Let me just say, enjoy yourself like there is no tomorrow even if it kills you.

You want everyone crying at your funeral if they can find your body. After all you are just an ant.

Try to avoid kids that have a magnifying glass on sunny days.

Special purpose? Care to share?

Dead people are my bread and butter.

Soooo... Bob?

Just remember, your kids get to pick your nursing home

Can anyone with a cat confirm this? Never heard of this before.

Photo looks like a pig nose or Owl eyes


Just sayin'

*promote

I knew I heard about this somewhere before

https://youtu.be/ymgYEQgSqLI?si=GleyUko4kkNOH8GX

No. Only because I'm not impressed with how he spells his name with 2 "V's" together to make it look like a "W" just to make people look stupid when they say Wagner instead of Vagner.

People like him just make me want to dump gasoline all over myself and set myself on fire!

Other than that I like his tunes.

Anyone for a "hurts donut"

Kid is going to go to school and the teacher will report black & blue marks on the child's head.

Lawyer up kid. You can get everything you want for Christmas.

Building sturdiness test.

I didn't know that a tornado could be created just to test a building's structure!

At least it looked like the cars survived.

I'm guessing he was grounded for a month

This guy needs to listen to more Opera or Folk music.