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Tofumar
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Real Name: Wouldn't you love to know?
Birthdate: June 14th, 1980 (27 years old)
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Hi! Not much to say, really. I'm originally from Oklahoma (a state I dearly love despite its backward politics). I now live in the D.C. area, which blows me away almost every time I leave the house. I'm interested in the life of the mind, although I've recently decided to pursue it as an amateur instead of continuing on in academia. Accordingly, I love politics, philosophy, economics, history, and public policy analysis. I'm what you might call a Millian Liberal, and I cannot stand the Conservative movement in its current guise. I'm convinced Republicans as they are now are much more the party of Nixon than the party of Lincoln, and I wish they would go the way of the Whigs. Maybe that way, we could get an honorable (i.e. Burkean, pragmatic, and morally upright) party to complement the Democrats. I'm also an atheist who was raised a Muslim--my dad is from Pakistan and my mom is American--so I often find myself in an interesting position when it comes to discussing religion. But I guess the most important thing to know about me is that I love popcorn.
Member Since: 2006-08-06
Favorite Sift: We Are Here: The Pale Blue Dot
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I have that effect on people.

In reply to this comment by Tofumar:
You have just blown my tiny, feeble, irreligious mind.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Wentworth is exactly right, but you, however, are completely off base. Figure that one out, atheisifter.



written by kronosposeidon  | 3 days 23 hours 53 minutes ago | CH
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Nice thought, but if I did that I doubt I could live with myself.

In reply to this comment by Tofumar:
I just realized you should Manbaby your pic on your profile!

Btw, "Manbaby" is my new favorite verb.



In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
That is one of the most bizarre things a father could want done with their photos. At least that's what one father thinks.

Still, I'm going to send that link to everyone I know.



written by kronosposeidon  | 4 days 19 hours 59 minutes ago | CH
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Beard icicle comber? Like I haven't had that offer before. Get in line, get in line.

In reply to this comment by Tofumar:
I volunteer to comb the icicles out of your beard while persephone is out on weekends. After all, I plan to be kept alive for a long time by my strong connection to the dark side of the force.

In reply to this comment by dag:
A good idea for a website would be somewhere that you can publicly register your intent not to commit suicide. Just in case.

BTW FTR, not planning to commit suicide. I'll let you know if I every change my mind. I'm prety unsuicidal- I'm looking in to getting my head frozen.



written by dag  | 1 week 2 days ago | CH
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Congratulations on your silver star there, sheriff!


written by schmawy  | 4 weeks 1 day ago | CH
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In reply to this comment by Tofumar:Since we probably won't get to talk again, I'll just bid you adieu and wish you luck in all your future endeavors. I'm sure your e-mails begging the girls from Prussian Blue to overlook the fact that you don't shower will pay off eventually.


You're awesome.


written by MarineGunrock  | 1 month 3 weeks ago | CH
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best. comment. ever.

In reply to this comment by Tofumar:
"Siftbot is powered by aborted fetuses."

In fairness, a full 17.2% of our energy here comes from the steam we generate by burning bibles and copies of the U.S. constitution. We also gather about 9% from the energy released when we break up heterosexual marriages--a process we call "marital fission."



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