Don't Be A Jerk To Horses
Demolition of a Skyscraper (38 seconds)
>> ^IronDwarf:
Perfect video to show morons who think any of the WTC buildings were demolished by explosive charges. Even from a noisy helicopter you could hear the ridiculously loud explosives being set off in sequence before the building collapses. Where is that sound in any of the hundreds of collapsing WTC videos?
Morons? Why are we morons? Because we don't believe everything we are told?
No, you're a moron because you've been shown time and time and time and time and time again how the WTC collapsed -- everyone from NIST to Popular Science -- and despite all these reports, you and the rest of the dipshits in the Mystery Machine think you're going to pull the mask off Bin Laden and find Old Man Bush.
THAT'S what makes you a moron.
If you get the joke in this, it probably means you are old
Rep. Todd Akin fails the pledge of allegiance
South Park: The difference between gays and fags
Lockheed Sabre Warrior: Bringing your Nightmares to Life
Hilarious Irish Rally Co-Driver
"Ah for fook sake, lad, fook it --
Our country's gone to hell in a booket;
We got the unemployment,
an' we sure the fook aren't gon't enjoy it."
It goes on for another 600 stanzas, but most of the singers are so reeling pissed by the time they get to that fourth line it's usually time for a "pint and a fight -- a great Irish night!" Makes starting footy matches a bit of a challenge.
New, full trailer for Avatar!
Also, the blue aliens did FUTURE 9/11!!!