Comments for "How to respond when a girl says she has a boyfriend" Video at VideoSift.com

By EDD

EDD (http://www.videosift.com/member/EDD) — Tue, 29 Apr 2008 17:40:14 -0700

Good call. Good sift.

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Thu, 01 May 2008 11:57:23 -0700

I smell top 15

By Hominid

Hominid (http://www.videosift.com/member/Hominid) — Thu, 01 May 2008 12:16:13 -0700

Somebody needs to take action. If no one will, women will go around thinking it is alright to be both hot and not-available.

By Ramdust

Ramdust (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ramdust) — Thu, 01 May 2008 14:57:12 -0700

Lame. I submitted this earlier this week and was told it was a dupe, so I discarded it.

By Aemaeth

Aemaeth (http://www.videosift.com/member/Aemaeth) — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:25:27 -0700

>> ^Ramdust:
Lame. I submitted this earlier this week and was told it was a dupe, so I discarded it.

Ya, I did too. Ask EDD, we had fun trying to resurrect a discarded video. It is on the sift, but it's a shorter version.

By Hanns

Hanns (http://www.videosift.com/member/Hanns) — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:36:31 -0700

My personal favorite is when women feel the need to mention their boyfriend to guys who have no "romantic" interest in them. Because obviously any guy that talks to a female is hitting on her.

By legacy0100

legacy0100 (http://www.videosift.com/member/legacy0100) — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:34:41 -0700

^well, aren't they?

By laura

laura (http://laura.videosift.com) — Thu, 01 May 2008 19:34:47 -0700

yeah...there should never be any human decency interaction between sexes at all.

It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.

All women know that being nice to a guy means you want them, and that then mentioning your boyfriend means you are a bitch and deserve being punished. Right?

Ha! What sucks for this guy is that just as he was, for example, kicking that one chick's dog...perhaps just after she said the word "boyfriend" and just before he said "fuck you"...she was drawing a breath to say "we share. He has a redhead upstairs now and I was just strolling looking for someone like you...they're waiting...wanna come up?"

Just sayin'.

By sometimes

sometimes (http://www.videosift.com/member/sometimes) — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:23:46 -0700

So I'm guessing that Blankfist told Choggie that he already has a boyfriend.
http://www.videosift.com/video/A-Special-Highbrow-Video-For-Choggie

By Ramdust

Ramdust (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ramdust) — Thu, 01 May 2008 20:57:42 -0700

>> ^Aemaeth:
>> ^Ramdust:
Lame. I submitted this earlier this week and was told it was a dupe, so I discarded it.

Ya, I did too. Ask EDD, we had fun trying to resurrect a discarded video. It is on the sift, but it's a shorter version.

Yeah, but mine was full length and higher quality than this Break embed...

By Xax

Xax (http://www.videosift.com/member/Xax) — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:09:15 -0700

LMAO at the very end... punt-punt!

By videosiftbannedme

videosiftbannedme (http://www.videosift.com/member/videosiftbannedme) — Thu, 01 May 2008 21:44:08 -0700

With all respect to the women on this site, this is fucking awesome. More men should do this instead of being led by their dicks all the time.

By JAPR

JAPR (http://www.videosift.com/member/JAPR) — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:10:50 -0700

Pup punting is always awesome.

By MycroftHomlz

MycroftHomlz (http://www.videosift.com/member/MycroftHomlz) — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:29:25 -0700

Hi laura...How you doing?

>> ^laura:
yeah...there should never be any human decency interaction between sexes at all.

It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her.

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Fri, 02 May 2008 07:40:31 -0700

>> ^Hanns:
My personal favorite is when women feel the need to mention their boyfriend to guys who have no "romantic" interest in them. Because obviously any guy that talks to a female is hitting on her.

Every guy is at least partially trying
>> ^laura:
yeah...there should never be any human decency interaction between sexes at all.

It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.

All women know that being nice to a guy means you want them, and that then mentioning your boyfriend means you are a bitch and deserve being punished. Right?

Ha! What sucks for this guy is that just as he was, for example, kicking that one chick's dog...perhaps just after she said the word "boyfriend" and just before he said "fuck you"...she was drawing a breath to say "we share. He has a redhead upstairs now and I was just strolling looking for someone like you...they're waiting...wanna come up?"

Just sayin'.

Is that how it works in your household?

By laura

laura (http://laura.videosift.com) — Fri, 02 May 2008 09:35:40 -0700

I'm not talking to any of you. I have a boyfriend.
*waits to be banned from Videosift*

By shuac

shuac (http://www.videosift.com/member/shuac) — Fri, 02 May 2008 11:53:03 -0700

I love that he kicks that second dog just for, well, kicks.

By Krupo

Krupo (http://krupo.videosift.com) — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:06:52 -0700

Um, *howto... and *catsanddogs

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Fri, 02 May 2008 14:06:55 -0700

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By quantumushroom

quantumushroom (http://www.videosift.com/member/quantumushroom) — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:10:16 -0700

It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.

You're half right.

By laura

laura (http://laura.videosift.com) — Fri, 02 May 2008 15:46:32 -0700

>> ^quantumushroom:
It should always be assumed that any man who talks to a woman wants to have sex with her, and that if she even says one word back she wants it too, right then.

You're half right.

You talkin' to me?
hahahahahahahahahahahaha

By choggie

choggie (http://www.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:13:20 -0700

That's rich laura-side-splitter action, sister!-lmaoa*smd
*spilled my drink

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qm already got a room.....

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:13:29 -0700

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By escape421521

escape421521 (http://www.videosift.com/member/escape421521) — Fri, 02 May 2008 16:57:30 -0700

I don't blame that guy at all. High School, after 3 years w/o a girlfriend, (a fact only included to help you understand how fuckin' annoying this is to me) there's this girl I had met, we shared common interests (The NY Times, Mock Trial, and we had a class together. Shut up. High School.) So after getting her number, and asking her out to ethopian (Another shared interest) we're having a great time and I'm all "woah I'm chatting up a girl BUT SUCCESSFULLY!" So we're doing pretty well, and I've paid for the entire check, she mentions that she's not living w/ her parents anymore. I say, "Oh, so where are you living?"
And she responds, "In New York. With a few gay guys and my boyfriend."
The worst part was, she kept on hinting that she was going to break up w/ the guy, cause he was doing study abroad. Even when he did, and she didn't I still pined after the girl for MONTHS!
Fuckin' High School

By Aemaeth

Aemaeth (http://www.videosift.com/member/Aemaeth) — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:25:14 -0700

Wow, I feel like I'm back in high school after reading that last post. You need some closure, dude.

By MaxWilder

MaxWilder (http://www.videosift.com/member/MaxWilder) — Fri, 02 May 2008 18:44:20 -0700

Arg. Attempting to resist explaining... attempt failed.

This is what every guy *wishes* he would have done instead of being nice to that bitch who led him on for a night or even days before dropping the big "I've got a boyfriend" or "I'm married" or "I only have two weeks to live". Logically, these women bring up their relationships quite early in the conversation, which seems appropriate, but that's really not early enough. There really needs to be some sort of visual indicator, like a badge, or a shaved head.

And the puppy punt really put the button on it.

By Don_Juan

Don_Juan (http://00ffff.videosift.com) — Fri, 02 May 2008 19:38:07 -0700

Humans. Males and females and both? The guy had an agenda which was to connect with her human to human, and then to "trash" her. Clearly his sole purpose was to abuse/hurt a female human. Why? My first guess would be fear. Fear that he might actually have to perform. according to his dominating stereotype, appropriately. I would guess those acts were his cautious probes into external reality. Unfortunately, he did not realize that there are no stereotypes, there are simply what is in the now moment.

By choggie

choggie (http://www.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Fri, 02 May 2008 21:07:49 -0700

Here, here, mustapha-That's the uneasy jag that haunts this bit of overplayed gaggage-once is enough, but like a tired horse she's forced to bear the load another beleaguered mile, straining for a laugh as easy to swallow as the first-....

By jwray

jwray (http://jwray.videosift.com) — Fri, 02 May 2008 23:20:29 -0700

>> ^laura:
I'm not talking to any of you. I have a boyfriend.
waits to be banned from Videosift

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s

By MycroftHomlz

MycroftHomlz (http://www.videosift.com/member/MycroftHomlz) — Sat, 03 May 2008 06:53:56 -0700

Sounds like time for plan B...

Well hello there, dystopianfuturetoday. Lookin' lovely today.

By HadouKen24

HadouKen24 (http://www.videosift.com/member/HadouKen24) — Sat, 03 May 2008 07:51:41 -0700

That man kicking the dog, my friends, is Matthew Holness, the comedic genius behind Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. One more example of how ugly British men are so much funnier than American comedians.

By swampgirl

swampgirl (http://swampgirl.videosift.com) — Sat, 03 May 2008 07:55:50 -0700

The Jane Austin-era nod was great.

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Sat, 03 May 2008 09:55:10 -0700

>> ^HadouKen24:
That man kicking the dog, my friends, is Matthew Holness, the comedic genius behind Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. One more example of how ugly British men are so much funnier than American comedians.

HEY! Us American men can be ugly too!

By BicycleRepairMan

BicycleRepairMan (http://bicyclerepairman.videosift.com) — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:04:23 -0700

How come this isnt in any channels?
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By BicycleRepairMan

BicycleRepairMan (http://bicyclerepairman.videosift.com) — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:06:19 -0700

Stupid tincan, nevermind then.

By Krupo

Krupo (http://krupo.videosift.com) — Sat, 03 May 2008 10:49:01 -0700

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By Aemaeth

Aemaeth (http://www.videosift.com/member/Aemaeth) — Sat, 03 May 2008 11:24:16 -0700

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By jwray

jwray (http://jwray.videosift.com) — Sat, 03 May 2008 12:21:19 -0700

LOL, look what happens when you try to downvote siftbot!

By Zonbie

Zonbie (http://www.videosift.com/member/Zonbie) — Sat, 03 May 2008 13:06:39 -0700

omg, its Cybernet all over again! Lucky! Pull the plug on sifty!!!

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By joedirt

joedirt (http://www.videosift.com/member/joedirt) — Sun, 04 May 2008 07:55:52 -0700

longest siftbot post ever (actually I could make it longer and it wasn't a challenge statement).

By thepinky

thepinky (http://www.videosift.com/member/thepinky) — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 00:26:08 -0700

HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THAT THIS VIDEO ISN'T FUNNY AT ALL? Really. It isn't funny. And I don't think it has anything to do with the fact that I'm a girl. It just isn't even funny. A big downvote.

By Ryjkyj

Ryjkyj (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:49:36 -0700

Really? I think it's incredibly funny.