Comments for "Wal*Mart Fun Straws Are Just A Bit Too Fun" Video at VideoSift.com

By NicoleBee

NicoleBee (http://www.videosift.com/member/NicoleBee) — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 22:55:55 -0800

Oh gosh. Awesome.

By Kerotan

Kerotan (http://www.videosift.com/member/Kerotan) — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:08:08 -0800

Eek a penis!

The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"

Lady.

Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.

This is madness.

By 12809

12809 (http://www.videosift.com/member/12809) — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:31:11 -0800

Um...wow...

Think of all the poor kids (and adults) that are going to be deprived of a good laugh now that they can't happen across stick figure penis straws. It's a damn shame.

By thinker247

thinker247 (http://www.videosift.com/member/thinker247) — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:38:13 -0800

I'm offended, because those straws are shaped like the space shuttle Challenger. How long must we be inundated with reminders of that terrible explosion? I AM OFFENDED! SOMEONE PAY ATTENTION TO ME BECAUSE I AM OFFENDED!

By thinker247

thinker247 (http://www.videosift.com/member/thinker247) — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:42:22 -0800

...and did the news station pay that guy to "investigate" this matter in three separate states?

By quantumushroom

quantumushroom (http://www.videosift.com/member/quantumushroom) — Sat, 29 Nov 2008 23:52:16 -0800

Unmarried? Your child is a bastard.

Case closed.

By dag

dag (http://dag.videosift.com) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:38:53 -0800

I have contacted Walmart to liquidate their stock and have registered CockStraws.com. Jesus' closed door for Walmart is my open window to fortune.

By ant

ant (http://www.videosift.com/member/ant) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:47:18 -0800

8==)-

By chilaxe

chilaxe (http://www.videosift.com/member/chilaxe) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 00:58:30 -0800

Imagine a future narrowly averted... you roam a desolate wasteland, in which water and food are the most vital resources... only to find that this massive desert was once the home of a great civilization!

By Psychologic

Psychologic (http://www.videosift.com/member/Psychologic) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 09:31:58 -0800

it's...... it's.... iiiiiitttt's... aaa ROCKET SHIP!

(name that movie)

By 10882

10882 (http://www.videosift.com/member/10882) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 11:11:01 -0800

Death to Smoochy!

/on a related note, someone forgot to pass the memo to this chick that states:

"You do not have a right to not be offended in this country."

By kceaton1

kceaton1 (http://yogurtforthesoul.videosift.com) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 13:52:00 -0800

What a dumbass. Probably prays to her burnt toast too.

By Zonbie

Zonbie (http://zonbie.videosift.com) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:37:29 -0800

Screw Terrorists! Gah! The FUN Straws! America beware!

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://www.videosift.com/member/MarineGunrock) — Sun, 30 Nov 2008 18:41:44 -0800

It's a butternut squash!

By MINK

MINK (http://www.videosift.com/member/MINK) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 05:11:57 -0800

check the ENTIRE root vegetable section immediately!!! people with perverted repressed imaginations might see something sexually exciting!

By cybrbeast

cybrbeast (http://www.videosift.com/member/cybrbeast) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:54:53 -0800

>> ^Kerotan:
Eek a penis!

The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"

Lady.

Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.

This is madness.

Madness? THIS IS WALMART!!!

sorry, I just had to

By MINK

MINK (http://www.videosift.com/member/MINK) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:52:28 -0800

why are these people never embarassed that they saw a vaguely elongated shape and immediately thought "PENIS!!!!"

i mean, surely the correct prudish reaction on encountering something a little bit T shaped is to NOT NOTICE IT.

The lady doth protest too much.

By HollywoodBob

HollywoodBob (http://www.videosift.com/member/HollywoodBob) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 16:47:47 -0800

>> ^MINK:
why are these people never embarassed that they saw a vaguely elongated shape and immediately thought "PENIS!!!!"

i mean, surely the correct prudish reaction on encountering something a little bit T shaped is to NOT NOTICE IT.

The lady doth protest too much.

I think you're on to something. Perhaps the start of a new web game. The "Find everything phallic at Wally World" game.

By illeto

illeto (http://www.videosift.com/member/illeto) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:05:22 -0800

so what if her kid see them? It doesn't know that shape represents a penis.

I am sure there is a culture out there that uses triangles to represent vagina. I think we should outlaw everything triangle shaped to save the youth, save them from... from... something.

By volumptuous

volumptuous (http://www.videosift.com/member/volumptuous) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:17:10 -0800

How about not buying your kids a bunch of shit from walmart, that in return employs slave laborers, which are often times - yep - KIDS.

Stupid lady, and a stupid baby. Great, keep pumpin' em out, middle America.

By Kerotan

Kerotan (http://www.videosift.com/member/Kerotan) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 17:41:00 -0800

>> ^cybrbeast:
>> ^Kerotan:
Eek a penis!

The ending is madding, she is like "I would hate to think what would happen if these straws fell into the wrong hands"

Lady.

Its a fucking straw. yes it may be shaped like a knob, but I think its going to corrupt the youth of America.

This is madness.

Madness? THIS IS WALMART!!!

sorry, I just had to

I actually I for saw this, I would have said "This is penis shaped straws!"

By bamdrew

bamdrew (http://www.videosift.com/member/bamdrew) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:18:38 -0800

'this chicken from Walmart tastes like vagina... my turn on tv now?'

By HaricotVert

HaricotVert (http://www.videosift.com/member/HaricotVert) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 18:43:15 -0800

It's all right, her daughter will be soon be dying of lead poisoning from the non-penis-shaped straws that she did drink from.

By Xax

Xax (http://www.videosift.com/member/Xax) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:15:49 -0800

Wow. Poor girl. For having such a stupid fucking loser for a mother.

By E_Nygma

E_Nygma (http://www.videosift.com/member/E_Nygma) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:19:43 -0800

she only paid a dollar thirty-eight?! cheapest dildo ever.

By blankfist

blankfist (http://blankfist.videosift.com) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:31:17 -0800

She's a little Middle America Crusader, she is. Awwww.

By MINK

MINK (http://www.videosift.com/member/MINK) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:40:06 -0800

she blatantly wanted to be on TV more than she wanted to protect kids from shapes.

By therealblankman

therealblankman (http://www.videosift.com/member/therealblankman) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 20:58:35 -0800

Put it in your mouth and suck it.

By jimnms

jimnms (http://www.videosift.com/member/jimnms) — Mon, 01 Dec 2008 21:04:02 -0800

I'm headed to Wal-Mart tomorrow to see if I can get some of these. They'll make perfect gag gifts for friends.

By maatc

maatc (http://maatc.videosift.com) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:24:46 -0800

Cockstraws already exist, just not under that name. Sorry dag.

See here:
http://www.bachelorettepartyawards.com/rainbow-straws.jpg
or
http://www.bachelorette.com/bp12772.html

By Napalm

Napalm (http://www.videosift.com/member/Napalm) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 04:34:22 -0800

Why do people hate rocket ships?

By mizila

mizila (http://www.videosift.com/member/mizila) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:59:32 -0800

I love this whole "It's so offensive we should show them on the evening news" mentality. Not to mention her daughter sitting right there as she clearly makes a big deal out of them, and says "they look like male genitalia." Now her girl is gonna think all boys have rocket-straws in their pants.

By bcglorf

bcglorf (http://www.videosift.com/member/bcglorf) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:41:03 -0800

When we were kids we'd see these kind of things and start laughing at them. Our parent's didn't worry or complain to stores, they just told us to GROW UP!

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:50:47 -0800

I only upvoted this because it had 69 votes, and I found that offensive.

By Shepppard

Shepppard (http://shepppard.videosift.com) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 07:35:22 -0800

reminds me of this:

http://hvattum.net/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/What.%20All%20I%20see%20are%20nine%20dolphins%20swimming,%20you%20pervert.jpg

Click the link, Our grown up perverted minds will instantly see one picture.

A Child on the other hand, will only see dolphins.

explination here:

http://paulmayers.blogs.com/my_weblog/2007/10/why-would-anyon.html

(I suggest just skipping the first half explianing deconstruction and christian beliefs and just dropping down to the part below the picture. I didn't realise it was a christian blog until I linked it)

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://douchebag.videosift.com) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 08:28:18 -0800

>> ^quantumushroom:
Unmarried? Your child is a bastard.

Case closed.

I'm a bastard child...do you have a problem with that? Sorry if mommies and daddies can't always get along. Sorry if the birth of a child sometimes comes without a plan. Maybe the father passed on. Maybe the father wound up being a horrible, abusive father/husband. I don't get why you think this has any relevance to the subject.

By ponceleon

ponceleon (http://www.videosift.com/member/ponceleon) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:00:14 -0800

This stupid bitch needs a surgical 2x4 across the face.

By brycewi19

brycewi19 (http://www.videosift.com/member/brycewi19) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:20:09 -0800

Hmmm, Bill Murray looks different. Did he get some work done?

By pierrekrahn

pierrekrahn (http://www.videosift.com/member/pierrekrahn) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 14:16:19 -0800

If you pause the video and take a closer look at the receipt, you can see that she also purchased condoms, lube, porn, and a dildo!

By 13840

13840 (http://www.videosift.com/member/13840) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:00:55 -0800

>> ^jimnms:
I'm headed to Wal-Mart tomorrow to see if I can get some of these. They'll make perfect gag gifts for friends.

I presume you don't mean "gag" in the literal sense.

Let's just hope she doesn't wander down the Gatorade aisle...

http://nynerd.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/gatorade_bottle.jpg

By 8171

8171 (http://www.videosift.com/member/8171) — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 16:25:46 -0800

HAHA what a sero...calm down lady