Stream well, for my sift-bo-ot
comin' for to balance this load
Load well, for my sift bo-ot
Sifty, can you balance this load?

I looked over YouTube, and what did I see?
hopin' for to balance this load
A mass of videos overwhelmin' me
Sifty can you balance this load?

Mostly he's up, but sometimes he's down
strainin for to balance this load
but still my packets ring the whole world 'round
Sifty can you balance this load?

The Brightest day, that I can say
seein' that you balance this load
When Sifty got new toys he could play
Sifty you can balance this load.

If you go gold before I do
Since they went and balanced this load
I'll upvote all and pull you on through
Sifty went and balanced this load!