Comments for "Fast Car, Small Penis Campaign" Video at VideoSift.com

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:55:03 -0800

*comedy

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:55:04 -0800

Adding video to channels (Comedy) - requested by MarineGunrock.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:55:49 -0800

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Australia, New South Wales, RTA, fast car' to 'Australia, New South Wales, RTA, fast car, speeding, The fast and the field mouse' - edited by MarineGunrock

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Tue, 11 Dec 2007 12:07:21 -0800

I walk everywhere...what's that mean?

...other than the fact that I'm poor.

By bamdrew

bamdrew (http://www.videosift.com/member/bamdrew) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:38:14 -0800

I very slowly drive a car predominantly made of plastic... so I got that going for me.

By deathcow

deathcow (http://www.videosift.com/member/deathcow) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 00:49:30 -0800

I need at least 500 horsepower and four wheel drive to even be able to transport such an enormous penis from place to place. Even if I attempted to brake for these lovely ladies, the inertial energy of my package alone would have me skidding on all four wheels. Thats why I use a five point harness for me, and another one for my gear. I've got a penis related restriction code on my drivers license, limiting me to suitable roads and bridges.

By persephone

persephone (http://www.videosift.com/member/persephone) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 05:42:08 -0800

^Is it as long as your new telescope?

By gorgonheap

gorgonheap (http://www.videosift.com/member/gorgonheap) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 08:44:34 -0800

"I walk everywhere...what's that mean?"

That you need fast shoes.

By deathcow

deathcow (http://www.videosift.com/member/deathcow) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 10:32:27 -0800

> ^Is it as long as your new telescope?

Not sure, someones got to run down there and hold the tape measure.

By Sketch

Sketch (http://www.videosift.com/member/Sketch) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 11:03:07 -0800

Or a third shoe for your third leg?

By Drachen_Jager

Drachen_Jager (http://www.videosift.com/member/Drachen_Jager) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:15:00 -0800

A friend of mine (hot girl) in high school and I were crossing an intersection once, there was a balding 20'sish guy sitting in his t-roof white camaro, as we passed by she yelled at him "Nice car, too bad about the penis!"

By persephone

persephone (http://www.videosift.com/member/persephone) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:40:37 -0800

I understand the motivation for making a video aimed at young male drivers. Australian roads are full of young guys hooning around, usually in hotted-up cars and it's particularly bad when they drag around suburban streets. Serious accidents are most predominant involving male drivers aged between 17 and late twenties, so it's a real problem. I don't like the approach they've taken here, though.

There's already a war between the sexes. A video where mostly women are ridiculing these guys by making the small dick sign, I feel, would only fuel the flames of disrespect and stereotyping that occurs between men and women. I doubt this kind of ridicule would have any positive effect on macho behaviour, in fact I wouldn't be surprised if it had an opposite effect.

By sirex

sirex (http://www.videosift.com/member/sirex) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 05:24:11 -0800

does make me laugh when these young (usually male) drivers go along with thumping music driving like utter fools, and their music is so loud they cant hear the insults everyone they drive past is muttering about how pathetic they are.

By Doc_M

Doc_M (http://docm.videosift.com) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:30:11 -0800

Clever, but for all those old ladies driving 35 in a 45 zone, is there a hand sign for huge sloppy vagina?

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:32:41 -0800

@deathcow: It's usually the ones that talk about how big it is that have the size "issue". Not saying that you do, but it is a red flag to the ladies so you might wanna keep that talk on the dl IRL.

I wonder if there's an actual scientific study done linking the propensity to drive fast (or other adrenaline rushes) to penis size. Sometimes that same "small penis" link is attributed to guys with large pickup trucks or guys with nice cars, or souped up rides. Pretty much if you don't drive a beat down car (or a 68 Cadillac Coupe DeVille) you run the risk of being thought of as having a small penis.

By Dignant_Pink

Dignant_Pink (http://www.videosift.com/member/Dignant_Pink) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:37:11 -0800

its a lose/lose situation, rottenseed. got a big package, gotta drive a shitty car. got a nice car, people think you got a small package.

By Quboid

Quboid (http://www.videosift.com/member/Quboid) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 15:49:25 -0800

Fucking lame. Young guys drive fast to impress people maybe but that doesn't have anything to do with the size of what's in their pants. Same goes for things like expensive cars, generally people buy expensive cars because they have something huge down there - their wallet. When I hear someone comment that so and so must have a small dick because they have a sports car, I just hear jealousy.

Idiots driving quickly are a danger to themselves, to others and worst of all, to my insurance premiums as I am stuck in their category so I have no love for these people, but do they have small dicks? Grow up. They want to feel good and get laid and it probably works from time to time.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 18:32:54 -0800

Persephone and Quboid need to smoke some weed and just chill out. It's a funny video, nothing more.

By sl666

sl666 (http://www.videosift.com/member/sl666) — Thu, 13 Dec 2007 20:20:18 -0800

the pisstake versions on youtube are much better.

- as a side note, this add campaign (and the resulting gesture) has incited at least one gesture-ee to assault the gesture-er.

By chilaxe

chilaxe (http://www.videosift.com/member/chilaxe) — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 01:10:52 -0800

"...is there a hand sign for huge sloppy vagina?"

A video I saw in a sociology class showed different ways to say "whore" in different cultures, including a gesture done in some parts of Latin America with the hands put together in front of one's crotch with thumbs touching at the top and fingers touching at the bottom, to construct a make-shift "large vagina".

I guess gender jokes cut both ways.

By Quboid

Quboid (http://www.videosift.com/member/Quboid) — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 11:00:48 -0800

MarineGunrock, you can't get weed where I live! The whole town is on edge. Seriously.

By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://www.videosift.com/member/gwiz665) — Sun, 16 Dec 2007 10:08:13 -0800

Of course, the "small dick" is not to be taken literally. When young people drive like jackasses (and hell, I've driven like a bonehead tons of times) and play music that blow your socks off from a mile away (never done that, though), they are clearly empowered by their control of the vehicle. When people feel a need to do this - and for some reason it's almost always guys - it's to make up for some sort of "lack" or inadequacy. The penis is always easy to point out, beacuse EVERYONE is self-conscious about those particular appendages. It could easily be lack of a father/mother figure, being shy in general or well, not performing in sports, sex or any combination of the two (pole-vault is the preferred combo..)

as for "...is there a hand sign for huge sloppy vagina?"
try putting your hands together and slamming your elbows against each other.

By maatc

maatc (http://maatc.videosift.com) — Thu, 08 May 2008 07:48:59 -0700

*downunder

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By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Thu, 07 Aug 2008 13:16:06 -0700

*wheels

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