in the movie "Bender's Big Score", aliens trick all of humanity using internet scams to take planet earth. not having a planet anymore, they go to neptune, where in santa's workshop, they convince Robot Santa, Chanuka Zombie, and Kwanzaa bot to win back the earth.

Sit on My Face is a short song by the members of Monty Python's Flying Circus. The song originally appeared on the album Monty Python's Contractual Obligation Album and subsequently on Monty Python Sings... more inside

Very promising bionic arm.

from the album Oh, Inverted World - also on the Garden State soundtrack

Man, I have no idea what's going on.

From http://www.neatorama.com/2008/07/04/husky-singing/ ...

These words came the day the Supreme Court named George W Bush president elect http://www.mahalo.com/The_Daily_Show_December_13_2000

He reveals the secrets to his success. Escapist Magazine: "This week, Yahtzee takes apart the making of a successful gaming webcomic, or: how to make millions of gamers happy with the minimum amount of effort."

I'm not a fan of his voices or some of the cheap shots, but some people really need to be called out.

Keith Olbermann's Special Comment on FISA, June 30th 2008.

George Carlin talks about crazy fat Americans.

one of my new favorite comedians shares one of his favorite jokes to play on the tube in london