Comments for "Goose VS. Man on a boat with his dog" Video at VideoSift.com

By critttter

critttter (http://www.videosift.com/member/critttter) — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:50:28 -0700

What a nice doggie - didn't chomp the goose's neck.

By Zonbie

Zonbie (http://www.videosift.com/member/Zonbie) — Wed, 07 May 2008 07:16:18 -0700

HA! HA! HA! Thats one pissed off goose...

Goose found to have played GTA IV!

That explains everything...

By Kevlar

Kevlar (http://www.videosift.com/member/Kevlar) — Wed, 07 May 2008 09:22:02 -0700

It's not often you get to see a good First Person Goose Choker (FPGC) film. Kudos.

...And was anyone else reminded of the T-1000 chasing the car in Terminator 2?

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Thu, 08 May 2008 13:54:30 -0700

it's just one of those scenes that if viewed from shore, one would have to re-evaluate humans' actual position in the "pecking order" (no pun intended)

By BillOreilly

BillOreilly (http://www.videosift.com/member/BillOreilly) — Thu, 08 May 2008 14:33:07 -0700

those chemicals they put on golf courses have interesting side effects

By budzos

budzos (http://www.videosift.com/member/budzos) — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:02:20 -0700

I love how at the end he zooms away under power for like 200 yards and then we see the goose gas himself out beyond striking range. That's one pissed off goose! Oh and I love Labs. Such nice lil' doogies.

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:07:44 -0700

This is *comedy gold!

That bird reminds me of my ex-wife. Except she would be the one choking me.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:07:44 -0700

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By gorgonheap

gorgonheap (http://www.videosift.com/member/gorgonheap) — Thu, 08 May 2008 15:17:20 -0700

This explains the disturbing trend of more Canadian geese coming into the U.S. and carrying out anti-canine hate crimes. It's sick I tell ya.

By adamwsmith6580

adamwsmith6580 (http://www.videosift.com/member/adamwsmith6580) — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:34:07 -0700

>> ^Kevlar:
It's not often you get to see a good First Person Goose Choker (FPGC) film. Kudos.

...And was anyone else reminded of the T-1000 chasing the car in Terminator 2?

Ha ha ha, totally.

Geese are horrible creatures. The only animal I really dislike. I had a long running battle with one bastard on a farm where i lived. every time i came in for work this fucker would start hissing and flapping at me. this got extremely irritating after a couple of weeks.

When Christmas came around I kept dropping hints about how cruelly christmas turkeys are treated... and how delicious geese are.

Still, the bastard was still going strong when i left.

By doogle

doogle (http://www.videosift.com/member/doogle) — Thu, 08 May 2008 16:55:13 -0700

I'm surprised the guy held onto the camera the whole time.

I woulda either whapped the goose against the ground and have dinner - or throw it behind the boat engine.

By xxovercastxx

xxovercastxx (http://www.videosift.com/member/xxovercastxx) — Thu, 08 May 2008 17:21:27 -0700

In my experience, Canadian geese are always this pissed off. Some years ago one of them went after a friend of mine while he was sitting in his car with the windows down. His solution was to punch the thing in the head. It backed down a little after that.

By ChosenOne

ChosenOne (http://www.videosift.com/member/ChosenOne) — Thu, 08 May 2008 20:08:38 -0700

I've got an idea for a nintendo wii game...

By jmd

jmd (http://www.videosift.com/member/jmd) — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:07:00 -0700

hehehe, maaaan that would have been one dead goose if he nipped at my dog. Hes become a little tame in his years now but, hes an american bulldog, and hell take a bite if he dosnt like it.

Nice example to about how resilient the neck of a goose is. One of the reasons hunting geese is a PITA, you use buck shot, but you dont want to hit the chest otherwise youll be picking pieces of led/metal out of your meal. So you have to try and break its neck with a shot. Easier said then done.

By grinter

grinter (http://www.videosift.com/member/grinter) — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:22:31 -0700

It's baby goose season... I saw the cutest little goslings on my way to work today.

By AceOfKidneys

AceOfKidneys (http://www.videosift.com/member/AceOfKidneys) — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:26:12 -0700

BREAK ITS FUCKING NECK! LEARN ABOUT EVOLUTION.

By SDGundamX

SDGundamX (http://www.videosift.com/member/SDGundamX) — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:40:15 -0700

I'm fascinated by how the bird was so fixated on the dog that it completely ignored the human that had his hands wrapped around its neck. Yes geese can be mean, and I've seen them go after little kids before, but to just plain ignore a human that clearly could kill it at any second? That's nuts. Can geese get rabies? Or some form of mad bird disease? I don't know how else to explain that behavior. Maybe * eia?

By HadouKen24

HadouKen24 (http://www.videosift.com/member/HadouKen24) — Thu, 08 May 2008 22:56:28 -0700

Yeesh. That guy was a lot nicer to the goose than I would have been. Second or third time it went for my dog, I would have been swinging it around by the neck and bashing it into things. After that, let's just say that I'd probably want to break out the rotisserie.

By chilaxe

chilaxe (http://www.videosift.com/member/chilaxe) — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:23:25 -0700

>> ^Zonbie:
HA! HA! HA! Thats one pissed off goose...

Goose found to have played GTA IV!

That explains everything...

That guy's just lucky he didn't get boat-jacked.

By jwray

jwray (http://jwray.videosift.com) — Fri, 09 May 2008 02:28:59 -0700

*NSFW lots of cussing

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Fri, 09 May 2008 02:28:59 -0700

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By maatc

maatc (http://maatc.videosift.com) — Fri, 09 May 2008 03:21:00 -0700

Maybe the goose just had some convincing intel about WMD´s on the boat?

By MycroftHomlz

MycroftHomlz (http://www.videosift.com/member/MycroftHomlz) — Fri, 09 May 2008 07:32:10 -0700

it probably had a nest nearby.

By dpedro

dpedro (http://www.videosift.com/member/dpedro) — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:20:29 -0700

Can you say, boat oar to the head???

By lucidgroove

lucidgroove (http://www.videosift.com/member/lucidgroove) — Fri, 09 May 2008 09:41:06 -0700

psycho goose

By Jordass

Jordass (http://www.videosift.com/member/Jordass) — Fri, 09 May 2008 11:53:54 -0700

What a panzy dog. Did you see the hair in the birds mouth that it ripped off that dog? Come on Gabby defend yourself. Ive been attacked by those before by just walking to close to the water. Very territorial. Swans are worse, one bit the tip of my brothers finger off when it attacked. I got a stick and tried to beat it away then the cops came to try and arrest me for animal cruelty while my brother was looking for the rest of his fucking finger. Damn birds

By deathcow

deathcow (http://www.videosift.com/member/deathcow) — Fri, 09 May 2008 12:39:06 -0700

LOL it's like playing a customized version of Doom with a Goose Weapon

By JAPR

JAPR (http://www.videosift.com/member/JAPR) — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:31:47 -0700

I would have lost my patience and killed the goose if that was me.

By notarobot

notarobot (http://www.videosift.com/member/notarobot) — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:57:14 -0700

Where's a Nintendo Light Gun when you need it?

By notarobot

notarobot (http://www.videosift.com/member/notarobot) — Fri, 09 May 2008 13:59:39 -0700

By xxovercastxx

xxovercastxx (http://www.videosift.com/member/xxovercastxx) — Fri, 09 May 2008 14:47:48 -0700

>> ^SDGundamX:
Can geese get rabies?

Nein. Rabies is a mammalian disease.

>> ^notarobot:
Where's a Nintendo Light Gun when you need it?

Where's a "http://" when you need it?

By mt256

mt256 (http://www.videosift.com/member/mt256) — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:45:41 -0700

Geese:1
Humans:0

By Baera

Baera (http://www.videosift.com/member/Baera) — Fri, 09 May 2008 18:57:35 -0700

holy shit

By ant

ant (http://www.videosift.com/member/ant) — Fri, 09 May 2008 19:17:45 -0700

>> ^Zonbie:
HA! HA! HA! Thats one pissed off goose...

Goose found to have played GTA IV!

That explains everything...

Get Jack Thompson!

By Krupo

Krupo (http://krupo.videosift.com) — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:42:59 -0700

*actionpack and *Canada? YES OH YES! I told him he shouldn't have eaten all its eggs.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Fri, 09 May 2008 21:43:00 -0700

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By arsenault185

arsenault185 (http://arsenault185.videosift.com) — Fri, 09 May 2008 22:35:37 -0700

*nochannel. Pretty sure this hill billy doesn't live in Canada. I never heard him say "eh". The goose being a Canadian Goose doesn't count. *catsanddogs, *wtf, *actionpack, *comedy, *nature

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Fri, 09 May 2008 22:35:46 -0700

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By Eklek

Eklek (http://eklek.videosift.com) — Sat, 10 May 2008 02:58:13 -0700

Talking about tenacity..

Don't be to hard on geese, one day they saved Rome..
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domestic_goose#Geese_in_fiction_and_myth

@Krupo
yes I wonder what happened before he started videotaping..

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:16:39 -0700

I say it's Canadian, because it's a *Canada goose, also called Canadian goose. Good enough for me, eh.

If the geese of the Great White North are all like that, no wonder Canadians need universal health care.

By siftbot

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By deathcow

deathcow (http://www.videosift.com/member/deathcow) — Sat, 10 May 2008 13:53:54 -0700

*facesOfDeath *gooseTalk

By Bakalex

Bakalex (http://www.videosift.com/member/Bakalex) — Sat, 10 May 2008 16:40:15 -0700

Guess why whisky factories are guarded by hords of geese ...

But, I'm curious about one thing : Does this volatile should win against an honey-badger ? ( http://www.videosift.com/video/Honey-Badger-The-Most-Fearless-Animal-on-Earth )

By choggie

choggie (http://www.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Sat, 10 May 2008 22:25:53 -0700

damn...rome Total War should have some flaming geeses....those and the pigs and the elephants would be useless.....Rome fucked up!! They shoulda lit them gooses......