Comments for "Perpetual Motion is finally real!" Video at VideoSift.com

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://www.videosift.com/member/kronosposeidon) — Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:55:51 -0800

I always knew those pointy-headed scienticians with their fancy diplomas and fancy book learnin' were wrong.

By smibbo

smibbo (http://www.videosift.com/member/smibbo) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:24:11 -0800

*requeue

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 15:24:12 -0800

Re-queueing this video for one more try; last queued Wednesday, November 7th, 2007 6:55am PST - requeue requested by submitter smibbo.

By CaBhaal

CaBhaal (http://www.videosift.com/member/CaBhaal) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 16:34:00 -0800

Someone finally found a use for cats!

By Issykitty

Issykitty (http://issykitty.videosift.com) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:23:32 -0800

Downvote for cruelty to animated cats...

By ant

ant (http://www.videosift.com/member/ant) — Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:52:08 -0800

Let's use Issykitty as the next candidate!

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://www.videosift.com/member/MarineGunrock) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:22:19 -0800

Heh - The tumbnail looks like it says "fart."
Also, rofl. *comedy

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 07:22:20 -0800

Adding video to channels (Comedy) - requested by MarineGunrock.

By looris

looris (http://www.videosift.com/member/looris) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 09:27:26 -0800

I was going to downvote because this is really nothing new.

But the train that meowed at the end prevents me from doing so, rotfl.

By jimnms

jimnms (http://www.videosift.com/member/jimnms) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:04:39 -0800

Why not just put jelly on both sides of the toast and spare the cats? Or strap two cats to each other's back, and feed the jelly'd toast to the poor and hungry.

By Tymbrwulf

Tymbrwulf (http://www.videosift.com/member/Tymbrwulf) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 10:36:56 -0800

Or feed the cats to the poor and hungry!

By fissionchips

fissionchips (http://fissionchips.videosift.com) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 12:55:30 -0800

Or use Jesus' sandals to create the next-generation hovercraft.

By quantumushroom

quantumushroom (http://www.videosift.com/member/quantumushroom) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 18:24:47 -0800

The cat's paws would have to placed upon the jelly side of the bread, since it's the cat's back and the non-jelly-sided bread that never hit the ground.

By smibbo

smibbo (http://www.videosift.com/member/smibbo) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 19:03:06 -0800

totally agreem QM

By Payback

Payback (http://www.videosift.com/member/Payback) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 20:42:39 -0800

In reply to this comment by quantumushroom:
The cat's paws would have to placed upon the jelly side of the bread, since it's the cat's back and the non-jelly-sided bread that never hit the ground.

Look at the vectors boys, that's the same thing. You are merely trying to implode the device, rather than tear it apart.

By quantumushroom

quantumushroom (http://www.videosift.com/member/quantumushroom) — Sun, 11 Nov 2007 21:12:31 -0800

Implode? Nonsense! I love cats!

By looris

looris (http://www.videosift.com/member/looris) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:57:53 -0800

or you could place jelly on bombs, so they drop down faster, increasing the damage.

every technology has a war-oriented application.

By looris

looris (http://www.videosift.com/member/looris) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 06:59:07 -0800

still, I think this perpetual motion thingie doesn't work: jelly would scatter around, thus diminishing its power until it fades away.

By Crazy-drummer

Crazy-drummer (http://www.videosift.com/member/Crazy-drummer) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 11:08:41 -0800

does plastic wrapped jelly keep it's special properties? you could the wrap plastic around the jelly/cat device to keep the jelly from escaping

By Payback

Payback (http://www.videosift.com/member/Payback) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 13:43:45 -0800

Unfortunately, encasing the gelatinous substance in a protective membrane negates the coronal attractive force by opposing the gelatinous-substance/rug-fiber matrix integration.

By guessandcheck

guessandcheck (http://www.videosift.com/member/guessandcheck) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:22:43 -0800

Unfortunately, encasing the gelatinous substance in a protective membrane negates the coronal attractive force by opposing the gelatinous-substance/rug-fiber matrix integration.

drat! what about blow drying the jelly into the cat, or kitten's fur? the fur may retain the baked in jelly crust enough to sustain the fall. that is, of course if the heat would still also retain it's said powers.

By guessandcheck

guessandcheck (http://www.videosift.com/member/guessandcheck) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 17:23:33 -0800

i must admit i may have taken this too far.

By choggie

choggie (http://www.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:26:26 -0800

So did the creators of this toon...*geek

By siftbot

siftbot (http://siftbot.videosift.com) — Mon, 12 Nov 2007 20:26:26 -0800

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By guessandcheck

guessandcheck (http://www.videosift.com/member/guessandcheck) — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 17:24:56 -0800

ignoring all requests by choggie.

siftbot's got it in for you choggster.