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gorgonheap
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Real Name: Call me Ty
Channel: Everything geek
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I'm a ninja, people who take me too seriously should be shot. If I downvote, it's nothing personal I either don't find the clip amusing, or helpful. It's my mission to clean out the sift by collecting dead links. I'm sick and tired of bible bashers, atheist zealots, and Dawkins. I feel religion is a decision by the individual and not something that should be publicly ridiculed. (Unless we should start making abhorring gays and enslaving black people popular again.) But seriously lets all be grown ups and get along. I'm actually an architect, I live in Utah right now with my lovely wife. We are expecting a little addition to our family this summer. I laugh therefore I am.
Member Since: 2006-06-08
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OK, I'm one of the downvoters. It was iresistible to buck the trend. Busted. Just tryin' to make apples edgy.







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Well apparently eating apples isn't the popular thing to do.



written by critttter  | 2 days 22 hours 15 minutes ago | CH
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Thank you for MCing the roast.


written by dotdude  | 1 week 6 days ago | CH
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Thanks for that, Now just gotta find a copy (off to eBay!)

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Yes it will, at least it does on my computer, I'm using XP Professional.

In reply to this comment by firefly:
I'll see if I can check out part 2; will something that old even run on XP?



written by firefly  | 2 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Fixed, found it on myspace

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
crud, it's *dead and I can't find a good replacement.


written by thesnipe  | 3 weeks ago | CH
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I cannot "unbastard" myself. Once you're born to a single mother you can't be unborn to a single mother. Luckily the internet is big enough for the two of us. Maybe one day I'll find my father...is that you daddy?

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
I hereby *ban you from the internet. Come back when your no longer a bastard.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
First! you %*$$*%* **%#@!!!

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
I stumbled across the sift while making a cheesy ultra low budget ninja movie. For my college film making class. (No I'm never going to post it on YouTube.) I was doing a search for some special effects tips on putting in lightsaber effects. And my Google search pointed out this video to me. After that I lurked for about two or three months and then finally joined.

I think what drew me too it was the maturity of the VS community. I never once saw a "first!" or "You %*$ $*%* **%#@."



written by rottenseed  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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First! you %*$$*%* **%#@!!!

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
I stumbled across the sift while making a cheesy ultra low budget ninja movie. For my college film making class. (No I'm never going to post it on YouTube.) I was doing a search for some special effects tips on putting in lightsaber effects. And my Google search pointed out this video to me. After that I lurked for about two or three months and then finally joined.

I think what drew me too it was the maturity of the VS community. I never once saw a "first!" or "You %*$ $*%* **%#@."



written by rottenseed  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Haha, guess I just have really awesome timing.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
And on my birthday too, who spilled the beans? Thanks for the promote.

In reply to this comment by JAPR:
*promote



written by JAPR  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Thanks, dammit!

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
Fixed... Dammit!

In reply to this comment by CaptWillard:
*dead, dammit



written by CaptWillard  | 3 weeks 5 days ago | CH
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Pretty f'n fast for a zombie...

http://www.videosift.com/talk/UhOh-Zombies-goes-100


written by schmawy  | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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Schmawy and I have a secret agenda. That's all I can tell you for now. I'll let you know more once we're in Cambodia.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
What's with the cheese head? Don't tell me your a Packer fan.


written by CaptWillard  | 1 month ago | CH
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Read the letter, then sign the petition. We CAN make a difference!


written by kronosposeidon  | 1 month ago | CH
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Hey, ta for the promote!


written by calvados  | 1 month ago | CH
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Hey Gorgon, keep The Toy Dolls coming, and don´t stop till they´re all here. Kick ass!


written by neuralnoise  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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A Snipe Hunt

A hunting party, lead by CaptWillard, will depart at 9:00 pm EDT on 4/3/08. The destination is a remote part of the Sift Forest near New Jersey. So practice your snipe mating call and stock up on paper bags.

Click here for further details.

THE JESTER


written by dotdude  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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It was that or Motley Crue. It was a tough call.

In reply to this comment by gorgonheap:
A thousand thanks!

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
*vintage
*promote



written by schmawy  | 1 month 1 week ago | CH
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