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Oh hell, this new ignore feature-What happened to the delete feature for comments???


written by choggie  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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>> ^son01:
sonia.4u34@yahoo.com

Hello dear,
Greetings to you,My name is Sonia a young girl, i view your profile today and i love it. i decide to communicate with you and it will please me if you will be my friend, i wish if you will respond to my mail box so that i will give you my picture and tell you more about my self, i hope to hear from you.
soon yours Sonia.
(Email)
sonia.4u34@yahoo.com


Welcome back, Chogster. While you were gone, some hottie left you a message... Dude, I think she wants to hook up!


written by therealblankman  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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welcome back, loon of the wise.


written by rottenseed  | 1 month 2 weeks ago | CH
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WAAAAT the fuck was that strange-o doing at choggie's grave?!!!


written by griefer_queafer  | 3 months 1 week ago | CH
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sonia.4u34@yahoo.com

Hello dear,
Greetings to you,My name is Sonia a young girl, i view your profile today and i love it. i decide to communicate with you and it will please me if you will be my friend, i wish if you will respond to my mail box so that i will give you my picture and tell you more about my self, i hope to hear from you.
soon yours Sonia.
(Email)
sonia.4u34@yahoo.com


written by son01  | 3 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Ooooh, adjust it for me Daddy!!!! Mmmmmmm, yeah!!! Just like that!!!
In reply to this comment by dag:
Hey SJ- it's getting a lot harder to ignore that you are Choggie- I think your mask needs adjusting.


written by sallyjune  | 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Aw snap.
I leave for a while and this happens.


written by SilentPoet  | 5 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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ROFL, I didn't even know Choggie but he seems like he made a lot of friends here.


written by Jaace  | 6 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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In reply to this comment by choggie:
catchy hook......again, atheist fucktards, how much work for good can be done, by being the obnoxious schoolyard bully??? Yer all fucktards, preachy is the disease you all share.....atheist's most outspoken and memorable examples, I wouldn't be caught dead inna life raft 3 clicks form shore with.....oh and, Madeline Murray O'Hare???...she's in heaven

Read below Ignoramus!


written by Alms4him  | 8 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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choggie has been InstaHobbled by joedirt for abusing the Sift.


written by siftbot  | 8 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Riffir is currently examined for faulty chemistry. None found.

All material access to Choggian Archive has been lost. Brother may freely access it mentally through Hive, but as Sepulv records, there is particular enhancement had by physically accessing any ancient material. The Earth rock does still exist for Brother wishing to find it (stellar coordinates 81862.9532.0526), but no relevant material has ever been found within it.

Extant Hive knowledge of Choggian life does provide Brother with insight into the nature of Earth and its "inhabitants" (self referential term does not translate meaningfully). Choggians believed themselves to be true individuals, in a way not dissimilar to how Brother understands elements of the Sisterhood. Riffir further records that Choggian elements individualized themselves and locality in a manner which even Sister elements would find hard to accomplish. Choggians mentally created a barrier between each individual and its locality. This form of isolation is well recorded in the Hive. But Choggians isolated much further. The locality itself was individualized into distinct individuals, whether considered sentient or not. And it is apparent from nearly all Choggian data that Choggians viewed everything outside the mental barrier as non-sentient.

Brother is aware that the such recording is meaningless. Riffir insists such mental constructs are indeed meaningful. Riffir is currently examined for faulty chemistry. None found.

Brother records that Choggian individuals perceived locality as distinct elements. Brother records that Choggian individuals perceived local distinct elements as sets of distinct elements. Riffir is currently examined for faulty chemistry. None found. Brother records that Choggian individuals perceived local distinct set elements as sets of local distinct elements. Riffir is currently examined for faulty chemistry. None found. Riffir is currently examined for faulty chemistry. None found. Riffir is currently examined for faulty chemistry. None found. Riffir local chemistry is dismantled.


to be continued


written by jonny  | 10 months ago | CH
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Aeons ago, galactic archaeologists came upon a planet known by its indigenous sentient creatures as "Earth". They found remnants of a once thriving civilization buried in primitive magnetic recording devices. These devices were nothing more than static (and horribly imperfect) storage containers for the thoughts of the indigenous sentients. Note that these devices were nothing like our mental storage containers which can recreate a mind on demand. Rather, they contained only the outward expression of the local creatures' mental states, namely their "words". The Choggians, as they called themselves, were apparently limited to communicating with each other strictly through these outward thought recording devices. Naturally, this often led to conflict, as each individual would be free to interpret the meaning of another's mental state. While such a concept is as alien to us as the fanatical individualism of the Sisterhood, nevertheless, these Choggians still managed to completely dominate and ultimately destroy their planet (also not unlike the Sisterhood).

It is important to understand the exceptionally primitive nature of communication in which these Choggians engaged. While we enjoy instantaneous communion with any of our brethren, the Choggians apparently had no other means of communicating with each other except through these external thought recording devices, locally known as "hard drives", superimposed upon a tortuous network they reverently named "The InterTubes". The InterTubes was a mechanism of linking all of the species' individual hard drives with each other, however, it's pathetically limited bandwidth even further reduced coherency in the Choggians' communication. While globally pervasive, it allowed for little more than the most basic of concepts to be transferred from one mind to another. And while it is clear than many Choggians engaged in exceptional effort to completely encode their mental state into this substandard medium, it is also just as clear that the species never developed any technology for true communication.

to be continued


written by jonny  | 10 months 2 weeks ago | CH
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Years later and they still wax lyrical about you


written by Farhad2000  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Don't mind me, I just came by to piss on your grave.


written by blankfist  | 10 months 3 weeks ago | CH
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Ha, the irony. you tried to BAN me. so sad to see you're gone.

In reply to this comment by choggie:
*BAN!!!!!!


written by qruel  | 12 months ago | CH
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*discard


written by blankfist  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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Screw you choggie.
Leave us alone.

In reply to this comment by vjdj247365:
Who's yer daddy???
In reply to this comment by doogle:
vjdj247365=choggie?



written by doogle  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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>>Your rancor has dropped by 1. You are now ranked #21. User mintbbb is now ahead of you. You can do better than mintbbb, can't you? You're only 2 votes away from getting back in front of mintbbb....ok
What a great function/feature-sell it to the bees for honey, sister...rock that vote


written by 13553  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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Your rank has dropped by 1. You are now ranked #21. User mintbbb is now ahead of you. You can do better than mintbbb, can't you? You're only 2 votes away from getting back in front of mintbbb.


written by siftbot  | 1 year 3 weeks ago | CH
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Big fat update here, because I just saw all of the comments left after my last one. I'll keep this simple.

"Nevermind."

That's where this stands for me now.
I too liked the old choggie. I think he needs some injectible vitamin b12 to repair the nerve damage from all the N2O, but that's beside the point.
I had been talking with him outside of videosift since summertime and we had some good chats.
He asked me to help him get his account back and I told him I would try.
As I was trying, he basically yelled at me for having some kind of "good guy" campaign (which it never even approached) and I decided it was too much of a negative to interact with the guy any more.

Peace out


written by laura  | 1 year 1 month ago | CH
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