Comments for "What Metallica sounds like without Pro-Tools" Video at VideoSift.com

By youdiejoe

youdiejoe (http://youdiejoe.videosift.com) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 14:19:30 -0700

booooooo

By MINK

MINK (http://www.videosift.com/member/MINK) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 15:08:41 -0700

i have no idea what point anyone is trying to make here. *viral and *shit

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 15:08:41 -0700

Invocations (viral) cannot be called by MINK because MINK is not privileged - sorry.

By BoneyD

BoneyD (http://www.videosift.com/member/BoneyD) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 19:59:49 -0700

The original band at least kept time, post processing doesn't fix that. I agree with Mink.

Though I've found Metallica somewhat uninspired of late, they can at least play music... And what rock band doesn't distort their guitar output?

By quantumushroom

quantumushroom (http://www.videosift.com/member/quantumushroom) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:01:14 -0700

There was actually a time when Metallica didn't suck. And Justice For All was right around the genesis of the vacuum.

But this mess...proves nada.

By Constitutional_Patriot

Constitutional_Patriot (http://patriot.videosift.com) — Sat, 22 Sep 2007 20:08:43 -0700

*uberfake

By UsesProzac

UsesProzac (http://www.videosift.com/member/UsesProzac) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:24:09 -0700

*femme

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 07:24:09 -0700

Invocations (femme) cannot be called by UsesProzac because UsesProzac is not privileged - sorry.

By mlx

mlx (http://mlx.videosift.com) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:29:15 -0700

*nochannel

Get off my channel!

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 11:29:15 -0700

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By mjasonprickett

mjasonprickett (http://www.videosift.com/member/mjasonprickett) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 14:51:33 -0700

These comments are *almost* as funny as the video itself.

By therealblankman

therealblankman (http://www.videosift.com/member/therealblankman) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:02:48 -0700

Wow! Such animosity! *requeue

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:02:48 -0700

Queued videos may only be re-queued once every two days - ignoring requeue request by therealblankman.

By mlx

mlx (http://mlx.videosift.com) — Sun, 23 Sep 2007 15:04:55 -0700

See, even siftbot agrees. lol

By MINK

MINK (http://www.videosift.com/member/MINK) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 00:07:44 -0700

hahhahahaha lol@ this entire thread shame about the video!

By swampgirl

swampgirl (http://swampgirl.videosift.com) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 04:42:23 -0700

Oh this is hilarious. Fake or no, they deserve it after the dismal VH1 special they did a couple a years ago.
Hetfield turned into a whiny boy that couldn't work more than 4 hours a day so his feelings wouldn't get hurt. I can't believe how the band put up w/ it.

By gorgonheap

gorgonheap (http://www.videosift.com/member/gorgonheap) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 15:19:38 -0700

Casting a bad light on Metallica?... Heck you got my vote. Those guys suck. Saw em in concert, the opening bands should have headlined. Biggest waste of money in my life.

By Krupo

Krupo (http://krupo.videosift.com) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:30:32 -0700

It's still *terrible *music

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:30:32 -0700

Adding video to channels (Music, Terrible) - requested by Krupo.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://www.videosift.com/member/MarineGunrock) — Mon, 24 Sep 2007 19:46:14 -0700

Surely this belongs in the comedy channel!

By BillOreilly

BillOreilly (http://www.videosift.com/member/BillOreilly) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:20:26 -0700

That's the best I've ever heard them play.

By lmayliffe

lmayliffe (http://www.videosift.com/member/lmayliffe) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:28:34 -0700

This is just one of many parodies done by this person. And it's not nearly the best. Here is the MetaFilter thread about it. My personal favorites are Eric Clapton and Steve Vai. Especially Steve Vai.

They are a great idea and funny. Stop the Metallica hate, they rock too.

The thread: http://www.metafilter.com/64832/whole-lotta-shreddin-goin-on

Enjoy.

By mlx

mlx (http://mlx.videosift.com) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:31:44 -0700

OMG we got pwned. LOL

*parody
*rocknroll

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:31:44 -0700

Adding video to channels (Parody, Rocknroll) - requested by mlx.

By QuadraPixel

QuadraPixel (http://www.videosift.com/member/QuadraPixel) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:38:46 -0700

Parody's are supposed to make fun of the song, not chopping, changing notes and pitches and making it annoying to listen to. Weird Al is fun to listen to, but the above video makes me want to cut my self with sharp objects. For the un-informed, here is a cut of the real video:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Metallica-One-long-movie-version-740

By lmayliffe

lmayliffe (http://www.videosift.com/member/lmayliffe) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 18:40:38 -0700

QuadraPixel: If you still don't get the joke, go watch the Steve Vai one. Tell me you don't laugh looking at his serious face botching note after note on a doubleneck guitar.

The effect is to juxtapose the seriousness and fame of the performer with a terrible performance to comedic effect. Live footage works much better than videos, as evidenced by the Metallica one which was one of the least well done imo.

By timefactor

timefactor (http://www.videosift.com/member/timefactor) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 20:34:00 -0700

I submitted the Steve Vai one a couple of days ago. I think this stuff is brilliant and painfully funny

http://www.videosift.com/video/Guitar-master-Steve-Vai-awesome-solo

By lmayliffe

lmayliffe (http://www.videosift.com/member/lmayliffe) — Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:08:36 -0700

haha, there ya go.

By Goofball_Jones

Goofball_Jones (http://www.videosift.com/member/Goofball_Jones) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 04:20:03 -0700

The guy that makes these is pretty good. This one isn't as funny as the EVH and the Ozzie one.

The one with Ozzy practically pissed my pants.

By deathcow

deathcow (http://www.videosift.com/member/deathcow) — Wed, 26 Sep 2007 09:12:57 -0700

FIRE BAD

By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://gwiz665.videosift.com) — Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:36:14 -0700

This is freaking hilarious.