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So You Cant Afford a Moving Truck !! OK
>> ^Payback:
Looks like an edited down viral ad to me.


Yeah, I thought the same thing..


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Zoran Zoran, world's fastest hypnotist
>> ^conan:
You will kick yourself if you don't upvote. But that doesn't matter. You WILL upvote. That's right.


Hate to break it to you: Your technique needs work.


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Rachel Maddow: Buyer's Remorse
Wow.


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Know Your Meme: AutoTune - With Professor Weird Al Yankovic
>> ^Drax:
Over 9000?


Yes. It is over that amooooouuuunt!!!!!


written by ForgedReality  | 1 week 1 day ago | CH
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Pomplamoose covers Mister Sandman by The Chordettes
Lots of really creepy faces, but a lovely performance. AHCK! My brain is all twisted up!


written by ForgedReality  | 1 week 1 day ago | CH
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Louis CK - Retarded Camp
I love this man. He should be President of the World.


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Sam Harris: Choosing The Right Religion
Fuck yeah! Go Sammy-boy, go!


written by ForgedReality  | 1 week 2 days ago | CH
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TDS 11/10/09 - Hannity Uses Beck's Protest Footage
So are we turning into Soviet Russia or what? We might as well start calling it Marx News.


written by ForgedReality  | 1 week 2 days ago | CH
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Cute Girl Plays Flute Hero
EWWWWWWWW!! This bitch is most assuredly NOT fucking cute. Are you kidding me? God damn. This bitch is UUUUGGGGLY and NOT CUTE. Plus I had to turn my speakers way the fuck up to even hear this video. Laaaame. Every piece of media on the internet needs to have its audio normalized.

Also, ew, it just got to the part where she starts playing. And what the fuck is this shitty ass song? Sounds like crap. Honestly. This is annoying. Sorry. I have to say it. I would downvote if I could.


written by ForgedReality  | 1 week 2 days ago | CH
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Homophobic Christian Whines About Getting Fired
Upvoted before even watching for the win title.

Now I should probably go watch it. >_>

edit - Okay, I immediately suspected this guy of being gay the second he opened his mouth. It feels like he's overly sensitive about the subject because his belief in lies and mythology conflict with his genetic makeup. He's not allowed to be what nature has created him as, and he doesn't want to accept the fact that maybe GOD isn't around to make sure that nobody is CREATED as homosexual.

I've no doubts that this kid has serious relationship problems because he is unable to bring himself to have any kind of attraction toward women, and his beliefs won't allow him to accept a man either. But of course, as Christians despise healthy sexuality, he won't allow himself to find out that he simply cannot get aroused by a woman until he misguidedly marries one.

Also, why is it okay for Christians (or any religulous group, really) to openly spout bullshit in the streets, go door-to-door, preach to strangers, etc. about their frighteningly blinding beliefs, but it's not okay for normal people (homosexual or otherwise) to discuss their lives? It's okay for him to make sure everyone knows he's an easily-offended Christian crybaby, but it's not okay for others to be themselves.

This is the one singularly most annoying thing about Christians, I think--their undying oversensitivity and unabashed perspective of self-importance. It's one thing to believe something, but to put yourself above others in such an arrogant way is really what puts them over the top, in terms of human filth.

HOWEVER, I don't believe it was within this employer's ethical responsibility to fire him over his beliefs, no matter how deranged and irritating they may be. Although, this is probably a very biased account, and we don't really know what exactly transpired. He probably got emotional, indignant, and hostile, and THAT was the reason he was terminated. It would be nice to get the other party's side of things.


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Tasered In The Neck While Hands On Hood Of Car
>How very astute of you, you're right, tasering some little scrote is the perfect way to stop them from doing something this stupid ever again.

Till you just tasered the wrong guy by accident. That's why we let the law dole out our justice. Innocent till proven guilty.

I await your stupid reply, my spider senses are tingling and i know you're gonna come back with one.


HELLO! Are you BLIND?! The guy's black. He's BOUND to be guilty of SOMETHING. Tasering him is the only way to make sure he learns to stop hating whitey. </sarcasm>

But, honestly, he had to know something was gunna happen. You don't stand around ON TOP OF A PLANTER looking suspicious as all hell as a brick flies at a cop car from his direction. We also don't know the whole story. Was anybody else even around to point the finger at? He could have been talking back to the cop, and the situation was more heated than the video shows. He was probably warned more than once. I'm sure there is a reason the video leaves out the part leading up to this incident.

Also, when was the last time you heard of some white crackhead, who just got beat down by the cops, suing the police department for "violating their civil rights?" Either it's racist black people, who damn well know they're guilty of something, throwing down the civil rights defense, or it's racist white people only violating the civil rights of black people. Either way, SOMEBODY got pissed off, and SOMEBODY overreacted.

If some fool threw a brick through my window, you better damn well believe the last thing I'm concerned about is his motherfucking civil rights. The prick gave up that right when he damaged my property and put my safety in jeopardy. However, if this guy wasn't the one responsible for the brick throwing (and he probably was), it's still pretty god damned suspicious to be 18 years old, and standing on top of a planter on city property, outside the police headquarters.

I just get the image in my head of some young punk listening to too much cop-hating rap music, glaring at every cop car that passes by. Finally, he reaches the boiling point and just chucks the nearest heavy object at some white oppressor. When he gets beat down for it and handed his well-deserved punishment, it's "Oh HELL nah!" And now we get to see the judicial system being exploited once again, in the name of 'civil rights violations.'


written by ForgedReality  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Buckets and balls
So THIS is what they do for fun in third world nations...

Here in the Civilized West, we just build shit like this in Garry's Mod.

I can't figure out which one is more pathetic.


written by ForgedReality  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Richard Dawkins: One Fact to Refute Creationism
>> ^deathcow:
"we're all related, to each other, biologically
to the Earth, chemically
to the rest of the universe, atomically"


"...So how 'bout we go back to my place and get related anatomically?"


written by ForgedReality  | 2 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Insane Commercial Somehow Sells Backpacks
Mesmerizing.


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How to open a wine bottle with your shoe
In soviet Russia, wine wears shoe!


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What To Do If Your Toyota Prius Accelerates Out Of Control
^ Don't you HAVE to to even get up to speed in that thing?

I'm AMAZED that car can get anywhere near 100mph. O.O


written by ForgedReality  | 2 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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Richard Dawkins: One Fact to Refute Creationism
^ I would argue that life after death is a separate issue from creationism, and it is not what this video is even talking about. Whether or not there is a higher consciousness that "lives" in our brains, that belief is a different belief from someone thinking that there is some kind of uber-ghost-being that just decided to play with his chemistry set one day.

For example, I am 10,000% certain that the belief in a god that created all life--and that we are at the mercy of this mega-being--is a completely idiotic and absurd ideal. However, I am not so certain about the existence or non-existence of a higher consciousness. To me, the two are not two pieces of the same puzzle.


written by ForgedReality  | 2 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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Zero Punctuation: Washington DC
Wow this is really fucking boring. I'm sorry I watched a whole 2:15 of it.


written by ForgedReality  | 2 weeks 2 days ago | CH
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Sniffing women's underwear... in the name of science
In conclusion: JEW BITCHES: WASH YOUR FILTHY COOCHIES! God damn!


written by ForgedReality  | 3 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Hilarious Irish Rally Co-Driver
How is this not *nsfw for multiple obscene language infractions? I know, siftbot hates my guts, but maybe it doesn't hate someone elses...?


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