Comments for "Flying Penis Disrupts Meeting--your day could be worse . . ." Video at VideoSift.com

By Fedquip

Fedquip (http://fedquip.videosift.com) — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:50:02 -0700

That is Garry Kasparov, more about the incident here

Kasparov, considered by many to be the greatest chess player of all time, accused Russia's rulers of creating a "feudal fiefdom" and lambasted mainstream opposition parties such as Yabloko and SPS, which did not attend the assembly.

As Kasparov spoke a toy penis with wings buzzed across the hall and around him. It was not clear who was behind the stunt.

Similar incidents mounted by Kremlin-backed youth groups were frequent during Kasparov's uphill campaign against the Kremlin in the run-up to parliamentary elections in December and Medvedev's controversial election in March.

By dystopianfuturetoday

dystopianfuturetoday (http://dft.videosift.com) — Mon, 19 May 2008 11:56:43 -0700

Talk about a cock block.

By sbchapm

sbchapm (http://www.videosift.com/member/sbchapm) — Mon, 19 May 2008 17:44:31 -0700

*promote

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Mon, 19 May 2008 17:44:31 -0700

Self promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Monday, May 19th, 2008 9:24am PDT - promote requested by original submitter sbchapm.

By fissionchips

fissionchips (http://fissionchips.videosift.com) — Mon, 19 May 2008 18:35:42 -0700

Kasparov (translated): "I think we have to be thankful for the opposition's demonstration of the level of discourse we need to anticipate. Also, apparently most of their arguments are located beneath the belt."

Longer segment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dq_-Gf9rXhE

By fissionchips

fissionchips (http://fissionchips.videosift.com) — Mon, 19 May 2008 18:37:38 -0700

*politics of course

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Mon, 19 May 2008 18:37:38 -0700

Adding video to channels (Politics) - requested by fissionchips.

By NinjaFish

NinjaFish (http://www.videosift.com/member/NinjaFish) — Mon, 19 May 2008 19:50:59 -0700

wow. flying penises. whats next?

By blutruth

blutruth (http://www.videosift.com/member/blutruth) — Mon, 19 May 2008 21:11:19 -0700

You had me at helicockter!

By sl666

sl666 (http://www.videosift.com/member/sl666) — Tue, 20 May 2008 00:50:00 -0700

dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/Sex-Toy-Helicopter-Interrupts-Speech

By sbchapm

sbchapm (http://www.videosift.com/member/sbchapm) — Tue, 20 May 2008 04:58:07 -0700

Actually, that ^ is a dupe of this one I'm pretty sure.

By Trancecoach

Trancecoach (http://www.videosift.com/member/Trancecoach) — Tue, 20 May 2008 06:11:07 -0700

Although, I'm sure the U.S. has bigger dicks in government, the Russian's have always surpassed our helicopter technology.

(BTW, if you just look at the photo (rather than the video), the tall goofy-looking guy in the middle appears to be wearing a propeller dick hat.)

Back in the 70s, the Russians regularly flew squadrons of their giant Swinging Cod bombers, as well as their supersonic fighter penises, the Mig 10.5, nicknamed the Rammer, at our borders. Fighter jets from bases in Freebeaver, Alaska would intercept the intruders at the border, preventing penetration of our airspace.

The Russians, in headlong and ill-advised fiscal irresponsibility, also developed some flops, such as the Mig 2.2, nicknamed the Flaccid, and the superfast and super-unreliable two-man deep penetration bomber, nicknamed The Clap because anyone who flew it suffered from painful urination for many days after the flight.

In an ever-advancing thrust for technological supremacy over the Rooskies, as did Spurtnik in its day, Americans have excelled in its miniaturization efforts and lead most developments in the field. Our "Peckinator" surveillance device, made by the Lockheed Teledildonics Division, is slightly larger than a housefly and emits a barely audible buzzing noise when in operation. The Russian's best effort so far is demonstrated in the video above.

Larger is not always better.

By maatc

maatc (http://maatc.videosift.com) — Tue, 20 May 2008 07:11:06 -0700

>> ^sl666:
dupe of http://www.videosift.com/video/Sex-Toy-Helicopter-Interrupts-Speech

Since I guess this one will stay, could you swap in the embed from break?
The one here is not working for me somehow...

Also are there any russian speakers here who can translate what his reply to this incident was?

By dw1117

dw1117 (http://www.videosift.com/member/dw1117) — Tue, 20 May 2008 07:16:07 -0700

Yeah change the embed and fix your tags, I duped it because I didn't search under "peniscopter" (stupid me).
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sex-Toy-Helicopter-Interrupts-Speech

By sbchapm

sbchapm (http://www.videosift.com/member/sbchapm) — Tue, 20 May 2008 08:50:32 -0700

===crickets===

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Tue, 20 May 2008 14:37:08 -0700

Tags for this video have been changed from 'peniscopter, helicockter, smackdown, penis, kasparov' to 'peniscopter, helicockter, smackdown, penis, kasparov, dildo' - edited by kulpims

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Thu, 22 May 2008 12:35:01 -0700

Trouble here Also, it seems like this guy is protected like the president, what with body guards jumping in front
to stop the flying penis missile.

By Zonbie

Zonbie (http://zonbie.videosift.com) — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:41:30 -0700

Aw no! I think Mr Garrison is looking for that...

*wtf!

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Thu, 22 May 2008 13:41:30 -0700

Adding video to channels (Wtf) - requested by Zonbie.

By quantumushroom

quantumushroom (http://www.videosift.com/member/quantumushroom) — Thu, 22 May 2008 20:44:34 -0700

I see the flying f*ck. Where's the rolling donut?

By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://www.videosift.com/member/gwiz665) — Thu, 22 May 2008 21:10:27 -0700

Either * dead or *blocked.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Thu, 22 May 2008 21:10:27 -0700

This video has been flagged as having an embed that is Region Blocked to not function in certain geographical locations - declared blocked by gwiz665.

By jmd

jmd (http://www.videosift.com/member/jmd) — Fri, 23 May 2008 00:03:14 -0700

not as funny as the original.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Attack-of-the-Flying-Dongs

By rgroom1

rgroom1 (http://www.videosift.com/member/rgroom1) — Fri, 23 May 2008 06:37:46 -0700

i think the flight of the valkyrie should be fit in here somewhere

By ridesallyridenc

ridesallyridenc (http://www.videosift.com/member/ridesallyridenc) — Fri, 23 May 2008 08:30:58 -0700

Upvote for tags. Helicockter!! HA!

By calvados

calvados (http://www.videosift.com/member/calvados) — Fri, 23 May 2008 09:26:53 -0700

Neither dead nor blocked in Canada anyway.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Fri, 23 May 2008 10:27:49 -0700

Tags for this video have been changed from 'peniscopter, helicockter, smackdown, penis, kasparov, dildo' to 'peniscopter, helicockter, smackdown, penis, kasparov, dildo, russia' - edited by jwray

By AnimalsForCrackers

AnimalsForCrackers (http://www.videosift.com/member/AnimalsForCrackers) — Fri, 23 May 2008 12:13:21 -0700

A case of real life imitating Second Life.

By moodonia

moodonia (http://www.videosift.com/member/moodonia) — Fri, 23 May 2008 13:51:01 -0700

I too searched for this vid before trying to submit it, but because of the "joke" search tags it wouldnt show up. Those tags can be funny but they are making videosift dire when it comes to tracking down videos.

By randomize

randomize (http://www.videosift.com/member/randomize) — Fri, 23 May 2008 15:23:28 -0700

Where is this blocked from? Cause it's all good in the Northern Land.

By MycroftHomlz

MycroftHomlz (http://www.videosift.com/member/MycroftHomlz) — Sat, 24 May 2008 17:22:23 -0700

Here is a much better version.

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HbGN4ZihSes&hl=en"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HbGN4ZihSes&hl=en" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

And I think it is not blocked.

By sbchapm

sbchapm (http://www.videosift.com/member/sbchapm) — Sun, 25 May 2008 22:01:53 -0700

Thank you Mycroft, I changed it. I should have fixed it up earlier; sorry for the confusing tags also. I just figured Penis and Flying would work in the title.