Comments for "Dunno How, but MarineGunrock Eats a Sandwich in 2 Minutes!!!" Video at VideoSift.com

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 20:11:06 -0800

Freakin' amazing title, tags and description. I doff my hat to you, sir.

God, I'm so epically mediocre.

By lucky760

lucky760 (http://lucky760.videosift.com) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 20:55:36 -0800

Updated with the perfect soundtrack.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 20:59:20 -0800

*findthumb

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 20:59:27 -0800

A different thumbnail image for this video could not be found for findthumb request by MarineGunrock.

By Guardian-X

Guardian-X (http://www.videosift.com/member/Guardian-X) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 21:45:48 -0800

Reshoot it with a cat playing the drums and Ron Paul chilling on the recliner and you'll nail 300 votes.

By my15minutes

my15minutes (http://my15minutes.videosift.com) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:11:50 -0800

*lmfahs

By Krupo

Krupo (http://krupo.videosift.com) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:48:36 -0800

I'm troubled - I didn't think I'd be picturing mg/KA without like an M16 slung on his shoulder or something. Upvote anyway.

By Krupo

Krupo (http://krupo.videosift.com) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:49:34 -0800

Seeing as how this rising star video is destined for the top 15, I'm hitching it to the *woohoo channel for various reasons.

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:49:34 -0800

Adding video to channels (Woohoo) - requested by Krupo.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:53:48 -0800

*Bravo, I say! Bravo!

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:53:48 -0800

Adding video to channels (Bravo) - requested by MarineGunrock.

By arsenault185

arsenault185 (http://arsenault185.videosift.com) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 22:56:00 -0800

This is the pinnacle of your your existence. I don't see how you could ever top a feat such as this.

By Krupo

Krupo (http://krupo.videosift.com) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:08:41 -0800

LOL, I reloaded this video and saw the "Bravo" channel added while listening to this: http://www.videosift.com/video/World-of-Warcraft-is-serious-business

And just laaaaughed...

Watch both at the same time. It's as if you're being coached on eating a sandwich.

By karaidl

karaidl (http://www.videosift.com/member/karaidl) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:47:12 -0800

But now everything else in your life is gonna suck in comparison... marriage, first born child, the discovery of the function of the male nipple... it's all... meaningless...

By Kuga

Kuga (http://www.videosift.com/member/Kuga) — Sat, 09 Feb 2008 23:50:05 -0800

Now, if it'd been 2 MREs (Meals Rejected by Ethiopians) in 2 minutes, I'd have been impressed. Those cracker things are impossible to chow down without water, lol.

By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://www.videosift.com/member/gwiz665) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:24:30 -0800

There have been many mediocre epics on the sift, but this is by far the mediocre'est. I congratulate you sir, on a fine job with that sandwich. Many before have tried and failed, but this was carried out in a fashion only the US military could have trained you in.

You could run for president with such an amazing feat - you fed the hungry - Jesus did that, you're the modern-day Jesus! Think about that.

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 00:40:23 -0800

welllllllll done! parody at it's finest. Even the subtleties of a misappropriated "woohoo" channel.

By Issykitty

Issykitty (http://issykitty.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 03:51:39 -0800

Well done, MG. Sandwich eating at its finest!

By choggie

choggie (http://www.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 05:47:26 -0800

Still *REM from the corps...wait'll all yer chair-warming catches up to your metabolism there, camp Lejeune....welcome home, Marine!!!

*relentless eating machine

By arsenault185

arsenault185 (http://arsenault185.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:09:41 -0800

Oh my god. I just came to a major epiphany... People are going to see this and think its me....... God I'm fucked. Now people are going to think IM this mediocre, and I worked hard to rise above mediocrity. Now I'm slightly above mediocre. All thats ruined now, thanks to you.

Does anyone know if theres a way to "un-twin" yourself?

By arsenault185

arsenault185 (http://arsenault185.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:12:23 -0800

Oh yeah... Did anyone else see him check his watch to make sure he was on schedule? Classic.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:47:47 -0800

Copied comment from Thylan on source video of parody; that shows how truly mediocre that video was.

"A few related sifts, which i havent watched yet, but indicate the mediocrity already mentioned:

Nose:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Michel-Gondry-solves-a-mini-Rubiks-cube-with-his-nose
Feet:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Solving-Rubiks-Cube-with-Feet
Two at once:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Solving-Two-Rubiks-Cubes-at-the-Same-Time

And from this sifts related we have:
HowTo:
http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-solve-a-Rubiks-Cube-1
Automated:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Automated-LEGO-Rubiks-cube-solver
Computer solving one:
http://www.videosift.com/video/CV-Rubik-Computer-sees-Rubiks-cube-and-solves-it"

By Thylan

Thylan (http://www.videosift.com/member/Thylan) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:49:23 -0800

Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 07:50:37 -0800

Hey - it's not plagiarism if I cite my sources!

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:06:45 -0800

>> ^Krupo:
I'm troubled - I didn't think I'd be picturing mg/KA without like an M16 slung on his shoulder or something. Upvote anyway.

Does this make you feel better? That's a chrome-plated AK-47. But if it's really the M16 you need, here ya go.

You may now sleep at night.

By choggie

choggie (http://www.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:41:15 -0800

no way man, here's my favorite plated tool....
http://www.gunblast.com/images/SHOT2004/Day2/DSC02563.jpg

45 calibre, and pretty as hell!!

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 08:42:58 -0800

That sure is a thing of beauty.

By winkler1

winkler1 (http://www.videosift.com/member/winkler1) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 10:30:21 -0800

Did you ever eat fifty eggs?

By youdiejoe

youdiejoe (http://youdiejoe.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:24:20 -0800

as i said on the youtube comments, Play the drums while eating the sandwich and then we can talk.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 12:32:32 -0800

YDJ - I think you miss the point of the video. It was mocking the other guy that though his mediocrity was awesome. There's nothing more mediocre than eating a sandwich.

By Kerotan

Kerotan (http://www.videosift.com/member/Kerotan) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 16:33:02 -0800

It could have been more mediocre, it could have been a ham sandwich.

By choggie

choggie (http://www.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:07:50 -0800

betcha can't beat yer time 3 trys inna row????

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:09:49 -0800

Hahah - is that a proposition?

By youdiejoe

youdiejoe (http://youdiejoe.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 17:19:27 -0800

MG: sorry I thought my <sarcasm> tag was on...

By sometimes

sometimes (http://www.videosift.com/member/sometimes) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 18:15:45 -0800

I maed u a sanwich...

but marinegunrock eated it.

By Krupo

Krupo (http://krupo.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 19:18:48 -0800

Much better, thank you.

>> ^MarineGunrock:
>> ^Krupo:
I'm troubled - I didn't think I'd be picturing mg/KA without like an M16 slung on his shoulder or something. Upvote anyway.

Does this make you feel better? That's a chrome-plated AK-47. But if it's really the M16 you need, here ya go.

You may now sleep at night.

By qruel

qruel (http://www.videosift.com/member/qruel) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:34:34 -0800

this video and thread are a fuckin riot !
way to go MGR !
WTF? Did joedirt not get the joke? someone please send him a sense of humor!

By dotdude

dotdude (http://dotdude.videosift.com) — Sun, 10 Feb 2008 21:11:14 -0800

So does this mean there'll be more 2 minute challenges?

By choggie

choggie (http://www.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 01:39:43 -0800

If by the third try, after you beat your time twice, you can do it in under a minute???
Three months charter paid by me.
*shake

By evil_disco_man

evil_disco_man (http://www.videosift.com/member/evil_disco_man) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:54:59 -0800

Amazing! Spectacular! Stupendous! You are my hero, Marine Gunrock. Hope to see more 2 minute feats in the future. Love the shirt!

By lucky760

lucky760 (http://lucky760.videosift.com) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 13:58:14 -0800

>> Love the shirt!

Hehe. Yeah. When I read that I just hear a terrible, fake Vietnamese non-accent saying, "Rambo... You not expendable."

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Mon, 11 Feb 2008 16:51:12 -0800

"Not even dental records can help you now."

By wax66

wax66 (http://www.videosift.com/member/wax66) — Tue, 12 Feb 2008 08:43:45 -0800

Hahaha... awesome.

As a side note, anyone who has been a marine can attest to the whole platoon taking just a few minutes from the first guy entering to the last guy leaving the chow hall (2 minutes was our platoon's record in basic). And yeah, we ate too. We just didn't chew, that's a waste of time. Not having a BM for many days was also normal... lol.

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 00:33:41 -0800

hmmm...I should post all those clips of me hookin up with women I've collected via my hidden camera. Those are all under 2 minutes too...

...and that's for the entire collection.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 03:17:07 -0800

That's not hard to do when the number is 0.

By arsenault185

arsenault185 (http://arsenault185.videosift.com) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 05:31:34 -0800

Hey rottenseed, I think its time for a new avatar already. See^? According to MGR you are in fact, a douche.

By rottenseed

rottenseed (http://rottenseed.videosift.com) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 07:33:38 -0800

oooooooooooooh yea...it's hard to find your average time when you can't divide by zero

By coolhund

coolhund (http://www.videosift.com/member/coolhund) — Wed, 13 Feb 2008 12:25:02 -0800

Nice.
How long did it take to get it out again?

By kulpims

kulpims (http://www.videosift.com/member/kulpims) — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 14:58:04 -0800

reminds me of this

By blankfist

blankfist (http://blankfist.videosift.com) — Sun, 17 Feb 2008 23:40:22 -0800

Why doesn't this have the * gay tag?

By schmawy

schmawy (http://schmawy.videosift.com) — Thu, 17 Apr 2008 15:16:54 -0700

*meme

By eric3579

eric3579 (http://eric3579.videosift.com) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 17:49:49 -0700

upvote for chewing with your mouth closed

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 03:42:11 -0700

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By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://www.videosift.com/member/gwiz665) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:56:30 -0700

I'm gonna copy+paste schmawys *meme. More people should do things in under 2 minutes. I have some ideas, but the sift won't allow them... >_>

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 19:56:30 -0700

Adding video to channels (Meme) - requested by gwiz665.

By dotdude

dotdude (http://dotdude.videosift.com) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:38:34 -0700

*promote

By siftbot

siftbot (http://www.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:38:34 -0700

Promoting this video back to the front page; last published Saturday, February 9th, 2008 10:47pm PST - promote requested by dotdude.

By Kevlar

Kevlar (http://www.videosift.com/member/Kevlar) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 13:58:54 -0700

This is always the perfect cure-all to Sift drama.

By deathcow

deathcow (http://www.videosift.com/member/deathcow) — Tue, 12 Aug 2008 17:15:00 -0700

fucking tour de force of culinary expediency