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Improv Karate vs Chicken Fu

Ryjkyj (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 23:06:49 -0700

(22 votes - 6 comments - 473 views)
This could just as easily have been me at that age. I'm glad I never took on a chicken.

Rage Against the Machine - Freedom

Ryjkyj (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 19:11:01 -0700

(15 votes - 3 comments - 243 views)
The video that started it all for me. Saw it first on Beavis and Butthead at 2am.

Carlin - Class Clown For Kids

Ryjkyj (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 20:52:24 -0700

(16 votes - 2 comments - 462 views)

Carlin - Things You Never See

Ryjkyj (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 18:43:45 -0700

(18 votes - 1 comment - 501 views)

Classic Carlin - The FCC and the American Double Standard

Ryjkyj (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 08:26:36 -0700

(57 votes - 4 comments - 1007 views)
From: "What the Fuck Am I Doing in New Jersey"

I can't tell you how many moments in this particular clip are burned into my synapses forever.

"The federal communications commission (an appointed body, not elected) decided all on its own that radio and television were the only two parts of american life not protected by the free speech amendment to the constitution."

"Gotta be the only country in the world where some people are starving on the street and other people eat a nourishing meal and puke it up intentionally."

"America was founded by slave owners who wanted to be free"

"And now their thinking about banning toy guns... AND THEIR GONNA KEEP THE FUCKING REAL ONES."

Classic Carlin - Occupation: Fool

Ryjkyj (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Wed, 25 Jun 2008 15:32:17 -0700

(14 votes - 1 comment - 356 views)
Thanks to eric3579 for pointing out this slice of fried gold.

George Carlin - Pro-Life is Anti-Woman

Ryjkyj (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:53:25 -0700

(114 votes - 15 comments - 18736 views)
I know it might seem like I'm exploiting Carlin's death by posting all these but this stuff really is a huge part of my life from childhood up until now. I know all this stuff by heart. Getting it on the Sift is important to me. They've been kind of hard to Sift before but now I might as well try my damndest.

George Carlin - Airline Safety Announcements

Ryjkyj (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 00:36:13 -0700

(25 votes - 4 comments - 618 views)
This is an original. Often imitated and sometimes adapted. Classic George.

George Carlin - Sanctity of Life

Ryjkyj (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 13:07:16 -0700

(81 votes - 6 comments - 2218 views)

Lenny Bruce - Freedom of Speech

Ryjkyj (http://www.videosift.com/member/Ryjkyj) — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:18:42 -0700

(21 votes - 0 comments - 485 views)
Since I know people are gonna go nuts with the George Carlin posts (including me), I thought hey, what about the things that HE might have liked.