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Johnny Depp Gives The Best Advice
Guys reaction: "Man, that is some great advice, I'm going to do that the next time somebody lays a hand on me!!!"

Girls reaction: "I would bang him in a heartbeat"


written by Asmo  | 2 days 14 hours 26 minutes ago | CH
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Rachel Maddow Goes After Liz Cheney
>> ^Mashiki:
>> ^conan:
it's starting to get boring. it seems all there is left in US tv journalism are big egos.

That isn't journalism. That's opinion wrapped in egotism.


The alternative is to let the lies become history... It's a war of inches. Let one lie go, they gain a bit of ground. Let another go, oops, another inch. Pretty soon there is nothing but lies.

A phrase popped up a while back in Australia to describe the efforts of the media, community and independant politicians to check the major parties bullshit. "Keeping the bastards honest" Unless you keep the bastards honest, they will eventually plough you under.


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Wild Hounds Viciously Attack Feral Hog
Rofl, the pig certainly gives back better than he takes considering that he's just a little fella.


written by Asmo  | 1 week ago | CH
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Lockheed Sabre Warrior: Bringing your Nightmares to Life
If only the latest technology was used on their advertising blurb (rather than 80's music and the terrible 'glowing sword' graphics...) = \


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Hilarious Irish Rally Co-Driver
That's fooking magical. Best laugh of the week.


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How Transformers 2 Should Have Ended
Srsly, I want my fucking 2 some odd hours back Bey you fuck...


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Assassin's Creed Live Action Episode #1
Here's hoping they don't just make another trite pedestrian game.


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Deep Sea Explosion
That's not a battleship, it's more of a merchant steamer with fugly black teeth... = \


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Physics - Fusion and Fission
Where's the earth shattering KABOOM?!? There's supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom... \= |


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Church of LDS, Racism, and Prop 8
>> ^nibiyabi:
^You are seriously so fucked up in the head. I don't even bother trying to argue with you anymore.


+1


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Alan Grayson Schools Georgia Republican On The Constitution
Would the gentleman yield?

FUCK NO!


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Sen. Al Franken (D-MN) humbles Hudson Institute dilettante
I just love a democrat finally being in a position to say "Thank you" and the other party just has to shut the fuck up...

After years of listening to O'Reilly and co., it's refreshing...


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Cute girl does a wonderful cover of 'Take on Me' on Ukelele
Fucking finally, my playlist FINALLY makes 3 songs...

Playlist name? Hot girls singing with ukulele \= )


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Tiny gecko is unsinkable
>> ^honkeytonk73:
I suspect this was one creature Noah didn't have to save from the great flood. It just floated its way through the magical great flood from the sky until all the water drained from the world.. once God decided to unplug the big drain somewhere in the deepest recesses of the Pacific Ocean.


Until it starved to death sometime before the 40 days and nights were up... X D


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Health Insurance Company Sues Maine To Guarantee Profit
>> ^Winstonfield_Pennypacker:
Some of the sifters need a few classes in basic economics. If you think government is 'non-profit' then I have a bridge to sell you.


I don't think anyone said that, but I think you just suggested the next bunch of assholes on the chopping block. Good work, we'll make a functioning left winger out of you yet...


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The Making of Nine Inch Nails' Closer
Great sift.

Got a lot of respect for Mr. Reznor but it's nice to hear from those that also did a buttload of hard work to make him look good. ; )


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A girl sings the "Diva Dance" from the Fifth Element
Is it wrong to get a boner watching this? If so, I don't want to be right...

Srsly though, one of my favourite pieces of music ever and to see it done without computer modulation (and with the wonderful expressions she makes ; ) is fantastic.


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