Comments for ""Tossing Salad" in Jail (REALLY NSFW)" Video at VideoSift.com

By uhohzombies

uhohzombies (http://www.videosift.com/member/uhohzombies) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:20:42 -0700

I... uh... that... er... nevermind. Just... nevermind.

By critttter

critttter (http://www.videosift.com/member/critttter) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 13:42:37 -0700

I...guess I don't have...better..taste..than..yeah, nevermind.

By CaptWillard

CaptWillard (http://www.videosift.com/member/CaptWillard) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 16:18:04 -0700

Do you remember Chris Rock's standup material when he talked about tossing salads? He said he learned about it on an HBO special. I believe it is this segment he was referring to.

By legacy0100

legacy0100 (http://www.videosift.com/member/legacy0100) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:32:41 -0700

*howto *gay *documentaries

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:32:42 -0700

Adding video to channels (Documentaries, Gay, Howto) - requested by legacy0100.

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:35:26 -0700

^Howto! Hahahaaaa. Yeah I guess you never know when you need the skills to pay the bills!

By thegrimsleeper

thegrimsleeper (http://www.videosift.com/member/thegrimsleeper) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 17:36:20 -0700

Ok that's it, I'm never downloading music illegally ever again.

By grinter

grinter (http://www.videosift.com/member/grinter) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:02:07 -0700

^Ha!
..next the RIAA is going to come out with a
"you wouldn't toss salad, so why would you download music" add.

By 10040

10040 (http://www.videosift.com/member/10040) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:10:21 -0700

I, er.... uh.... They.... Welll.. Uhh,,, Never mind.

By JAPR

JAPR (http://www.videosift.com/member/JAPR) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 20:53:56 -0700

....................................................

nothing clever to say, but I lol'd at this thread.

By Xax

Xax (http://www.videosift.com/member/Xax) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 21:17:08 -0700

Pass the Ranch dressing please.

By moonsammy

moonsammy (http://www.videosift.com/member/moonsammy) — Mon, 24 Mar 2008 22:13:07 -0700

I want the ability to upvote titles - the "Really" part on this one is an important inclusion. Thank you for that.

As to the content of the video, I'm going with the nevermind crowd. Dayamn.

By ElessarJD

ElessarJD (http://www.videosift.com/member/ElessarJD) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:46:01 -0700

This is horrifying. Can you imagine being stuck in the position to have to choose between this or whatever else? I think I'd take a near death beating before I'd do anything like this. Either way, it's just horrifying.

Note to self, never go to jail... ever.

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 08:48:21 -0700

Well i guess this video will help keep people on the straight and narrow, which is good, but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it.

By ElessarJD

ElessarJD (http://www.videosift.com/member/ElessarJD) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:08:03 -0700

"but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it."

I think you just motivated more people to vote for it.

By Trancecoach

Trancecoach (http://www.videosift.com/member/Trancecoach) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:43:04 -0700

this taint what you think.

By K0MMIE

K0MMIE (http://www.videosift.com/member/K0MMIE) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:46:57 -0700

Syrup and Jelly just hide the flavor! Whats wrong with you people!

By 9547

9547 (http://www.videosift.com/member/9547) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:39:53 -0700

So many muscular macho men.
So few Brokeback Salad jokes.

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 14:47:34 -0700

Crap. It's already at no. 4.

>> ^ElessarJD:
"but if it ends up as my top voted video I may have to discard it."

I think you just motivated more people to vote for it.

By youmakekittymad

youmakekittymad (http://www.videosift.com/member/youmakekittymad) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 16:06:30 -0700

that was one of my favorite chris rock segments. it amazes me that to make it really funny, all he had to do was say it with a little more emphasis.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Chris-Rock-and-the-Tossed-Salad-man

By Schattdaddy

Schattdaddy (http://www.videosift.com/member/Schattdaddy) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 17:31:42 -0700

I never though I would see a guy on film talking about this. We used to make jokes about it in high school. But damn, wtf?

By grinter

grinter (http://www.videosift.com/member/grinter) — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 23:49:14 -0700

I had a salad for dinner tonight.
As suggested, I tried putting jelly on it.
it was excellent! ..really, you got to try it. far better than syrup.
Thanks videosift..

..is there a 'cooking' channel?

By Abel_Prisc

Abel_Prisc (http://www.videosift.com/member/Abel_Prisc) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:03:03 -0700

^I guess when you're in jail, you've got nothing better than to come up with creative cooking tips!

By grinter

grinter (http://www.videosift.com/member/grinter) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 10:41:24 -0700

^well, it's a good way to rehabilitate yourself into a contributing member of society.

By randomize

randomize (http://www.videosift.com/member/randomize) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:13:59 -0700

i think i just, threw up in my mouth a little bit.

ps, Abel Prisc, love the pic. VGCats ftw!

By dag

dag (http://dag.videosift.com) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 14:24:05 -0700

I think it's the matter-of-fact way he delivers it. "You know, toss my salad" [shrugs] .

It's like he's describing what he has for breakfast - oh maybe he is.

By critttter

critttter (http://www.videosift.com/member/critttter) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 16:29:56 -0700

Dear Schmawy,
You have my deepest sympathy that ' Tossing The Salad' is your #2 video, surely destined to be #1. I will always remember you for so much more, the lovely railroad panaramas, the fervid elephant discourse, and of course, the tragedy of the Elvis impersonator and truck underride. I assume you have walked away in disgust, but, you know what they say about assumptions...I will keep a little flame of hope burning that you, Schmawy, are completely capable of rising above all the salad tossing, and sift for a new day. Hear,Hear.

By Guardian-X

Guardian-X (http://www.videosift.com/member/Guardian-X) — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 20:34:43 -0700

I would toss my brains onto the concrete before becoming his sous chef. Cruel and unusual punishment apparently doesn't apply to the punishees.

By Payback

Payback (http://www.videosift.com/member/Payback) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 16:36:33 -0700

Ah, yet another aspect of the Gangsta Experience that didn't make it into a Coolio song...

By Majortomyorke

Majortomyorke (http://www.videosift.com/member/Majortomyorke) — Thu, 27 Mar 2008 21:54:09 -0700

this video has at least proven to be great fodder for the wise-cracking sifters, thank you all. I laughed my ass off (into inmate #151931035's mouth I might add).

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:21:32 -0700

If I die tonight I don't want to go out with this being my top video. Some one else can re-submit it. It's gotta be good for at least ten more votes. Here's the info...

URL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA

Embed

I do have my standards, however meager

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:22:56 -0700

*discard

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 14:22:57 -0700

Discarding this post - discard requested by original submitter schmawy.

By uhohzombies

uhohzombies (http://www.videosift.com/member/uhohzombies) — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 15:06:20 -0700

LOL!!

By uhohzombies

uhohzombies (http://www.videosift.com/member/uhohzombies) — Sat, 03 May 2008 08:57:41 -0700

You know what? NOT HAPPENIN' DUDE! You can't escape your fate! *promote

wtf? weird, it promoted to unsifted...

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Sat, 03 May 2008 08:57:42 -0700

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, March 24th, 2008 12:23pm PDT - promote requested by uhohzombies.

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:44:27 -0700

*meme

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Tue, 06 May 2008 10:47:00 -0700

C'mon, Sifty. Don't be stuck up about it.

*meme

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Mon, 26 May 2008 09:51:00 -0700

This post has been removed from the Meme channel by channel owner MarineGunrock. Please review the FAQ to learn about appropriate channel assignments.

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Tue, 27 May 2008 11:54:36 -0700

*discard

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Tue, 27 May 2008 11:54:37 -0700

Discarding this post - discard requested by original submitter schmawy.

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://www.videosift.com/member/kronosposeidon) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:44:11 -0700

*promote

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:44:11 -0700

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Saturday, May 3rd, 2008 8:57am PDT - promote requested by kronosposeidon.

By syncron

syncron (http://www.videosift.com/member/syncron) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:51:23 -0700

Ugh! Yet another reason why I don't ever want to go to prison.

By ElJardinero

ElJardinero (http://www.videosift.com/member/ElJardinero) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:03:29 -0700

This video brought me to tears, in the best possible way. I almost had trouble breathing from laughter.

Worst thing is though, if I was in that jail, I would be tossing his salad

: /

By CaptWillard

CaptWillard (http://www.videosift.com/member/CaptWillard) — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:05:40 -0800

*promote. To keep schmawy humble.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 15:05:41 -0800

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Tuesday, July 8th, 2008 3:44pm PDT - promote requested by CaptWillard.

By Farhad2000

Farhad2000 (http://farhad.videosift.com) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:45:13 -0700

*promote

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:45:13 -0700

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Saturday, November 22nd, 2008 3:05pm PST - promote requested by Farhad2000.

By vairetube

vairetube (http://www.videosift.com/member/vairetube) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 21:51:10 -0700

schmawy...awesome.

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://www.videosift.com/member/kronosposeidon) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:22:33 -0700

*brief

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Sun, 19 Apr 2009 22:22:33 -0700

This video has been flagged as being less than 1 minute in length - declared brief by kronosposeidon.

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Mon, 20 Apr 2009 04:42:50 -0700

Jeez, a guy has one Blankfistian episode and they never let you forget it. Thanks Farhad.

By Issykitty

Issykitty (http://issykitty.videosift.com) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:17:50 -0700

*reclaimvote LOL

By rasch187

rasch187 (http://rasch187.videosift.com) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:20:09 -0700

*promote. I know schmawy's proud of this vid, even if he won't admit it.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:20:09 -0700

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Sunday, April 19th, 2009 9:45pm PDT - promote requested by rasch187.

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 09:22:53 -0700

AAAgh! Rasch! Disgusting.

By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://gwiz665.videosift.com) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:02:41 -0700

No homo...

By inflatablevagina

inflatablevagina (http://sweaterkitten.videosift.com) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:28:52 -0700

i guess the real question is... which do you prefer Schmawy?

By honkeytonk73

honkeytonk73 (http://www.videosift.com/member/honkeytonk73) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 10:31:30 -0700

How many of these same guys do you think also find JEEEEESSUSS

By KamikazeCricket

KamikazeCricket (http://www.videosift.com/member/KamikazeCricket) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:05:59 -0700

eeeeeewwwwwwww! I'm guessing "jelly" and "syrup" are euphemisms for... something rather disgusting...

By Sarzy

Sarzy (http://sarzy.videosift.com) — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 13:10:02 -0700

^That never would have occurred to me. I think you just made this video more disturbing, if that's even possible.

By rebuilder

rebuilder (http://www.videosift.com/member/rebuilder) — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 09:59:23 -0700

"Toss my salad, let 'im eat me, you know... We straight!"

No sir, you not straight.

By inflatablevagina

inflatablevagina (http://sweaterkitten.videosift.com) — Thu, 03 Sep 2009 10:59:55 -0700

... this reminds me of a conversation i was having someone in prison the other day ...