Well, I only have one thing to say.

WTF!? I was happily living my life without spending hours upon hours of my life sitting in front of a computer! Then you come traipsing along with your mindless hours, upon hours, upon hours, of riviting media! How in the hell am I supposed to get my lawn mowed, when all I can do is view those videos from your website?

I, for one, will see you in court. I have vowed to take down your extremist regime of FUNTIME!

You might learn a few lessons from the fellow from Kazakhstan... Borat, I believe his name is.

Jurs chrooly,
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