Mark Littell believes he has a better way to protect your boys, and, as his YouTube video shows, the former major leaguer will risk his manhood to prove it. [AP]

Somebody is in love. Someones littel heart is beating around in their bosom. Pitter-pat, pitter-pat, pitter-pat. Like a rat in a cage. Yes, so I'm posting vampire clips now. Bite me.