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karaidl
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Real Name: Kyle
Channel: Evolution In Action
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Channel: Evolution In Action
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I feel the need to get this off my chest - Let's get one thing straight. Trashmen are a MYTH. They don't friggin' exist. Alright?! There's no Santa Clause that comes to your house to leave presents, but you honestly believe there's some dude who comes by to get your trash??? Now, I don't know who's picking that crap up every Monday, but I bet it's my parents. They probably put it in their closet, just like Christmas presents. Bastards.
Member Since: 2007-04-07
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Videos Submitted by karaidl
THE JESTER
A hunting party, lead by CaptWillard, will depart at 9:00 pm EDT on 4/3/08. The destination is a remote part of the Sift Forest near New Jersey. So practice your snipe mating call and stock up on paper bags.
Click here for further details.
THE JESTER
Roastee: MINK
Master of Ceremonies: jonny
Look for jonny’s launch post.
THE JESTER
In reply to this comment by karaidl:
Look right under the first link when you search for VideoSift on Google. How the hell did you do that?
In reply to this comment by karaidl:
I log back in after a day or so and I find a party in here. And oh shit, someone's throwing bottles... bye.
In reply to this comment by karaidl:
Yep, that'll do'er. Go ahead and fix it and get that star point.
In reply to this comment by jonny:
Is this vid a proper fix for your dead vid?
In reply to this comment by karaidl:
Oh you bastard. How did I not see that coming?
In reply to this comment by silvercord:
*discard
thanks for including a siftnewb like me in bold!!
you're as good a sport, as you are a target, sir, and by now you've surely noticed, not many can say so in this world. i salute you.
Happy holidays, Kyle!!
oh, and the filename?
http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff69/my15minutes/karaidlsnewavatar.jpg
...was just a suggestion, of course, and a temporary at that. no biggie, kyle. not like i spent all night reconstructing your face, while changing your ethnicity, by hand, while all your 'real' friends tossed some shit together in MS Paint, or anything...
wow. i really do need to get laid.
is your niece single?
In reply to this comment by karaidl:
my15minutes - Yea, those minutes were up a long time ago. Does anyone know THIS motherfucker??
In reply to this comment by karaidl:
Just working my way down this list...
Gorgonheap - It's hard to take cues from a man who identifies himself with an obscure muppet. Not only does Gorgonheap's character not exist, but all the other imaginary dipshits don't care about him. Freudian slips are a wonderful thing.
Blankfist - Your enthusiasm for receiving my response coupled with your sugar coated compliment at the end of your rant suggest you'd like to go farther than just virtually kiss my ass. I'll see what I can arrange on Craigslist, m'kay?
Zeph - And I couldn't be bothered to take the time to respond to you. So I won't. I'll use the saved time for something more important - Gotta scratch my balls.
Silvercord - Twat.
MLx - And your botox administrator called. She wants to know if she can reschedule for next week or if by that time your face will be rubbing so hard against the pavement you'll be undoing several thousand dollars worth of taxpayer's money.
Whoops, forgot Darkrowan. Wait a minute... nope, actually just didn't give a shit.
Kronosposeidon - Like I have to insult a guy who has the hots for the mentally challenged. Use protection though, I don't want my niece getting syphilis - might make her as stupid as you.
Zifnab - That insult was about as creative as some idiot whoring out for votes with a Yahtzee videos every week.
CaptWillard - My dickless ass? It wouldn't surprise me if you have one firmly up yours.
Joedirt - A sexually frustrated computer nerd brought further down the virginity well from a lack of knowledge on the location of female genitalia.
Choggie - I don't even know where to start... what the fuck did you write?? You're persistence in coming up with new and exciting ways to rape the English language up the ass never fails to amuse.
Fjnbk - You're the kind of guy I'd wish an ironic death on - Like getting run over by an ambulance.
my15minutes - Yea, those minutes were up a long time ago. Does anyone know THIS motherfucker??
Maatc - Certainly the only ones hitting the up arrows on any of his comments or clips are a group of egyptian spammers who mistake it as a pyramid symbol and are trying to signal him that he is a "Mummys Boy".
That lone statement can kill more braincells than Choggie's liquor cabinet.
MycroftHomlz - Given how you liked to cheer on the insults in your last roast, I'm starting to think you masturbate to them. I'm not gonna add to that...
dotdude - When he's not making pointless comments, he's drawing dots. I'll let you decide which is more valuable.
K0MMIE - At this point I'm running out of energy and things to say so you're just a dick.
Smibbo - Ooooh, wow, fart jokes. It's too hard to match that kind of wit, I've never lowered my standards to that degree before.
END
In reply to this comment by karaidl:
Oh, so now you're half-assing your contradictions? Jeez man, put some effort into it!
In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
No - it almost contradicts things. "That is - when I didn't have bugs."
In reply to this comment by karaidl:
That completely contradicts everything you spent so much energy on ranting about before! Don't be a flip-flopper.
By the way, I got a new PC - you can stop the "Buy KARaidl a new PC Charity" thing you had going.
In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Oh, CP - it's one of the best games I've ever played - and not because of the graphics.
That is - when I didn't have bugs. But the suit was just awesome.
In reply to this comment by karaidl:
I would love to see the reverse of this...
"Do you know that you're ugly as hell?"
"Has anyone ever charged you more for sitting in their restaurant?"