James Emery, a full-time Santa Claus, was feeding his reindeer one day during mating season and got a little too close to one of the females. I'm sorry if I'm the only one that finds Santa fighting a reindeer inherently funny.

Ben Underwood was struck with cancer in both of his eyes at the age of two. He had to get both of his eyes surgically removed. Amazingly he has been able to employ clicking his tongue to use sonar and echolocation-esque techniques to live like a normal kid. This is truly amazing.

A level from a twisted Super Mario game, narrated over by someone that sounds like a Russian Christopher Walken.

Ska band Reel Big Fish's song about playing what The Man wants people to hear simply to make more money

A good friend of mine, who calls himself the magical Mizma, doing one of my personal favorites.

easily funnier and more quotable than the first.

a man ranting about his "relationships"