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posted by SlipperyPete 1 month 2 weeks ago • 666 views
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A total of 56 votes have been cast on this poll

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[edit] Fear not, would-be voters - the results of this pole will not be legally binding
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Which of these will not fit in your uncle's ass?
(El Salvador)


written by SlipperyPete  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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What I like!
(Turtles)


written by demon_ix  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Sorry, your answer has to be in the form of a question.
*fail


written by SlipperyPete  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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What do I like?
(Not SlipperyPete!)


written by demon_ix  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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I hoped "Khaaaan!" would be an option, but it wasn't and therefore I took the next best thing:
What did Kirk shout?
Stapler!


written by dingens  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Do I forsee a tight fight between turtles and bacon?

Is perhaps turtle bacon the answer??


written by gwiz665  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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What can you take from me that will cause me to burn the building down?

MY RED SWINGLINE STAPLER!


written by UsesProzac  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^gwiz665:
Is perhaps turtle bacon the answer??


You wouldn't be the first to go mad over this lucrative combination.


written by SlipperyPete  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Did Elvis'es bacon and turtle sandwich cause him to mail a stapler to El Salvador??
(should be obvious)


written by Drax  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

(El Salvador)


written by Throbbin  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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I also own a Red Swingline Stapler, and people always steal it!!!

oh and to fit into slippery's criteria, Why do they steal my stapler!??!?!


written by Fusionaut  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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How is bacon not winning? What's wrong with you people??


written by Sarzy  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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What tastes delicious?


(Elvis)






no wait bacon!


written by thegrimsleeper  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^thegrimsleeper:
What tastes delicious?
(Elvis)
no wait bacon!


They're both Fat, Salty, Sweaty and Dead!


written by Sagemind  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Which one tastes best with scrambled eggs and orange juice for breakfast?

(Turtles)


written by brycewi19  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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With, Sarzy on this one...bacon hands down.


written by choggie  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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wat is het engelse woord voor schildpadden?

(turtles)


written by paul4dirt  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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What am I making the moves on?

(Bacon)




written by kronosposeidon  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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What is good for me?
Hint: not cheese in a can...

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bacon-Bacon-I-like-Bacon


written by Sagemind  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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I hate it when you go into an office and you don't have your own stapler. I cannot function without my own stapler. And those plastic pockets for papers. Please vote stapler!


written by Deano  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Maybe a Stapler.. made of turtle bacon.. used by Elvis in El Salvador!


written by gwiz665  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Bacon ftw. Suck it Elvis.


written by dystopianfuturetoday  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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^

I'm pretty sure Elvis sucking on bacon was one factor in his downfall.


written by SlipperyPete  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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OMG!!! Bacon and Turtles are in a close 9 lead, with Stapler coming in with 8 from the rear!

THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!


written by demon_ix  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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I was saving my vote to tie it up!


written by blankfist  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Bacon! Because everything's better with bacon on/in it!


written by Duckman33  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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ohhh el salvaaadoorrr




written by Farhad2000  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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To those who selected turtles, I pose the following question:

Which is better, bacon with a turtle on it or a turtle with bacon on it?

Thing about it and I believe you will see the error of your ways.


written by xxovercastxx  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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I thonged about it. I still like turtles.


written by blankfist  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Do turtles have their own liqeur?


I thought not.


written by Ornthoron  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Hrm, now I want vodka-flavoured bacon.


written by UsesProzac  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Bacon, because there is no Crocodiles option.


written by Croccydile  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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What zombies like.


written by enon  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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It seems Bacon won. Been that way for a few days.

I would expect dag to enforce this poll, as the will of the community!


written by demon_ix  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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Voting for this poll ended with the majority of users voting Bacon!.


written by siftbot  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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So it is written.
Dag - where do I take a number for my free rashers?


written by SlipperyPete  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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