I just watched The Midnight Meat Train...

posted by littledragon_79

2 weeks 5 days ago • 265 views

Has anyone else seen this movie?

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No I have not. Curiously, the midnight meat train is what I call it when I masturbate late at night while eating a pastrami sandwich.

written by BreaksTheEarth

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Seen it on the shelf over 50 times, almost grabbed it-Dig the hell outta Vinnie Jones-How was it-Review it, baby!

written by choggie

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written by dystopianfuturetoday

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I watched it earlier this year. It's a cool arty horror film.

written by dotdude

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To be blunt, leave it on the shelf. There was a reason they decided not to give it a broad theatrical release. Basically I feel like I've been cheated out of 100 min. From the trailer it looks like it would be a decent thriller. Vinnie Jones was the lone bright spot, although he only had like 1 line of dialogue. I thought the idea wasn't bad, but the execution was. I wonder how these actors got sucked into this trainwreck?

It's like Jason Statham and co. in that Uwe Boll movie. I refuse to see it, but I assume Firefox is giving me a sign by only displaying "In the Name of the King: A Dung" in the top bar while viewing it's page on IMDB. OK, back to the meat train.

It was pretty much a let down for me in every way - plot, script, acting, character development, etc. Tons of blood and gore, but bad call (imho) to go with a lot of CGI that ended up looking silly, especially since they tend to really go over the top with the blood - like unbelievable amounts. The ending is...well, pretty much the same as the movie as a whole: terrible. I enjoy horror movies, even cheesy ones, but it's hard to enjoy something so painful to watch. And there you have it.

written by littledragon_79

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Kronos sees it every night.

written by blankfist

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^I know you`re not black, but every time I eat a fudgesicle I think of you.

written by kronosposeidon

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LYNCH....temperamental director,.. dried up screenwriter? Great review lttledrgn, gonna pass it by till that fateful day-Jones in an interview said the same of his involvement with the project...in so many words-hate to be HIS agent/publicist!

written by choggie

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from siftbot-
"you cannot downvote or "spamvote" while hobbled"

-too bad sifty, Fudgsicle - Popsicle® Ice Pops - Products for Your Freezer-

black with an asshole reference derogatory *cough to African *cough-Americans

....fuck all or eat a rusty sheriff's badge out lovingly

written by choggie

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^Hardly derogatory to anyone, chogs. Just some crude sexual humor, with no race or sexual preference being maligned in any way. All I'm doing is playing along with blankfist's joke. A junior high student could have figured that out.

Funny this accusation of *cough racism is coming from you of all people, you who *cough drops the N bomb regularly.

You should see a doctor if your *cough persists.

written by kronosposeidon

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>> ^kronosposeidon:
^I know you`re not black, but every time I eat a fudgesicle I think of you.

you can't teach that type of racism. Raw talent right there...

written by rottenseed

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I've read the Clive Barker Short Story for this one in the Books of Blood.
I am reluctant to see the movie. The story was short so they would have had to add all sorts of crap to make it into a feature film. I have a memory in my head of the story so I'll afraid to ruin it.

The other story of his I enjoyed was Dread - another one I hope they don't turn into a movie - though it could make a good one!

written by Sagemind

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I drop the n-bomb in context whenever I use it black man, an elementary school student could figure out how to operate a nuclear submarine given enough time and stimulus. The racist card is a tired one.

written by choggie

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