Comments for "Zero Punctuation Review: Burnout: Paradise" Video at VideoSift.com

By Farhad2000

Farhad2000 (http://farhad.videosift.com) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:00:33 -0700

Oh god.

Someone must remake Carmageddon, like an NC-17 version... the grandma used to run away from your car yelling "I was in the war!!!" *SPLAT*

I remember playing the game for days, my favourite car was the yellow monster struck with the screwdriver mounted up in front. I used to imagine that thing driving through my school and impaling everyone.... though I think Vlad The Impaler's car could work just as well...

By antonye

antonye (http://www.videosift.com/member/antonye) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:24:44 -0700

Best. Review. Yet.

By Payback

Payback (http://www.videosift.com/member/Payback) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:49:51 -0700

lol'd at analogy for breaking flow...

By enon

enon (http://www.videosift.com/member/enon) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 13:52:35 -0700

How is he so awesome?

By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://gwiz665.videosift.com) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 14:49:44 -0700

Delicious.

By spoco2

spoco2 (http://www.videosift.com/member/spoco2) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:24:21 -0700

Ahh, a fine review, fine indeed... and bonus points for opening with one of my wedding songs... yes, I like DMB... sue me

By rychan

rychan (http://www.videosift.com/member/rychan) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:09:25 -0700

wow, that was indeed one of his best. Nice to see he's still going strong.

By moonsammy

moonsammy (http://www.videosift.com/member/moonsammy) — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:09:48 -0700

>> ^Farhad2000:
Someone must remake Carmageddon

I loved that game, and the sequels (each slightly less than the previous). Many, many hours spent playing that on the lan at college rather than, you know, actually doing academic-type stuff. The fact that there were three ways to win any round was a nice touch, though I can't say that I ever met anyone who actually bothered to win via racing. *Boring*

By residue

residue (http://www.videosift.com/member/residue) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 09:30:00 -0700

stink, pink, wildcard

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://douchebag.videosift.com) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 10:05:32 -0700

"I was in the WAAAAAAAR"

By thebug44

thebug44 (http://www.videosift.com/member/thebug44) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:44:10 -0700

I've always wondered this...why the hell is his name Yahtzee!?

By Zifnab

Zifnab (http://zifnab.videosift.com) — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 22:21:32 -0700

>> ^thebug44:
I've always wondered this...why the hell is his name Yahtzee!?

I'd guess it was from his first series of adventure games starring his signature character Arthur Yahtzee.

Here's his profile from his Fully Ramblomatic site:

REAL NAME: Ben Croshaw
POSITION: Editor/Webmaster/Staff writer
ALIGNMENT: Neutral Evil
SHOE SIZE: 12 and a half

Yahtzee was born in Warwickshire, England, on the day of the great storm of 1983. Twenty years later, when England had become too small to accommodate the five hundred kilometre-wide tumour growing out of the back of his neck, he moved to Brisbane, Australia, where a chance encounter with an enraged surfer caused the tumour to become detached. It has now gone on to star in a number of Japanese fetish videos, while Yahtzee occupies a treehouse on the edge of the city, struggling to learn how to live with corks around his hat. The enraged surfer tries to keep in touch, but Yahtzee never answers his phone.

By CaptainPlanet420

CaptainPlanet420 (http://www.videosift.com/member/CaptainPlanet420) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 09:43:00 -0700

Ten dollars says not even a tenth of you have even played ten video games. But, I guess bad entertainment appeals.

By dag

dag (http://dag.videosift.com) — Fri, 14 Mar 2008 19:55:19 -0700

He lives in my home town pretty much. I should go visit him.

By winkler1

winkler1 (http://www.videosift.com/member/winkler1) — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 07:34:40 -0700

Hope this doesn't suck..I playout burnout with a kilowatt sport all the time.

By Fjnbk

Fjnbk (http://www.videosift.com/member/Fjnbk) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:06:50 -0700

*downunder

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:06:51 -0700

Adding video to channels (Downunder) - requested by Fjnbk.